WARNING! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homer & Perv!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

As we True Christians know working out is a senseless waste of time because it is selfish and takes away time from studying GOD'S word. NOW it will make you a RAGING homosexshul and sexshul PERVERT!

I'm ashamed to post this because it is probably considered porn...but just look at these men and women. They pick up this demonized weight and then go into a sexshul frenzy!

WARNING! Not for the spiritual weak of faith or those who are easily aroused by depraved homosecshul acts!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homosexshu

They are not just possessed by demons, they are demons! And what deranged person made those awful devices they are carrying?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WARNING!! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homosexshu

Sweet merciful Savor those two videos are disgusting!

I watch alll these videos and I will do a full report on them and present it to the Church Project Gaydar. I am sure the brothers will want to know and see for themselves this latest bit of internet gay porn. This just makes me sick watching it.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: WARNING! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homer & Perv

As we True Christians know working out is a senseless waste of time because it is selfish and takes away time from studying GOD'S word.

Amen, Sister BTB! And I suggest TC's not try to sneakily work out by holding a Shake Weight in one hand and a KJV 1611 in the other; it would be impossible to get any reading done.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WARNING! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homer & Perv

See, it's disgusting pornographic filth like this that led me to create a Christ-centered exercise video. There's no reason you have to simulate manual manipulation of a man's privy member to work out. In fact, most exercise moves are just routines to simulate sex.

No True Christian(tm) would ever, ever do corrupting exercises like bending over and touching your toes, or squats. Yet, we True Christians(tm) need to stay in shape so that is why I created a video that will not lead you into sin and temptation.

[Nobar King]

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Even a few totally hetero men when gathered together in a gym will succumb to this kind of moral failure.

[landoverrules]

Re: WARNING! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homer & Perv

what?

i workout 3-4 hours per day. i have a healthy body. a happy family who is close to GOD.

you guys kinda weird.

[GOD=life]

Re: WARNING! Excersizing Will Turn you into a Raging Homer & Perv

what?
i workout 3-4 hours per day. i have a healthy body. a happy family who is close to GOD.
you guys kinda weird.

Does your family follow the entire KJV 1611 Bible? If not, then your family has built their house on sand and will be in for a nasty surprise when they die.

I'm sure Satan will appreciate that you have a healthy body, but wouldn't you rather be fat and with Jesus instead?

[Cranky Old Man]

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you guys kinda weird

Perhaps it is about time we introduce you to our friend Mister Mirror. If you look at Mister Mirror you will see a silly pathetic idiot loser who is going to burn in hell for all eternity. No one will pity him for that because he clearly deserves it.

[Spaghetti Monster]

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Uhm..... I almost never work out. And I'm a raging lesbian. I just stay fairly slender by eating healthy.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Uhm..... I almost never work out. And I'm a raging lesbian. I just stay fairly slender by eating healthy.

By that you probably mean you only eat tofu and other gay food? I only eat freshly killed meat and at 72 years my health is still excellent.

Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

[Godfly]

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I must admit that I use a version of shake workout. I take my heaviest copy of KJV and I shake it in the faces of sinners. I take my steel bound KJV case and swing it around at abortion clinics, rock concerts and PTA meetings. Sometimes I take a KJV in each hand and pound them left and right until my body starts to glisten with Holy Sweat and my muscles bulge so big they threaten to burst the seams of my Armani suit.

It's not so much a Workout and a work-in. I work my way in to the good graces of The Lord, and eternal life!

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Uhm..... I almost never work out. And I'm a raging lesbian. I just stay fairly slender by eating healthy.

Your avatar tells a different story, Dave.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Bob4God]

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An absolutely disgusting product, and further evidence that democrats should not be allowed to own businesses!

It's obviously a masturbation trainer! What other reason would people have for wanting to strengthen their arms?

I notice that two out of the three people demonstrating this product are black and Australian.

[Mistress Cookie]

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This is another unholy workout. Held, apparently, in a gay disco.

This evil tape provides an oh-so-handy alibi for husbands raided in gay bars. 'Cuz they can now say, "I didn't know this was a gay bar...I thought it was where the Richard Simmons workout was held!"