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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
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    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Imagine slavery would be still legal...

    Then we had no Obama and no Obamacare.
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  • WWJDnow
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    • Aug 2009
    • 6314

    #2
    Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Then we had no Obama and no Obamacare.
    And nobody would need welfare, because we white folk always provided food, shelter, clothing, and work for our slaves. America really started going to Hell when slavery was abolished. If I were a black person, I'd demand a return to slavery right now--they were far better off in the days before crack and ghettos and rap music and basketball took the spirit out of them.
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    • A Follower
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      • Jan 2010
      • 872

      #3
      Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

      Without negroes lazing about on the streets there would be no crime at all.

      And with guaranteed employment for all minorities there would be no need for welfare or food stamps: an instant fix to the Obama deficit crisis.

      And it's all Biblically approved so I doubt there would be any real opposition to slavery.
      Leviticus 26:15-16
      And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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      • Jack Rankan
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        • Oct 2013
        • 144

        #4
        Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

        Slavery still legal?

        No crime, minorities would have jobs and not mooch for welfare bennefits, the crime elements in them would be beatened out at the young age by True Christians™. America would be better off, AND we would have a True Christian™ white president. Everyone would be better off...
        1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
        Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
        Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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        • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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          • Nov 2013
          • 25

          #5
          Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

          It truly would be a wonder.
          Imagine not having to worry every time you see a negro walking past at night when you're coming home from church, because he'd be at home polishing your shoes.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

            I have some concerns:

            - where am I supposed to house these things? Back in the day, most people had proper outbuildings for the help, but that is very unusual currently (I think Mr. Hutchins is the only TC with proper help quarters). I only have one outbuilding, and there is NO WAY I am letting a bunch of sticky-fingered moolies stay in my tool shed.



            - will Obamacare cover lesser races in this scenario? I've read the old journals of my great- great- great- great-Grandpa, and the extent of medical attention given to the shines back then was basically boiling water, cod liver oil, and an alcohol rub. Broken bones necessitated field amputation. Since they would basically be categorized as livestock again, can I "put them out of their misery" so to speak when things get messy?

            I don't know...this seems like more trouble than it's worth.



            YiC,

            Zech
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            • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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              • Nov 2013
              • 25

              #7
              Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              I have some concerns:

              - where am I supposed to house these things? Back in the day, most people had proper outbuildings for the help, but that is very unusual currently (I think Mr. Hutchins is the only TC with proper help quarters). I only have one outbuilding, and there is NO WAY I am letting a bunch of sticky-fingered moolies stay in my tool shed.



              - will Obamacare cover lesser races in this scenario? I've read the old journals of my great- great- great- great-Grandpa, and the extent of medical attention given to the shines back then was basically boiling water, cod liver oil, and an alcohol rub. Broken bones necessitated field amputation. Since they would basically be categorized as livestock again, can I "put them out of their misery" so to speak when things get messy?

              I don't know...this seems like more trouble than it's worth.



              YiC,

              Zech
              Very understandable, you could give them an axe and instruct cut down trees to build their own "living quarters", but those trees don't deserve to go down just because some negros are to picky to sleep in the grass or the field.

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              • Jack Rankan
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                • Oct 2013
                • 144

                #8
                Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
                Very understandable, you could give them an axe and instruct cut down trees to build their own "living quarters", but those trees don't deserve to go down just because some negros are to picky to sleep in the grass or the field.
                Just build something like a tent, why waste good wood for them?
                1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                • Titus Templeton
                  Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                  Jesus macht frei
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 5912

                  #9
                  Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                  Some say we still have slavery in india or Saudi Arabia but real slavery is with negroes.
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                  -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                  -Holocaust Jokes
                  -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                  -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                  -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                  -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                  -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                  • Jack Rankan
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                    • Oct 2013
                    • 144

                    #10
                    Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    Some say we still have slavery in india or Saudi Arabia but real slavery is with negroes.
                    And if it's not done by the rules God has given us in the Bible KJV(1611), it's not right. After all, Biblical slavery is done for their own good, anything else is just mean.
                    1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                    Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                    • WWJDnow
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6314

                      #11
                      Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                      Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
                      And if it's not done by the rules God has given us in the Bible KJV(1611), it's not right. After all, Biblical slavery is done for their own good, anything else is just mean.
                      That's right! For example, in Luke 12:47-48, Jesus laid down very strict rules about when we can beat our slaves heavily versus when only a light beating is permitted:

                      And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes.
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                      • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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                        • Nov 2013
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                        Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
                        Just build something like a tent, why waste good wood for them?
                        But even that would be wrong, you would be preventing flowers and grass from growing because the tent is blocking sunlight..
                        Jesus, when did negros become so picky and selfish.

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                        • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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                          • Nov 2013
                          • 1284

                          #13
                          Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                          Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
                          But even that would be wrong, you would be preventing flowers and grass from growing because the tent is blocking sunlight..
                          Jesus, when did negros become so picky and selfish.
                          You can't have your valuable stock exposed to the weather though, if you expect for them to be productive. Food, clothing and shelter are essential to getting a good honest day's work from a slave.

                          Colossians 4:1 (1611 King James Bible)

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                          • ManWhoFoundGod1922
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                            • Nov 2013
                            • 25

                            #14
                            Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                            You can't have your valuable stock exposed to the weather though, if you expect for them to be productive. Food, clothing and shelter are essential to getting a good honest day's work from a slave.
                            Good point, negros don't grow on trees, it's difficult to replace them.

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                            • Jack Rankan
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                              • Oct 2013
                              • 144

                              #15
                              Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal...

                              Originally posted by ManWhoFoundGod1922 View Post
                              But even that would be wrong, you would be preventing flowers and grass from growing because the tent is blocking sunlight..
                              Whatch out brother, starting to worry about the flowers and grass is a hippy way of thinking. Besides, God has given us this world to be used, that includes grass and flowers.

                              Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

                              And like brother Mark has said - we have strict rules given by God about slavery, and God is clear - we have to provide slaves with some things so that we get at least some work done by them. The example would be my hunting dog. Even if it is just a beast with no soul, I still provide him with food, shelter and watter, because I need him for hunting. The same goes with slaves.
                              1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                              Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                              Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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