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When I die, I will go to Heaven.
You want to know why?
Because I said the truth.
And you are going to not go anywhere. Not even Hell.
You want to know why?
Because I said the truth.
And you are going to not go anywhere. Not even Hell.
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What doctrine?
There's no doctrine.Comment
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You are a BLASPHEMER! You LIE! You are of the DIVIDER! You are a STUMBLING BLOCK! Your Words are meaningless, they are from SATAN, they Burn and do not Honor God!
He will Punish you without Mecry, though He is Merciful. You must REPENT or BURN. This is a place for Redemption. Give your Heart to the LORD and know GREAT PEACE! He is Love to those that Love Him, a Great Beast to those that Reject His love.
Show your Love for Jesus, open your Hard Heart and let Him in NOW!A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16sigpicA MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!Comment
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I'd rather just live my life the way I did so far. Turned out to be rewarding so far.Comment
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Well, you won't be saying that when your skin is on fire in Hell for eternity. Life without God is fine now, but just wait until we are in Heaven and the Devil is watching demons rip your guts out and feed them to you over and over again.sigpic
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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I never said anything about not loving God either.Comment
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But you purported to see into the future, which is forbidden; you're a witch aren't you?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Dunham, everyone goes to heaven. The love of Christ is in all people. Why can't you see it radiating from the good people here at Landover the way I do?Comment
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Don't listen to Serenity. He's just some nudist swinger who converted to "Christianity" after watching Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar. Not everyone goes to Heaven. Even Jesus Himself tells us this...
John 15:6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.Comment
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Friend, you are making the same mistake that so many false Christians make. You think that by living your life morally, by doing good deeds and thinking nice thoughts that you will earn a place at Christ's table up in Heaven. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that you couldn't be more wrong.Originally posted by Dunham View Post
Please take a look at THIS sermon of mine on that very topic. I hope you find it enlightening.
The Bible tells us that unless you follow every single word of God's Divine Commandments, you are as hellbound as if you had never even followed one of them.Originally posted by Dunham View Post
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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As much as I love JCS and the works of ALW, it was in fact Godspell that got me saved.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
Not everyone goes to Heaven. Even Jesus Himself tells us this...Comment
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Serenity, I think you sound like a really nice person, but there is no way everybody goes to Heaven. What about that guy that ate those asian gay guys, Jeffery Dommer? There is no way he is in heaven!
Say there is some Saved young asian kids in Heaven. Theres probably not very many, but there might be some. So what if Jeff Dommer is up there too, OK?
Well. What if he starts in with the stuff he did on earth? That does not sound like any Heaven I ever heard of, having some lunatic drug you, drill a few holes in your head and then stuff you in a trash can full of acid when you die.
And I know you can't die in Heaven, so that kinda makes it even worse, I mean the being in the trash can full of acid part of it.
It just doesn't make sense to me that bad people can go to Heaven. What would be the point? It'd be just like living in San Jose for eternity. I think Heaven should be better than San Jose!
Tammi
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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What's that link to your False Santic Bible? See Us True Christians can not be fooled by youOriginally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post I Lord has brought you here to repent now why don't you go get a copy of the King James Bible and start reading it
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