Is Collecting and Storing Jars of Urine Wrong?

[H. Montague Worthington]

A good friend of mine from college--- let's call him "Mike"-- collects jars of his own urine which he stores (neatly shelved and dated) in a large room in his house. Mike has been doing this ever since a bladder infection caused Mike to have blood in his urine in 2003. Mike has been wondering lately if his compulsion to collect jars of his own urine and keep them for years in a room in his house is wrong. Mike asked me, Monty, what I thought of his urine collection. I told him-- Mike-- that I-- Monty-- would have to think about it.

What does everyone think about Mike's urine collection, so I can tell him--- Mike--- next time I see him?

[Bobby-Joe]

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That reminds me of a member of the church nick named "Mayonnaise" who keeps his bodily emission in a refrigerator to avoid the sin of seed murder.

I honestly don't know what Jesus thinks about this.

[James Hutchins]

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I have a friend who used to save his urine in those five gallon water bottles. He said it was easier to pee in them than go down the hall.
I felt if he'd stop chugging those five gallon bottles of water he would not of had such a problem.
He is locked up these days in some state facility.

I used to know another guy who was obsessed about his 'precious bodily fluids'. He saved everything he emitted in jars, bottles, boxes (if it was solid enough). I stopped seeing him once his garage was filled. It was stinky.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Seems like "Mike" has a harmless hobby. Just as long as he is a True Christian I don't see any problems here. The chances I will go if he ever invites me to dinner are very slim though.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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I'm sure it's fine, providing he doesn't drink it.

Then said Eliakim and Shebna and Joah unto Rabshakeh, Speak, I pray thee, unto thy servants in the Syrian language; for we understand it: and speak not to us in the Jews' language, in the ears of the people that are on the wall.
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? (Isaiah 36:11-12)

The only reference to drinking urine that I could find in my 1611 KJV Bible was this (Also in 2 Kings 18). The people drinking urine are joos. If joos do it, it's sinful. I couldn't find anything that says using it for other reasons is bad...

[Noah Dint]

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I have a friend who used to save his urine in those five gallon water bottles. He said it was easier to pee in them than go down the hall.
I felt if he'd stop chugging those five gallon bottles of water he would not of had such a problem.
He is locked up these days in some state facility.

I used to know another guy who was obsessed about his 'precious bodily fluids'. He saved everything he emitted in jars, bottles, boxes (if it was solid enough). I stopped seeing him once his garage was filled. It was stinky.

I have to agree with Brother Hutchins on this one. Some things that appear harmless aren't always as they seem.

-ND

[Jed_Cassidy]

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As Brother Jacob has aptly pointed out, there doesn't seem to be anything condemning about bottling Mike's lemonade according to Scripture. As long as he isn't using this as an excuse to excessively touch is tallywhacker (if he is an Ex-Masturbator™ recipient, he may be jeopardizing this award ), then I think he'll stay out of Hell!

By the way, Mike should consider himself lucky to have such a concerning and helpful friend!

[WWJDnow]

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Does he live in an earthquake zone? I don't see a Biblical problem here, but God gets quite wroth at piss on walls. See, for example:

So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. 1 Samuel 25:22

Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him thatpisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone. 1 Kings 14:10

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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If it helps, I've checked on ebay and there doesn't seem to be a market for those jars.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Am I the only one who feels that Jesus has turned over the honeypot with this thread topic from our favorite platinum tither, Brother Monty? Shout Glory! It just gives me a special feeling deep inside my God-given guts when I hear about the wonderful diversity of hobby that Jesus has caused us to have. I see nothing wrong with "Mike's" collection. It just goes to prove that all the God-mockers are wrong about us Christians; We do celebrate diversity, and we are all different, unique individuals who can express ourselves in healthy, creative ways.

I myself have several satisfying collections. Aside from my extensive collection of paddles, switches and other spanking implements, I have saved all of my fingernail and toenail clippings since birth. I keep them in separate bags of course. It would be sick to allow them to intermingle.

[Cranky Old Man]

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there doesn't seem to be a market for those jars.

How unexpected.

[GodIsAlmighty]

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If it helps, I've checked on ebay and there doesn't seem to be a market for those jars.

I wouldn't be too sure. I here those weird Aussies buy jars of piss to do something called "jarate". If you ask me, all Australians are witches!

[Levi Jones]

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My only concern is that he might be a jenkum dealer/manufacturer.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I knew someone would bring up jenkum.

The ultimate disposition of this urine is also of a concern. If it not stored in a secure manner it may be purloined by a rather depraved element for unGodly deviancies.

[A Follower]

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There sure is a market for urine, especially good, clean, healthy urine like that produced by True Christians.

Look at sites like http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...namicIndex.asp, selling it at about $10 per fluid ounce, each 5 gallon bottle could be worth $6000 !

It sounds to me like Mike has made an excellent business decision by storing his urine, he will be able to tithe the church millions!