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Jeb Stuart Thurmond

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CAPTION CONTEST #9

11-04-2013, 10:09 AM

My entires:

The enhanced wine-cellar, one of many renovations Obama has made to the White House

Liberals say it's best not to keep negative feelings bottled up. Conservatives say you just need a new shelf.

Typical pharmacy in 2015, if we don't stop Obamacare

There's kosher pickles, and then there's super-kosher!

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Ezekiel Bathfire

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11-04-2013, 11:10 AM

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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Trent Harvey, Jr.

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11-04-2013, 06:24 PM

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #9

I didn't know Costco had an ethnic food aisle.

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Dr. Anthony J. Toole

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11-05-2013, 03:03 AM

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"Oh these agent oranges aren't so bad. You should see the depleted uraniums."

Ha ha, sore losers!

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11-05-2013, 04:52 PM

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Demon Nursery

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Cranky Old Man

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11-05-2013, 05:44 PM

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #9

Somehow that grandma reminds me of cookies. Lots and lots of cookies. I don't know why.

5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!

Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!

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