[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Well then, if God hates me, then I guess I should start giving him a reason to.

You already have. Why not give Him reason to Save you?

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Orly?



Uh, where?



Very nice, but who is the speaker addressing in that passage?

I wasn't addressing you.

Who knows who God was talking about? I was just trying to figure out why this site seems convinced that Christians should hate any other race other than the Caucasian race and why women are unworthy and why wearing braids is considered to be the act of a prostitute etc etc.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Do you consider 'helping them' by continuously telling them they are worthless and that God hates them?

That's no way to help someone.

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

You already have. Why not give Him reason to Save you?

Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?

Why won't you just read the Bible and see if we are right? We aren't trying to get you to take our word for it; we're asking you to find the reality of God all for yourself. You say we're wrong: prove it!

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

Okay fine, you win. I am a worthless piece of sh*t that deserves to go to hell. God created me for nothing more than for the purpose of going to hell and being punished eternally by demons and Satan himself. I am a woman and therefore I am worthless, I do not deserve to have a say in the church because I am unworthy. I am blind in one eye and therefore handicapped and therefore do not deserve to be admitted into a church. God hates me with such a burning passion and he wishes for nothing other than my demise.

Feel better? I hope so.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?

Who do you think gets Saved?

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Who do you think gets Saved?

Doesn't answer the question.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Okay fine, you win. I am a worthless piece of sh*t that deserves to go to hell. God created me for nothing more than for the purpose of going to hell and being punished eternally by demons and Satan himself. I am a woman and therefore I am worthless, I do not deserve to have a say in the church because I am unworthy. I am blind in one eye and therefore handicapped and therefore do not deserve to be admitted into a church. God hates me with such a burning passion and he wishes for nothing other than my demise.

Feel better? I hope so.

Not really. Now you need to man up, read the Bible instead of crying about the lies you have been hitherto told about God and get washed clean of sin in the blood of the lamb. It's a marvellous feeling to have all your fears of Hell forever removed, friend. Why not walk with us?

Genesis 1:1 start here and read. By the time you get to the glorious tale of how God killed every human alive except 8 people on a boat that He had ordered them to build, along with two of every animal and fourteen of every clean animal you will begin to appreciate how fantastic God actually is. Then wander through Leviticus and learn who to kill and when. Finally realise with us that Jesus changed not one jot of it (except the silly food laws).

It's a wondrous journey. Go for it!

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Not really. Now you need to man up, read the Bible instead of crying about the lies you have been hitherto told about God and get washed clean of sin in the blood of the lamb. It's a marvellous feeling to have all your fears of Hell forever removed, friend. Why not walk with us?

Genesis 1:1 start here and read. By the time you get to the glorious tale of how God killed every human alive except 8 people on a boat that He had ordered them to build, along with two of every animal and fourteen of every clean animal you will begin to appreciate how fantastic God actually is. Then wander through Leviticus and learn who to kill and when. Finally realise with us that Jesus changed not one jot of it (except the silly food laws).

It's a wondrous journey. Go for it!

I wasn't feeling sorry for myself, I was being sarcastic.

It's funny how most of the things you've mentioned just now, was about God killing everyone.

So enlighten me: what do I have to do to get God to 'not hate' me anymore?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I wasn't feeling sorry for myself, I was being sarcastic.

It's funny how most of the things you've mentioned just now, was about God killing everyone.

So enlighten me: what do I have to do to get God to 'not hate' me anymore?

Because once you stop taking other people's word for it about who He is and what He wants you'll finally be able to give Him the praise He deserves for giving your worthless soul the teensiest chance of not burning in endless torment. At the moment you are spitting in the loving face of Baby Jesus who temporarily died to save you from precisely what you are doing now.

Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

EVERY WORD!

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Because once you stop taking other people's word for it about who He is and what He wants you'll finally be able to give Him the praise He deserves for giving your worthless soul the teensiest chance of not burning in endless torment. At the moment you are spitting in the loving face of Baby Jesus who temporarily died to save you from precisely what you are doing now.

Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

EVERY WORD!

Yeah well, you know, I didn't see him helping me much while I was a Christian. All I did was suffer, and he did nothing. So excuse me for not being all on board with bowing to him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I wasn't feeling sorry for myself, I was being sarcastic.

It's funny how most of the things you've mentioned just now, was about God killing everyone.

So enlighten me: what do I have to do to get God to 'not hate' me anymore?

Read this!

How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Yeah well, you know, I didn't see him helping me much while I was a Christian. All I did was suffer, and he did nothing. So excuse me for not being all on board with bowing to him.

But you weren't really a Christian...

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

But you weren't really a Christian...

How would you know that?

I was really happy for a while and then all of a sudden God was nowhere to be found in my life. I had no choice other than to abandon my religion.