[Alphonse Alban]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Hey if it's a diesease im glad god gave it to me
(although we really know twas not god but the goddess)
Im on the right track baby i was born this way
love you all anyway
kali
ps still gay
pps still pagan

I am sure retard is quite happy being retard as he does not understand that being normal is better.

So no need to freak up with the smileys. It is good that you are content the way you are. I was just trying to be friendly and helpful, by telling you that things don't have to stay the way they are for you. Your life will be much better if you are cured from lesbianism.

That of course still leaves you pagan, but one step at the time

Don't give up hope.

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

pppppssss felicity
I frankly don't give a flying f u c k if jesus doesn't like me being a pagan but thanks any way.
oh a thougth just occured to me how do you know jesus doesn't like it did he email you?
did he pop in for wine and mention it?
well tell him i said say high to archangel michael, and tell him to tell michael im sorry bout what i did last time but the ass hole had to be stopped and helping lucy (lucifer) was the only way i could save my girlfriend and tell god im sorry for swearing at him, oh shit tell jesus im sorry i punched the holy outta him, but no one hurts my girlfriend.



love yall as ever
Kali goddess of chaos and destruction
ps is this how you see me?
devil girl is hot

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

*too foul to repeat*

Well aren't you foul mouthed. As you clearly are expert on no-manners, could you answer why heathens are always so vulgar and rude. Is it just vulgar and rude are automatically heathens as well.

Oh by the, as you worship Kali that makes you Hindu. I really don't care how those dot-heads call each other, but does that not offend other Hindus that you call yourselves as pagan.

[chriskamara]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I'm curious, I am going to hell according to this quiz, but I was wondering, to go to heaven you must answer all the questions yes, but I am confused by question nine, Unicorns exist? do Christians really believe this?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I'm curious, I am going to hell according to this quiz, but I was wondering, to go to heaven you must answer all the questions yes, but I am confused by question nine, Unicorns exist? do Christians really believe this?

Of course they exist. They wouldn't be mentioned in the Bible if it weren't true, would it? Why don't we see them now? I don't know. Perhaps they are very rare or completely extinct.

Job 39:9–10 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalm 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Job 39:9–10 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalm 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Don't forget Numbers 23:22! I love that verse... God is as strong as a unicorn!

Oh, and I passed the test! I hope that I will go to Heaven when I die!

[AChild]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I scored zero...

Oh well...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I scored zero...

Oh well...

Enjoy hell, godmocker.



Happy 55k

[MisterM]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Happy 55k

Wow! You surely have done great work herewith heathens.

What comes to the test, I was kind of surprised how easy it was. Month ago, I would have failed it miserably, but now I just had Faith and could do it in 20 seconds.

YiC,
M

[Humongous]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I passed

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I passed

Yea, with unsaved trash under your name?

[Johansen]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Despite having "unsaved trash" under my name, I passed the test.
The Lord's mercy is indeed boundless!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Despite having "unsaved trash" under my name, I passed the test.
The Lord's mercy is indeed boundless!

Well, it seems to me that Jesus still regards you as "unsaved trash". You still have a long way ahead of you, friend, and I'm afraid that cheating on a test right before the Lord's eyes is not going to Save your soul from eternal torment.

[Johansen]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Well if he does regard me as that, then I am not yet worthy, obviously.

[slixor]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

After close examination of the questions, I agree with them all. The Bible is entirely factual and everything inside of it is true, anyone who thinks otherwise has a ticket to hell in the mail.