[Adean435]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Oh I pity you hun, I pity the fact that you cannot open your eyes and realize that you need help that you can truly sit there at your computer more then likely a sin filled man who has never repented for his sins that you truly believe you are sin free I pity you and I will pray for you because you need to truly in your heart find god for you sit there and judge me, you sit there and type your slander and your hate for this I pity you and I do hope that you will find that your heart does not need to be filled with hatred.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Originally Posted by Adean435
Jesus accepted marry magdalin and spared her of stoning?

Hi. I can't recall the Scripture for this. Could you share it please?

[Didymus Much]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

...everyone sins Daily the end.

Ok, so you've read a little of the Bible (and failed to properly understand even that bit), but do get that you are (from birth) a disgusting, vile, reprehensible piece of absolute filth so utterly unworthy of redemption that God had to commit suicide-by-Roman-soldier, being beaten bloody, whipped and flayed, then hung on a tree, stabbed, and left to die by positional asphyxiation, in order to convince Himself differently.

Now we're getting somewhere!

A couple of threads for you to read:

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45137

True Christians are Perfect! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44504

[Adean435]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her

Mary was also washed jesus's feet, she was there at his crucifixion. She is mentioned through out the bible. She was condemned by others and they went to stone her and jesus basically said stop he who is without sin shall cast the first stone. When Jesus asked Mary if any threw a stone at her she said none.
Now I am getting off of here I am greatly disturbed why one particular thread member and I greatly need to pray for him and then I am off to bed for some people actually work and yes I work the night shift. I do hope that this person truly finds the way.

[Adean435]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Oh I understand the bible perfectly I also understand that I will never understand that baptist way of life because to me what everyone is saying makes no sense. I was always taught that if you truly in your heart believe in god believe that jesus is your savior that if you repent you are forgiven. That any and all who are of the above are christians that we are all filled with sin and continue daily. I have been to a baptist church and there was more music then actual scripture that there was more games then scripture that there was no communion in which you drink the blood of christ and eat the flesh of christ. there was no holy water in which to cross yourself that people did not kneel as soon as entering the church nor did they kneel again before the cross and nor did they kneel once more before taking there seat, all i heard was music oraising god and little scripture all i saw were games and no scripture there was no reading from the bible and i will never truly understand the baptist denomination.

[Adean435]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I am happy and content with the catholic way the teachings and all so yes I am done with this thread. I thank you all for your opinions even if I do not agree with them and hope that you will all take in kind someones different opinions to learn and grow from in faith of your own teachings and content in your own views For I have listened and shared my own thoughts and tried not to slander any and all and I have and will pray for those who need it. It was a pleasure and god bless.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I am happy and content with the catholic way the teachings and all so yes I am done with this thread. I thank you all for your opinions even if I do not agree with them and hope that you will all take in kind someones different opinions to learn and grow from in faith of your own teachings and content in your own views For I have listened and shared my own thoughts and tried not to slander any and all and I have and will pray for those who need it. It was a pleasure and god bless.

Why do you think we want the prayers of a catholic? Catholics aren't Christian.

[Didymus Much]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

...I thank you all for your opinions even if I do not agree with them...

Nobody has offered their opinions (except you). All anyone has given you is the Word of God (as revealed in the Bible).

So what are you really disagreeing with?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I JOHN 3
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
KJV

Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.

You forgot to post the bit that says "her" is Mary Magdalen. While you're looking that up, take a look at Deuteronomy.





I know that the Romish false "church" does not teach The Bible and although I've never been inside one I know that it is in no way Christian. A single example is enough. Even outside their blasphemous temples we see idols. God is abundantly clear that worshipping idols is the most monstrous crime. Even making one is absolutely prohibited. Where? RIGHT IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:

DEUTERONOMY 5

6 I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.

A

8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth:

B

9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,

Do you recognise anything there?



•

[Callisto]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Oh I understand the bible perfectly

I don't see any evidence of that.

that there was no communion in which you drink the blood of christ and eat the flesh of christ.

I find it hilarious that Catholics think they're being actual cannibal vampires when they eat bread and drink wine. Because there's noooooo way he was speaking metaphorically.

there was no holy water in which to cross yourself that people did not kneel as soon as entering the church nor did they kneel again before the cross and nor did they kneel once more before taking there seat

Even I have to stand with the Bapturds on this one. Is any of that in the Wholly Babble or is it just empty ritual thought up by the Catholic church and developed over the centuries?

i will never truly understand the baptist denomination.

And I will never truly understand any of you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

And I will never truly understand any of you.

I'm encouraged to see that you are trying.

• kneel as soon as entering the church
• kneel again before the cross
• kneel once more before taking their seat

That is called idolatry. The Scripture has already been posted so I won't post it again.

Having already been tortured to death once, it is not necessary to remind Jesus of that agony on a continual basis and Bsptists do not do so. So-called "crosses" are nothing more than the "sacred poles" reviled BY GOD throughout The Old Testament as an abomination.

Satan likes to glory over the instruments of torture he used on Jesus and those who compulse over them do so because they know not Jesus.

I will make an illustration. Imagime having a baby. One day after years of sacrifice, of instruction, of the joys of seeing those first steps and hearing those first words, of the first day at school and the first Mothers Day gift chosen for you as a surprise, bing! a crazed lunatic gets hold of a spokeshave and gouges out that infant brain. Despite your bravest efforts you are unable to prevent this attack.

Imagine how you would feel when your husband came home with a new toy, the one he'd worked overtime to afford. "Surprise," he might say as he came inside the house, "how are my beautiful darlings today? Have you been looking after mummy?"
. . . . . . . . . . . . No.

One of them is dead, the other splattered with brains.

But in a Christian family, this need not be the end. A prayer of faith will heal the dead and this family celebrate, thanking Jesus for the miracle He is about to perform. Their faith is real and Jesus' promise is Real. The child is resurrected, living, skipping, overjoyed at the lovely new toy.

Now do you think this family will spend the rest of their lives mourning their dead child? Obsessing over spokeshaves? Appointing deranged lunatics as priests over the infant's grave? OF COURSE NOT. The child is risen. Death is overcome! They will never kiss or kneel before a spokeshave in their life! They have the living child and will probably avoid the subject of splattered brains in the future.

But everyone knows that in a catholic family, that child would remain dead. Where once there was joy now there is only an obsessive compulsive disorder and in the mass we see this lunacy fully blown. Fly blown. Beelzebub id the one they adore, death is all they have. Death and priests. And a great big filthy vatican which preys on the vulneribility they have created in every Romish heart.

Here at Landover we celebrate deliverance.

[jonathan.mcmahon]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I answered no to every single one of these, as they are all hateful and horrible, you need to re-think your ideas, you so called 'christians'

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I answered no to every single one of these, as they are all hateful and horrible, you need to re-think your ideas, you so called 'christians'

You clearly don't believe in the Bible then and thus you are not a Christian.

Just out of curiosity, how are things like creation and unicorns hateful and horrible again? I mean for a non-Christian like you.

[jonathan.mcmahon]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I am a Catholic and I follow the religion with all my heart and soul. I think most of the questions on this questionnaire were horrible, but there were few that were not. Your beliefs are no better then the beliefs of extremist Muslims. You are all disgusting and this blasphemous forum should be removed from the internet and your religion discounted. You are not true Christians. You are just heartless people.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I am a Catholic and I follow the religion with all my heart and soul

Ah, that explains it. Catlicks are not Christians. Besides, if you answered to every question "no", then you are not even a catlick. Even catlicks believes in most parts of the Bible.

Tell me now, why do you hate Christianity so much?