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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

    Brothers,

    I did a very intensive prayer session today and sometimes I feel that my mind gets opened and I see solutions for different problems. And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session. Sometimes I just eat a hamburger and after two hours I feel hungry! But then I say to myself that I am stronger then my hunger! I am in control of my mind and not the victim of my body.
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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Brothers,

    I did a very intensive prayer session today and sometimes I feel that my mind gets opened and I see solutions for different problems. And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session. Sometimes I just eat a hamburger and after two hours I feel hungry! But then I say to myself that I am stronger then my hunger! I am in control of my mind and not the victim of my body.
    Brother, this is such a clear and obvious solution, you'd think even those people in Africa would have figured it out. Once again, they need the guidance of True Christians™ coming over there to clean up their messes. Of course, True Christians™ are being persecuted in record numbers. Why, Pastor Scott Lively (Pastor & Head of Abiding Truth Ministries), is being charged with "Crimes Against Humanity" if you can believe it! All for training up the Christians in Uganda to recognize the value of following God's Word as written!

    You can listen to him explain some of this HERE.
    "We need to remember that in the time leading up to the Flood what the rabbis teach about the last straw for God before He brought the Flood was when they started writing wedding songs to homosexual marriage and Jesus said that you’ll know the End Times because it will be like the days of Noah. There’s never been a time in the history of the world since before the Flood when homosexual marriage has been open and celebrated, and that’s another sign that I believe that we’re close to the end."

    But anyway, Brother Templeton, I think you have your finger right on the button with this one. I do hope the people of Africa take Pastor Scott's advice and learn to clean themselves up, put a little effort into their work, stop complaining, and stop looking for the next cheap thrill. Then perhaps they won't find so much to whine about.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • see_the_light
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 1386

      #3
      Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

      And how can they be hungry with huge bellies?

      That never seemed possible.

      Gluttony indeed.

      PRAISE THE LORD!

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388

        #4
        Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

        Whenever you see these people on TV, they're just standing or sitting around waiting on somebody to bring them a Happy Meal or whatever. You never see them planting crops or working at a job so they can buy food.

        It doesn't matter where in the world the nigra lives. He's still going to be lazy and looking for hand outs all the time.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • see_the_light
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #5
          Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          He's still going to be lazy and looking for hand outs all the time.

          That and fried-chicken.

          PRAISE THE LORD!

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #6
            Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

            Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
            That and fried-chicken.

            PRAISE THE LORD!
            As long as it's free and they can use the bones for a voodoo curse afterwards.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

              They used to just shoot a lion or something and roast it and eat it. Thanks to Obama, all the jigs just want a handout.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Johnnymonkeyface
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2014
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                Wow. I thought you guys were bad before. You know what makes you guys so horrible? You have no heart and mind for anyone but your selves. I heard the you guys take the bible word for word. Here's a few verses.
                Matthew 25:35-40
                For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.’ Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?’ Proverbs 14:31

                Whoever oppresses a poor man insults his Maker, but he who is generous to the needy honors him.

                Luke 12:33-34

                Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

                1 John 4:7-8

                Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.
                There now you might not oppress the poor if what you say is true. I think you guys just sit on your butts all day with nothing to do but point the finger and insult people. And hey, you eat a burger and after two hours you're hungry??? That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. THESE PEOPLE IN AFRICA ARE TOO POOR TO BUY CROPS!! And they are definetly too weak and don't have enough meat on there bones to work unless someone DOES feed them. Wow that just shows how heartless you truly all are. And you better not reply to my comment and say I'm wrong because you guys are the only ones at fault here!! You're no better than those people that make games like Oblivion and portal 2!!!!
                1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388

                  #9
                  Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                  Son, aren't you even paying attention? Don't you watch the TV? Those folks are too lazy to even swat the flies away. Do you think they're going to lift a finger to hoe a row of corn?
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • Johnnymonkeyface
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                    Ummmm isn't it clear that I was listening to the bill crap that you guys feed each other? You're too lazy to admit that you aren't really a true Christian because you oppress the poor! You really think Jesus siding with you? Your guys' point of view is twisted. I've read a lot of these forums. Don't you guys have anything positive to say? You guys sit around in your so called "church" and look at the world and hate the people in it because they aren't saved or they're poor. And you PRETEND that you are christians. Hmmm, I think that's what the bible calls hypocrisy.
                    1 John 4:20

                    If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
                    James 1:26

                    If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless.
                    1 John 2:9

                    Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.
                    Aaannnd I'm right again.
                    1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

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                    • see_the_light
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1386

                      #11
                      Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                      Originally posted by Creedom72 View Post
                      Aaannnd I'm right again.
                      afraid not.

                      Mark 3:35

                      For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.

                      The quotes you mentioned don't apply to some no good heathen negros lost in the refugee camps scattered around africa just sucking the UN help.

                      PRAISE THE LORD!

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                      • WinnerNotSinner
                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 951

                        #12
                        Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                        Son, just because you have searched OpenBible for some verses about hypocrisy before copying them here does not make you more Christian™ than us.

                        Here at Landover, we have been showing people the light since the 17th Century. You waltzing into our friendly forum shouting at people doesn't make you right, it makes you narrow minded.

                        This is not about us insulting the poor, it is about nigras. If afrocans stopped whining about being so hungry all the time and started PRAISING GOD instead, scripture tells us that it will make them nice and fat.

                        Proverbs 28:25

                        He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the Lord shall be made fat.



                        The problem is they are so greedy. Especially those big belly children (they look gross! )
                        6
                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                        • Titus Templeton
                          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                          Jesus macht frei
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 5912

                          #13
                          Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                          You can tell that the out of africa theory isn't really working. If we all had these genes in our bodies we all would be lazy and hungry all the time still living in caves. Not to mention that we all had aids.
                          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                          -Holocaust Jokes
                          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                            Originally posted by Creedom72 View Post
                            Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.
                            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
                            Originally posted by Creedom72 View Post
                            Aaannnd I'm right again.
                            Aaaaand no, in fact you are condemned to hellfire.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Ex-soccer player
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 285

                              #15
                              Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time!

                              Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                              And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session
                              I think the Bible is quite clear on this topic:

                              Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
                              But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
                              Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
                              - Matthew 6:31-34
                              So the FIRST thing to do is to seek His Kingdom. THEN God will supply us with clothes, food etc. - all these things shall be added unto you.

                              So if we want to help the negroes to help themselves we shouldn't just give them the food God withholds from them for a reason. Let's talk about how we can help the poor of the world to seek and find Gods Kingdom!
                              Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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