[Scott123]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I am a perfect Christian and am going to Heaven! Praise Jesus!

[Satyr of Satan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

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If you scored 0 - 99 .... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false "Christian" who has followed most of God's law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God's Word and are therefore hellbound.

If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN! Congratulations! You will join us all at Landover Baptist Church sitting at the right hand of Jesus for eternity! GLORY!

This is a joke, right? xD
Half of these questions are things that any normal priest will tell you isn't very good...
God doesn't hate anything, at all. He loves us all even when we don't deserve it, and he suffers for us.
He doesn't hate shrimp or figs either. Think and use that brain that God gave you.
If God hated figs and shrimp, why put them here? o.o
He also says that we are ALL his children and that we are ALL equal and that we should accept people and help them, not discriminate and kill.
A good Christian doesn't hate the world, they help it! Duh.
We are taught love and respect.
All of this hate and discrimination isn't very good at all.
I pray for you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

This is a joke, right? xD

Asked by someone calling herself "Satire". There is nothing funny about trying to get into Heaven. Only few people will go to Heaven, most will go to Hell!

Matthew 7:13-14 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

[Godsgrace]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

... any normal priest...

As if there were such a thing...

[Euphenia]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Oh ma word, I am SO proud. I knew all this prayin and 'opin would get me somewhere. I got little ol' me 166!!! i hope that those 66 don't make 666, cos then i might fall into Satan's Arms!!!! I'll be praying for you all tonight, and I'll make sure that Sarah, the love of my life and partner for 15 years will be praying with me too. That's ok with y'all, right?

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Can I support Obama and be a good Christian?

[Euphenia]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

No Nigel, that's just plain wrong. I'd post a bible verse, but that'd be too good for you. Jesus has no compassion in his heart for sinners like you.

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

No Nigel, that's just plain wrong. I'd post a bible verse, but that'd be too good for you. Jesus has no compassion in his heart for sinners like you.

Jesus loves Obama. As the Holy Bible decrees, negroes were invented to serve the white man, so he is our servant in the white house. If I wanted him to clean my rat's faeces up, God would get him to come round to do it any day.

[Euphenia]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus loves Obama. As the Holy Bible decrees, negroes were invented to serve the white man, so he is our servant in the white house. If I wanted him to clean my rat's faeces up, God would get him to come round to do it any day.

The only respect I have for Obama, is that he loves homosexuals as much as me. Less respect than i've got for youself.

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

The only respect I have for Obama, is that he loves homosexuals as much as me. Less respect than i've got for youself.

God will throw you, Ann Coulter and your homosexual jewish terrorist assailants to the devil and his thousand hellish spider monkeys, while myself, Obama and Michael Moore will sit at God's right hand, using his omnipotent power to revive the Soviet Union, Communist Cuba and Fascist Italy and ordain Mussolini, Stalin and Che Guevara as leaders of a new global baptist christian autocracy under god's celestial guidance.

[Wide-Open]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Are you kids done yet? Don't you have stuff to learn in Sheffield?

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Are you kids done yet? Don't you have stuff to learn in Sheffield?

I know not of what you speak. Learning is for heathen intellectual academics. You should know this. The only real learning is learning through God our almighty. You should also know this. Or are you a negroe-hating atheist as well?

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus is always in favour of free speech is he not? Then why silence so many? Who are you to delineate who shall go to heaven and who shall burn in hell? Only God can do this.

I need not respect my 'superiors' as there are no superiors in the eyes of God. Christianity is about the equality of all men and women, black or white, rich or poor. You must learn this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_socialists

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus is always in favour of free speech is he not?

No.

Then why silence so many?

They speak against God.

Who are you to delineate who shall go to heaven and who shall burn in hell? Only God can do this.

I think God made it clear enough who shall enter heaven.

I need not respect my 'superiors' as there are no superiors in the eyes of God.

Is that why He mentioned so many Kings and why He advises on servants and slaves?

Christianity is about the equality of all men and women, black or white, rich or poor.

You are deluded.

You must learn this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_socialists

I never read anything with the word "socialist" in it.

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

No.

They speak against God.
I think God made it clear enough who shall enter heaven.
Is that why He mentioned so many Kings and why He advises on servants and slaves?

You are deluded.
I never read anything with the word "socialist" in it.

All are equal in the eyes of God, even those who purport to represent him as they oppress the poor.

Maybe you should try reading Das Kapital, it's like the Bible except more theoretically advanced. Marx had a good idea what the ideal Christian society would look like, with communal ownership of the means of production and distribution from each according to his ability to each according to his need.