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  • DMDGhost
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2011
    • 7

    #106
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

    Wow you are all horrible, horrible people, let me lay some truth on you, i may be a giant troll, but i've read the bible and study Joshua's (that is his real name, Jesus is the Greek version) teachings, what you are advocating on this site goes against all of it, you take the gospel out of context and you mis quote and you twist the words. Joshua taught non-violence and equality towards all. "Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves," is how the quote goes. You are not supposed to hate or persecute because some is black, or brown or female or gay, that's not what the bible taught, that's not what Joshua had envisioned for our world. You are all just horrible, horrible people and should not be allowed to do something like this, but you have that right and i can't stop you from exercising it.

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #107
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

      Originally posted by DMDGhost View Post
      you mis quote


      Show us where we have not used words of KJV when quoting scripture.

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      • Sweetgirl
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2011
        • 39

        #108
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

        I´m going to Heaven!!!

        Does that mean I´m True Christian???

        YiC
        Cristina

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #109
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

          Originally posted by Sweetgirl View Post
          I´m going to Heaven!!!

          Does that mean I´m True Christian???

          YiC
          Cristina
          Let's see...

          Sweetgirl
          Unsaved trash


          No.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Humongous
            Ms. Sham Wow 2011
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 263

            #110
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Yea, with unsaved trash under your name?

            well, i feel like a passed now, Good Reverend
            Genesis 1:24
            And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #111
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

              Originally posted by Humongous View Post
              well, i feel like a passed now, Good Reverend
              What did you pass? Certainly not a fast food joint.

              Just kidding.

              I have been very impressed by your personality. Now would you please get off me?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • ChickYouTiedToAStake
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2012
                • 2

                #112
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                I took the quiz and my score was 6.

                Thank, God!!

                If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.

                And, also, it's nice to know that you are infallible and that, when Final Judgement comes, they can just skip all the trials and reading from the book of our works, because....well, apparently they can just refer people to your test. You know, since it's 100% accurate and all.


                Call me crazy, but I'd just rather have love than hate

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #113
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Originally posted by ChickYouTiedToAStake View Post
                  I took the quiz and my score was 6.

                  Thank, God!!

                  If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.

                  And, also, it's nice to know that you are infallible and that, when Final Judgement comes, they can just skip all the trials and reading from the book of our works, because....well, apparently they can just refer people to your test. You know, since it's 100% accurate and all.


                  Call me crazy, but I'd just rather have love than hate
                  If some one you love is running into a radioactive building where they will die in agony over the cause of many days and all you have to do to save them is to point out what will happen is it love to let them?

                  Or is it love to point out exactly what will happen to them so they come to their senses?

                  Because that is what Hell is. Except with fire, not radioactivity.

                  Think on

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • ChickYouTiedToAStake
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2012
                    • 2

                    #114
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                    Originally posted by DMDGhost View Post
                    Wow you are all horrible, horrible people, let me lay some truth on you, i may be a giant troll, but i've read the bible and study Joshua's (that is his real name, Jesus is the Greek version) teachings, what you are advocating on this site goes against all of it, you take the gospel out of context and you mis quote and you twist the words. Joshua taught non-violence and equality towards all. "Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves," is how the quote goes. You are not supposed to hate or persecute because some is black, or brown or female or gay, that's not what the bible taught, that's not what Joshua had envisioned for our world. You are all just horrible, horrible people and should not be allowed to do something like this, but you have that right and i can't stop you from exercising it.

                    I like you <3

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                    • Namelessdemon
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 29

                      #115
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                      Got 5 points!! I might burn in hell forever, but atleast I am surrounded by open-minded, nice and fun loving people and be surrounded by loove~. ^-^

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #116
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by ChickYouTiedToAStake View Post
                        I took the quiz and my score was 6.

                        Thank, God!!

                        If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.
                        Originally posted by Namelessdemon View Post
                        Got 5 points!! I might burn in hell forever, but atleast I am surrounded by open-minded, nice and fun loving people and be surrounded by loove~. ^-^
                        I see both of you have been watching Little Nicky and think Hell will be one big underground party.

                        Maybe you should try reading Revelation 20 and 21.

                        Hell is not a big cave that happens to be a bit warm, where Satan punishes people sent that way by God. That's Hades, from Greco-Roman mythology.

                        Hell is nothing but God's Lake of Fire. You will be resurrected at Judgment into a perfect, immortal body, then cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive forever, with no possibility of escape, or even of death.

                        Still sound like fun?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • GreenSloth7
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 1

                          #117
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                          @CrankyOldMan
                          I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. Heck, you called Minecraft, a game about building blocks, satanic. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
                          Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 08-26-2012, 11:34 PM. Reason: Removed Gay Slur Against One of Our Most Respected True Christians(tm)

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #118
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                            Originally posted by GreenSloth7 View Post
                            @CrankyOldMan
                            I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. Heck, you called Minecraft, a game about building blocks, satanic. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
                            Dear God mocking retard,

                            This is not some video game forum for self-abusing zit-faced teens. This is a PRIVATE CHRISTIAN FORUM. Behave yourself while you are our guest.
                            sigpic


                            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22364

                              #119
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                              Originally posted by GreenSloth7 View Post
                              @CrankyOldMan
                              I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
                              Huh!? Did your tallywhacker accidentally hit the reply button while you were masturbating? If you would have bothered to make the Quiz Rev. Jim Osborne posted at the start of this thread, you could have learned how to avoid the fires of Hell. Hint: you need to make a few changes for that...
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #120
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

                                Originally posted by GreenSloth7 View Post
                                You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
                                Since you are an atheist, you have no valid Biblical reason to wish the destruction of sodomites and Christ-killers. So, shall we simply assume you're a closed-minded bigot?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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