[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

OK, we get it. I think that God himself would be offended by this list.

According to you, if my child likes Dracula cereal, tries on some black clothes, wants to go on a date without an adult, and plays any video game produced after 1989, I need to pray the "demons" out of them to reform them and save them.

For the record, we are not a satanic band. We do not promote self mutilation, unless drinking too much counts! The list in the previous post is exactly the kind of thing that makes the world laugh at Christian ideals.

Get a grip guys! Are you really so out of ideas that you need to take people who exhibit typical teenage behavior and convert them to your beliefs and "cast their demons out"? The only demon that needs to be cast out is the "Demon" of self righteousness that you all seem to be affilcted with!

You are constantly asking, "If you've got nothing to hide, why do you want to be alone all the time?" Well, if you people are anything like the asshole that wrote that list, then it's not that they don't want to be around people, they just don't want to be around people like you!

This shows yet again how Christians have fallen short of "glory" and missed the boat!

You people do try my patience! I have fixed your idiotic secular drivel so others on this board can read it. I attempted not to change the meaning or intent of the post at all, just to make it readable.

If Unsaved Trash God-mockers like you want the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist to read you posts, put in the time to make them readable. Seriously, go back and try to read that garbage you posted, then examine how I have edited and reformatted it. Which is easier to read?

It is still Godless ranting by a hell-bound heathen , but at least it's readable!

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

So if my kid likes Dracula cereal tries on some black closes...

You don't really have a child, right?

[Gear Shifter]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

This goth business, when did it start in the first place? I've seen people wear very depressing black clothing around town but none of my friends are of that kind .

Can someone educate me a little bit more on why people dress like this?

[RpLora]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I will try to say this as politely as I can, but you people here are so narrowminded. You should try to accept others a little bit better. Like RikuNoYume said, isnt the point of christianity to treat others the way you would like to be treated? Well, I believe that as christians you aren't being fair. Many of those things on the list, like watching cable and such, that isn't gothic. Don't we all watch tv sometimes? And internet use, that's gothic and demonic? Aren't we using the internet right now? That list is inaccurate. And also, trash talking Obama isn't fair. People don't go around posting mccain's head on a spider's body so i don't think it's fair to obama. I hope that I have made my point. Well, have fun.

Ps- i feel that i will get banned....

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I will try to say this as politely as I can, but you people here are so narrowminded. You should try to accept others a little bit better. Like RikuNoYume said, isnt the point of christianity to treat others the way you would like to be treated? Well, I believe that as christians you aren't being fair. Many of those things on the list, like watching cable and such, that isn't gothic. Don't we all watch tv sometimes? And internet use, that's gothic and demonic? Aren't we using the internet right now? That list is inaccurate. And also, trash talking Obama isn't fair. People don't go around posting mccain's head on a spider's body so i don't think it's fair to obama. I hope that I have made my point. Well, have fun.

Ps- i feel that i will get banned....

Not if you're polite and can listen without fighting.

First, are you a Christian?

Second, what church do you attend?

Third, you sound like a woman. Are you a virgin or are you maried?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I will try to say this as politely as I can, but you people here are so narrowminded.

And I take it that it is your standard, rather than that of God that we should accept?

You should try to accept others a little bit better.

We accept all True Christians, and many who are merely aspiring to be True Christians – a generous Paypal donation always helps.

Like RikuNoYume said,

RNY is an oaf.

Well, I believe that as christians you aren't being fair.

Proverb:11:22: As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.

That list is inaccurate.

We are talking a body of mounting evidence here.

And also, trash talking Obama isn't fair.

Only Obama would disagree and it isn’t like he’s impartial

People don't go around posting mccain's head on a spider's body

Of course not, he is a man who engenders natural respect!

so i don't think it's fair to obama.

Oh.

I hope that I have made my point.

No.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I will try to say this as politely as I can, but you people here are so narrowminded. You should try to accept others a little bit better. Like RikuNoYume said, isnt the point of christianity to treat others the way you would like to be treated? Well, I believe that as christians you aren't being fair. Many of those things on the list, like watching cable and such, that isn't gothic. Don't we all watch tv sometimes? And internet use, that's gothic and demonic? Aren't we using the internet right now? That list is inaccurate. And also, trash talking Obama isn't fair. People don't go around posting mccain's head on a spider's body so i don't think it's fair to obama. I hope that I have made my point. Well, have fun.

Ps- i feel that i will get banned....

God hates goth scum, pure and simple. No amount of whining about it is going to keep you out of everlasting damnation.

We don't ban people who keep a respectful tongue in their heads, but if you continue blaspheming you can expect to get rebuked soundly, little girl. Also, try using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation when you post here. Jesus hates a lazy heathen much more than the regular kind.

How old are you anyway? Does your junior high school teacher know you're a damned goth slut?

[maneack]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Godless? I dont think so... just maybe not YOUR god... when it comes to me this whole bible thing is laughable... at best... psychotic at worse... what makes us sluts when you preach about how woman are filthy, despite the fact you come from one? and despite the fact that MAYBE you have a wife (doubtful)

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Just how many gods do you think there are???

