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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #136
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
    I can understand that. I am glad that there are some people who seem to be keeping their heads, but no offense, some of these people are truly blind.

    I didn't know God was capable of hate.
    You really do need a bit of Bible reading, friend. Hating is what God does best apart from making us all and watching us and punishing us and loving us so much He made Hell for us to be afraid of so we wouldn't sin then giving us Jesus to save us from Hell by dying for us.

    It fairly makes your head spin at first unless you have read the Bible. You wouldn't believe it if someone just told you, which is why you're so angry right now.

    I was angry, too. Imagine the lies I was told as a Catholic! But God's word put me straight. Don't you want to stop being a mere heathen and believe in God as much as I do?

    I realise that finding out your loved ones are burning in Hell is a bitter blow but here you are now with a chance to turn your back on their well meaning lies. I mean, if their love of God was so spot on why are you here spitting in Jesus' face? Friend, you have one last chance to get with Jesus. Accept Him as He really is.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • It'sMe
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2012
      • 25

      #137
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      You really do need a bit of Bible reading, friend. Hating is what God does best apart from making us all and watching us and punishing us and loving us so much He made Hell for us to be afraid of so we wouldn't sin then giving us Jesus to save us from Hell by dying for us.

      It fairly makes your head spin at first unless you have read the Bible. You wouldn't believe it if someone just told you, which is why you're so angry right now.

      I was angry, too. Imagine the lies I was told as a Catholic! But God's word put me straight. Don't you want to stop being a mere heathen and believe in God as much as I do?
      Wow and here I thought God was a God of love. My bad.

      I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.

      I do believe in God, I just don't think he likes me very much. And you people certainly wiped away all my doubts of wanting to become a Christian again. So thanks for that, but I would much rather help people than spend my time ostracizing and judging them as you seem to enjoy doing.

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      • Born Again Bob
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2318

        #138
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

        Dear Friend,

        Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
        I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.
        Every minute you deny Christ, you personally are stabbing him on the cross!



        Stop it! Stop tormenting Christ!

        Yours in Him,
        bab

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22880

          #139
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

          Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
          I didn't know God was capable of hate.
          Ah... You should see Pastor Zeke's signature:

          God Hates
          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )


          ...and if God hates them, I don't see why we should love them. Do you?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • It'sMe
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2012
            • 25

            #140
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
            Dear Friend,



            Every minute you deny Christ, you personally are stabbing him on the cross!



            Stop it! Stop tormenting Christ!

            Yours in Him,
            bab
            Well "bab", why should I acknowledge him when he keeps denying me?

            Seems a bit unfair to me.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #141
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

              Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
              Wow and here I thought God was a God of love. My bad.

              I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.

              I do believe in God, I just don't think he likes me very much. And you people certainly wiped away all my doubts of wanting to become a Christian again. So thanks for that, but I would much rather help people than spend my time ostracizing and judging them as you seem to enjoy doing.
              He hates you because you are not listening to His word. No wonder you have doubt in your heart. You will be full of questions like, "Why does God (who supposedly loves us all) let little children starve and die of cancer yadda yadda?"

              Once you realise that God does this on purpose because He is punishing iniquity for generations after the sin you stop being baffled by such silliness.
              sigpic
              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • It'sMe
                Unsaved trash
                • Sep 2012
                • 25

                #142
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Ah... You should see Pastor Zeke's signature:

                God Hates
                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )


                ...and if God hates them, I don't see why we should love them. Do you?
                Has it ever occurred to you that instead of hating them, you could help them?

                Just a thought.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #143
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                  Has it ever occurred to you that instead of hating them, you could help them?

                  Just a thought.
                  Dear, just what do you think this forum IS?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • It'sMe
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 25

                    #144
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Dear, just what do you think this forum IS?

                    Do you consider 'helping them' by continuously telling them they are worthless and that God hates them?

                    That's no way to help someone.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #145
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                      Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                      Do you consider 'helping them' by continuously telling them they are worthless and that God hates them?

                      That's no way to help someone.
                      Would you think it's better to lie and tell them they are beautiful in God's eyes so they can sleep at night, knowing that the moment after they draw their last breath they will suffer endless torment at the hands of demons for ever and ever? That's no way to help someone. That only works for the person lying. We True Christians™ are not so selfish.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • It'sMe
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 25

                        #146
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        He hates you because you are not listening to His word. No wonder you have doubt in your heart. You will be full of questions like, "Why does God (who supposedly loves us all) let little children starve and die of cancer yadda yadda?"

                        Once you realise that God does this on purpose because He is punishing iniquity for generations after the sin you stop being baffled by such silliness.
                        And what exactly is His word, hmm? I used to think God placed us on this Earth to convince other people of his love. But here you are, telling people that they should hate anyone who doesn't believe in God, instead of trying to convince them.

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                        • It'sMe
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 25

                          #147
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Would you think it's better to lie and tell them they are beautiful in God's eyes so they can sleep at night, knowing that the moment after they draw their last breath they will suffer endless torment at the hands of demons for ever and ever? That's no way to help someone. That only works for the person lying. We True Christians™ are not so selfish.
                          You're ignorance astounds me.

                          Ever heard of repenting for your sins? In church we were taught that God loves everyone. It says so in the Bible. God has hope for everyone, he has faith. Something you people do not understand.

                          "And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #148
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                            Ever heard of repenting for your sins? In church we were taught that God loves everyone. It says so in the Bible. God has hope for everyone, he has faith. Something you people do not understand.

                            "And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16
                            That doesn't say God loves everyone. It says God loves "us." It also says those who don't dwelleth in God aren't one of "us." I would highly recommend these wonderful sermons for you to read (Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? and Does God love everybody?). It's a shame your church doesn't know the Holy Bible. It will be complicit in the damnation of many souls.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #149
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                              Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                              You're ignorance astounds me...
                              Orly?

                              ...In church we were taught that God loves everyone. It says so in the Bible...
                              Uh, where?

                              ..."And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16
                              Very nice, but who is the speaker addressing in that passage?

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                              • It'sMe
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 25

                                #150
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                That doesn't say God loves everyone. It says God loves "us." It also says those who don't dwelleth in God aren't one of "us." I would highly recommend these wonderful sermons for you to read (Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? and Does God love everybody?). It's a shame your church doesn't know the Holy Bible. It will be complicit in the damnation of many souls.
                                I'm not a Christian. I was once, but I gave up religion when I realized how shallow, judgmental and stuck up most Christians are. This site is proof of it. I was hoping to redeem my religion with this site, but man it practically convinced me not to.

                                Well then, if God hates me, then I guess I should start giving him a reason to.

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