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  • Seventy
    Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
    • Sep 2012
    • 153

    #196
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    This never happens.

    I dare you to name just 1 (one) example of scripture contradicting itself.
    You're joking right?
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #197
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

      Originally posted by Seventy View Post
      It sounds like somebody just picked these out and called them sins. I remember asking you if having too much pride was a sin,and you said yes. But here you are calling it a lie by saying that the 7 deadly sins are a lie. Did you not know that pride was one of them?
      How is it prideful if it's true? The "seven deadly sins" exist nowhere in the Bible. There are dozens of deadly sins in the New Testament alone.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Seventy
        Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
        • Sep 2012
        • 153

        #198
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Nobody's arguing that some Catholic has attempted to raise his personal viewpoint above Scripture; they do it all the time. What people are trying to explain to you is that (according to the Bible) any sin is deadly.

        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

        Just because you cannot understand what you're being told does not make it any less factual.
        I understand, what my main point is that they cherry pick the bible. They do it attune to their views. I've seen some creative interpretations of scripture during my time on this board that is beyond belief.



        Such as? Note: Don't bother trying to find any reference to "seven deadly sins" in the Bible, it doesn't exist.
        This is why i'm pressing them on it. Fundamentalist pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow,plain and simple. This is becoming more and more obvious, the more rational people call them out and ask questions. I would like to see is one person, one fundamentalist, one evangelical, someone, explain why they are so hung up on gay people, but you’re wearing polyester, don’t honor the Sabbath and haven’t stoned an adulterer lately.

        Yes,I know,secular law. But there is a thread on this site where a man killed another man according to this scripture.

        Matthew:5:28 - But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
        No one from this site condemn this action eventhough he broke god's commandment. Something they say has to be followed to the letter.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #199
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
          I understand, what my main point is that they cherry pick the bible. They do it attune to their views. I've seen some creative interpretations of scripture during my time on this board that is beyond belief...
          WHERE?

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          • Seventy
            Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
            • Sep 2012
            • 153

            #200
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            How is it prideful if it's true? The "seven deadly sins" exist nowhere in the Bible.
            I never said they did. My point is that Christians speak and condemn people according to them as if they were in the bible.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #201
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

              Originally posted by Seventy View Post
              I never said they did. My point is that Christians speak and condemn people according to them as if they were in the bible.
              Please show me one post where a True Christian™ has used the phrase "seven deadly sins" in order to rebuke or instruct someone.

              Hint: Making fun of catlicks for using it does not count.
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              • Seventy
                Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                • Sep 2012
                • 153

                #202
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                As I expected you completely failed my test and proved once and for all that there are no contradictions in the Bible.

                Game over Atheist!
                The sins of the father

                ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

                DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
                Fowl from waters or ground?

                GEN 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
                GEN 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

                GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
                Judas death

                ACT 1:18: "Now this man (Judas) purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."

                MAT 27:5-7: "And he (Judas) cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. And the chief priests...bought with them the potter's field."
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                • Seventy
                  Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 153

                  #203
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  WHERE?
                  The magic bears,remember? What happened to your potty mouthed response? You should mind your language,this is a religious board.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                  • Seventy
                    Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 153

                    #204
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Please show me one post where a True Christian™ has used the phrase "seven deadly sins" in order to rebuke or instruct someone.

                    Hint: Making fun of catlicks for using it does not count.
                    I'm not talking about the phrase, I'm talking about the sins themselves like vanity and lust.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #205
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                      Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                      The magic bears,remember?...
                      Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #206
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                        I'm not talking about the phrase, I'm talking about the sins themselves like vanity and lust.
                        Those are two sins out of many. You will never, ever, EVER see a True Christian admonishing someone about something as ridiculous as "seven deadly sins."



                        Just admit you were wrong and stop jumping through semantic hoops already.
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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #207
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                          You're joking right?
                          Obviously not. How could the perfect word of God be internally inconsistent?
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #208
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                            Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                            Fundamentalist pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow,plain and simple. This is becoming more and more obvious, the more rational people call them out and ask questions. I would like to see is one person, one fundamentalist, one evangelical, someone, explain why they are so hung up on gay people, but you’re wearing polyester, don’t honor the Sabbath and haven’t stoned an adulterer lately.
                            Polyester is a synthetic fabric, and there is no Biblical prohibition against synthetic fabrics.

                            We honor the Sabbath, and we don't stone adulterers like Newt Gingrich because we're directed to follow secular law.

                            Yes,I know,secular law.
                            Then why are you asking the question?
                            But there is a thread on this site where a man killed another man according to this scripture.
                            A True Christian(tm)? Point it out.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #209
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?
                              This guy is obsessed with those bears. I mean it's a good story and it teaches kids a valuable lesson about respect but it's not walking on water for a miracle. Bears are savage beasts; all God needed to do was make them miraculously more ferocious. If he wants a miracle to really praise God for he needs to go for something that violates these so-called laws of physics.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #210
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                                The sins of the father
                                Isaiah is a prophecy against the King of Babylon, explaining the wrath of the Lord.

                                Deuteronomy is a law given to men, describing how they are to conduct themselves.

                                God may kill anyone He chooses, and is not bound by the laws He gives to men. Just as your parents might say you must go to bed promptly at 9 pm, but themselves stay up until 11.

                                Cherry-picking without context (or more likely, copy-pasting from an atheist site) just makes you look more stupid, Sparky.


                                Fowl from waters or ground?
                                Genesis 1 describes the creation of the entire universe. Genesis 2 describes the creation of Eden. These are different creation stories.

                                That's why Genesis 1 describes God creating "men and women", but then later we see Adam, and Eve made from his rib. Adam and Eve were the first Jews, not the first humans.

                                Judas death
                                Yes.

                                Judas hanged himself, and left the rope too long so he fell down (probably losing his head in the process) and his bowels came out.

                                I strongly suggest you watch "Hannibal" (2001), the sequel to "Silence of the Lambs", where the title character shows religious artwork (which I've not yet been able to find) showing Judas hanging, with his bowels out . . . and then conducts a re-enactment for the viewer's benefit.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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