[maneack]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

look around you and tell me... id really be tempted to say none and see what reaction I get from... I donno Rednecks in Idaho or whatever, but yeah

[Daniel Bugger]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Sorry you made a mistake

35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Landover Baptist Church.

There its a better list now don' you think?

[Talitha]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Sorry you made a mistake



There its a better list now don' you think?

Friend, we are "God's favorite Church". I think It's you who is mistaken.

[GodsCreation]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

This is a GAY and VERY STUPID LIST BY AN IGNORANT COCKSUCKER

1-Frequently wears black clothing - THE PRIEST DOES ALMOST ONLY WEAR BLACK CLOTHES YOU WHORE
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts - THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU GOTH AT ALL, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT THE DOCTOR TELLS YOU (YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A BRAINLESS FAG (NOTHING WRONG WITH FAGS).
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish - THAT WAS A REALLY MATURE THING TO STAMPLE AS GOTHIC
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols - THIS STILL DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY GOTHIC. BUT IT MAKES YOU FREE TO THINK WHAT YOU WILL AND BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU WILL!
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos - OH HOW BAD!
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music - YOU'RE ANTI-SOCIAL BY SAYING THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE WRONG AND YOU'RE THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE... IDIOT... NAZI BOY



9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan - YOU ARE A FUCKING LAMEO
10-Takes drugs - THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU GOTHIC EITHER
11-Drinks alcohol - JESUS SERVED WINE TO HIS FUCKING DISCIPLES YOU BLOODY BELCH
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed - THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THE REASON OF THE PARENTS ARE FUCKING IGNORANT STUPID CHRISTIANS!.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation- - THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THE REASON OF THE PARENTS ARE FUCKING IGNORANT STUPID CHRISTIANS!.

14-Complains of boredom - L O L YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO HAVE A WANK BUT YOU'RE TO AFRAID OF DOING IT WEAKLING
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little - - THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THE REASON OF THE PARENTS ARE FUCKING IGNORANT STUPID CHRISTIANS!.
16-Is excessively awake during the night - - THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THE REASON OF THE PARENTS ARE FUCKING IGNORANT STUPID CHRISTIANS! OR JUST BECAUSE OF PREFERENCES!.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THE REASON OF THE PARENTS ARE FUCKING IGNORANT STUPID CHRISTIANS! OR JUST BECAUSE OF PREFERENCES!.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone - MAYBE YOUR KID IS AN OUTCAST BECAUSE OTHER KIDS DOESN'T LIKE THE KIDS PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID AND CHRISTIAN LIKE YOU !
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)


23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.

MAYBE THEY'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE YOU!


32-Expresses an interest in sex - oh THAT'S REALLY GOTHIC! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND! THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR OWN CHILDRENS CHOICES... NO ONE SHOULD BE RAISED BY FUCKERS LIKE YOU
33-Masturbates - TRY IT!, IT'S NOT SO BAD AT ALL
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual - IT'S JUST THE WAY GOD CREATED THEM!
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism - HAIL SATAN!

37-Claims to be a goth - THAT CAN MAKE YOU A GOTH IF YOU WERE CLOTHES FROM OLD GERMANY?!.

DID YOU B-BRAINS KNOW THAT GOTHS ARE AN OLD FORM OF GERMAN PEOPLE?!.

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOME FACTS ABOUT ME NOW:

Name: Mads Søndergaard
Country of Origin: Denmark - I still live here.
Married: No
In a Relationship: Yes
Age: 17
Sex - Yes I like to have sex with my girlfriend all the time
Masturbates: Yes! sometimes!. It's pretty good
Drinks alcohol: I love to be drunk, and I especially love beer
Smokes: Lots of cigarettes
Listen to metal and rock music: YES!!! INDEED you lame walking vaginas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwLtTa2trRs

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

(YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A BRAINLESS FAG (NOTHING WRONG WITH FAGS).

Apparently you disagree with yourself, since you're using "fag" as an insult.

Name: Mads Søndergaard
Country of Origin: Denmark - I still live here.
Married: No
In a Relationship: Yes
Age: 17
Sex - lame walking vaginas

Well, Madge Undergear, you really do sound intelligent. You seem comparable to, say, a banana slug:

[Reynald]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

How dare you even think of heaven, when all you do is judge us without even knowing who we are? Where did you got theese "facts" ?

How many of you "religious" scum even talked to a goth before? How many of you got to know a goth? NONE!
Most of us, mean no harm, and some of us (like me) are deeply Christian. Who are you to judge us?

"If there's a mass shooting at a school, you can be sure a Goth was behind it all!"

You pathetic, ignorant idiot! You think you can say anything while hiding under gods name! If i will burn in hell for being gothic, so be it. If i will become a restless soul, so be it. What i am shure, is that most of you will be coming with me.

You should really know a priest in my local church. He understands me, guides me and helps me, even if i am a goth. I could sell my soul to satan, if that would mean saving him.

...ignorant bastards...