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  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Then you're not a Gothic Vampire.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by GothicVampire View Post
      No, you are wrong again. The people that dress like zombies are Black Metalheads, and Goths have nothing to do with them. I hate death, and in no way, would I ever think that death is "cool".
      Oh, but vampires are just fine, is that your story?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        How old are you, boy?

        Why do you hate Jesus so?
        I don't hate jesus. I don't hate anyone, or anything. I'm 27, by the way.
        burp the baby

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        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Oh, but vampires are just fine, is that your story?
          Vampires aren't even real. Just because I take interest in a topic and like to read about it doesn't mean I believe in it.
          burp the baby

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          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by GothicVampire View Post
            Vampires aren't even real. Just because I take interest in a topic and like to read about it doesn't mean I believe in it.
            Like Goths?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              you're not very convincing.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Like Goths?
                No, not like Goths.
                burp the baby

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                • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  you're not very convincing.
                  I'm not trying to be convincing. I'm trying to tell you what I can, to maybe, just maybe, make you gain an ounce of respect for people that you know absolutely nothing about. Don't say that you know everything about Goths or Gothics, because I know that you wouldn't be able to answer many questions about gothics if I asked you any.
                  burp the baby

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                  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by GothicVampire View Post
                    I'm not trying to be convincing. I'm trying to tell you what I can, to maybe, just maybe, make you gain an ounce of respect for people that you know absolutely nothing about.
                    Indeed!
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                    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Indeed!
                      That creature that you just posted isn't someone you should respect.

                      Why do all of you take my words and turn them into something stupid?

                      With every group there are the people who make everyone else look like trash. Like whoever it was that shot people in the past who were Goths, or that ridiculous looking whore that you posted. There are people in your group who kill Goths, but that certainly doesn't apply to the whole.
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                      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Ok, these are the ones that I apply to.

                        1-Frequently wears black clothing. Yes
                        2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. No
                        3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. No
                        4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: Yes
                        reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
                        Satanic worshipping symbols.
                        5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. No
                        6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. Yes
                        (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
                        the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) Marilyn Manson isn't Gothic.
                        7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
                        eccentrically. Yes
                        8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
                        Bible, prayer, church or sports. Yes
                        9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
                        witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Yes, a couple of those.
                        10-Takes drugs. No, not ever.
                        11-Drinks alcohol. No, not ever.
                        12-Is suicidal and/or depressed. No, not ever.
                        13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
                        (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
                        and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
                        mental health center.) No
                        14-Complains of boredom. Yes
                        15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Yes
                        16-Is excessively awake during the night. Yes
                        17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
                        vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) No
                        18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Yes
                        19-Spends large amounts of time alone. Yes
                        20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
                        may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) No
                        21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
                        adult. I am an adult.
                        22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
                        are but a few examples of this. No
                        23-Misbehaves at school. Used to, yes. I have learned respect over the years.
                        24-Misbehaves at home. No
                        25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
                        this. Yes, it's tasty!
                        26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
                        believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
                        should be stopped immediately.) Yes, interested, but not, nor ever doing it.
                        27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. Yes, who doesn't?
                        (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
                        28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
                        nature. Yes
                        29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
                        computer. No.
                        30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. No.
                        31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. No
                        32-Expresses an interest in sex. No
                        33-Masturbates. No
                        34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. No
                        35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
                        Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Yes, Paganism and wicca.
                        36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
                        phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". No.
                        37-Claims to be a goth. Yes


                        Ok, 18 of those is me.
                        burp the baby

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                        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          I also have a question. Why is everyone calling each other mormons? I went back to the beginning of this topic and found several people calling each other mormons.
                          burp the baby

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                          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            Originally posted by iLoveStan666 View Post
                            HAHAHAHAHA
                            HAHAHAHAHAHA

                            This is funny.
                            Yeah, it's a real hoot.

                            I'm not gonna lie.
                            Well, that's a start. The Bible doesn't lie, either.

                            Seriously?
                            Seriously. We take our mission at Landover very seriously.

                            "OMG!! GOTHS ARE GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!"
                            People laughed at Noah, too. "OMG!! A BIG FLOOD IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!" Well, who's laughing now?

                            Don't try to hate against them and they won't bother you.
                            They don't bother me so much, but they bother God.

                            And isn't killing a sin???
                            Well, let's see, the Bible tells us to kill disobedient children, homos, women who aren't virgins when they are married, certain rape victims, Ammonites, Amalekites, Canaanites, witches, masturbators, and a bunch of other people, so I'd have to say no. It's only killing the people that God doesn't want killed that's a sin. I've got you pegged as either a masturbator or an Amalekite, or maybe both.

                            And isn't one of the 10 commandments "love thy neighbor"???
                            No, it isn't.

                            Wow.
                            Glory!!!

                            You guys are not the brightest people.
                            Well, we're bright enough that, when we don't know something (such as whether "love thy neighbor" is one of the Ten Commandments), we look it up before we make asses of ourselves by posting incorrect information in a church discussion forum.

                            Now tell me you still believe this all to be true.
                            We still believe it all to be true, just as we always have.

                            Originally posted by GothicVampire View Post
                            I also have a question. Why is everyone calling each other mormons? I went back to the beginning of this topic and found several people calling each other mormons.
                            I don't know. The Mormons who come into the Landover forums don't last long, because once we start pointing out the inconsistencies in the Book of Mormon, they leave. That's unfortunately the way those cults work, try to show someone the truth, and they cover they eyes and ears. But there is one thing I'll say that's good about the Mormons: They hate Goths, too.

                            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              you people need to realize that judging people like this is very wrong. i am a Goth and i am NOT against your religion at all. Just want to let you know that Goths are not bad. The list of things that 'goth' does on the front page has SOME true facts. but most is just stereotypes. I am finding that a lot of people posting to this thread are focusing on sterotypes that are everywhere about Goths. THESE ARE NOT TRUE! yes...some Goths do fit some of the criteria that you describe. but not all. i have many friends who are Goths and they are perfectly fine with religion and such. people should not have to be saved (religiuosly) from who they are. some people just choose a different way of life. You guys should be more open minded and maybe reconsider your view on Goths.
                              Also...calling us "creatures" and "Gothtards" is just as bad as if someone judged you based on religion, race, etc. just remember, insulting someone elses outlook on life just because you dont agree does not make you a better person.

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                              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                Originally posted by SweeneyTodd View Post
                                you people need to realize that judging people like this is very wrong.
                                Sweeney, you are a dumb mick. If you want to be a REAL Goth put a plunger on your face and pull yourself inside-out. then you'll be a darkie and you won't need the faggy makeup.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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