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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11265

    #31
    Re: Do woman have a soul?

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    That is what my wife Ethel tells me.
    And no doubt that your fine lady wife is pleased to receive the Lord's loving ministrations through you deep into her soul . . . Wait! Have we established whether women have souls yet? Where else could she receive loving ministrations?

    Forgive me. Not having a husband to provide me with God's fulfilling love, I often get confused on matters of doctrine. It's okay, though, because private prayer can offer a certain fulfillment of its own.

    Spiritually Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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    • LiaHecox
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2011
      • 2

      #32
      Re: Do woman have a soul?

      I have definitely a soul and I am a woman. Seriously - half people on earth are woman and you are actually asking if we have a soul? OF COURSE IDIOT!!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22847

        #33
        Re: Do woman have a soul?

        Interesting. This is a subject that has bothered theologists over the centuries. How do you know you have a soul?

        God made woman from Adam's rib, therefore, you would think that at the very most, she would have a very small part of a man's soul - sort of more than an animal that has none but far less than a man.

        Others say that you either have one or don't and the indication is that rather than a partial soul, women simply don't have one at all.

        I would be interested in how you know.
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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #34
          Re: Do woman have a soul?

          Originally posted by LiaHecox View Post
          I have definitely a soul...
          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          ...I would be interested in how you know.
          So would I. I mean, an atheist that thinks she has a soul? What the hey?

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446

            #35
            Re: Do woman have a soul?

            How could a woman, who is made from just a insignificant part of a man, have a soul?
            Does a single spent shell therefore have a soul? Of course not. It is merely a tool to accomplish Gods work. I do think guns have souls though.
            Last edited by James Hutchins; 04-19-2011, 05:52 PM.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #36
              Re: Do woman have a soul?

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              I do think guns have souls though.
              Amen to that Brother. I am certain my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter will accompany me to Heaven. Jesus and I will have fun all day shooting the sinners in Hell with it!
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              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Remy Lebeau
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #37
                Re: Do woman have a soul?

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Interesting. This is a subject that has bothered theologists over the centuries. How do you know you have a soul?

                God made woman from Adam's rib, therefore, you would think that at the very most, she would have a very small part of a man's soul - sort of more than an animal that has none but far less than a man.

                Others say that you either have one or don't and the indication is that rather than a partial soul, women simply don't have one at all.

                I would be interested in how you know.
                I hypothesis that Eve did NOT have a soul. She was simply a thing Jesus whipped up out of a rib bone to keep Adam company. Kinda like a dog, but not as trustworthy. If Eve had a soul then surely all that injun crap eskimos carve out of narwhal horns or bones I let my dog R. Reagan chew on after a barbeque would have souls too.

                As we all know, the pure blooded negroidials of the Dark Continent do not have souls. It is only due to a few desperate, lonely, pathetic, possibly homosexual sailors who had not seen a real women for months that the insoulated nigra came to be. Therefore, it seems only fitting that women today got their souls through Adamic descent.

                It is my hypothesis that white women do indeed have souls. Since it is obvious that insoulation was stripped from Ham's seed it is difficult to say if pure slants, dot heads and other corrupted subspecies have souls. When I look into a slants beady little slits, a dot heads blank listless stare or a polack's dull cow eyes I never get anything in return. Just emptiness and Satan.
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                • BelieverInGod
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                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #38
                  Re: Do woman have a soul?

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  So would I. I mean, an atheist that thinks she has a soul? What the hey?
                  Like ALL atheists, she really believes in God, she's just mad at him and wants to spit in his face.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Frederick Bloomers
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                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 48

                    #39
                    Re: Do woman have a soul?

                    If women have souls, how come Jesus is male?

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                    • BelieverInGod
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #40
                      Re: Do woman have a soul?

                      Originally posted by Frederick Bloomers View Post
                      If women have souls, how come Jesus is male?
                      Because he was the SON OF GOD, ever met a female son?
                      Drama queen

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                      • Finland FTW
                        Unsaved trash, retarded savage eskimo
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 30

                        #41
                        Re: Do woman have a soul?

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        God made woman from Adam's rib, therefore, you would think that at the very most, she would have a very small part of a man's soul - sort of more than an animal that has none but far less than a man.
                        Haha that would mean that men have, at the very most, a very small part of the dust's soul
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                        • Heavens gate
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 4

                          #42
                          Re: Do woman have a soul?

                          Women have no souls and their time on Earth should be spent serving their husband and making baby's

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                          • wait_what
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                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 592

                            #43
                            Re: Do woman have a soul?

                            Women have souls. That is why they can be saved through childbearing. That is why their men must keep them in line and work so hard to make sure they can bear them sons. I think the logic behind the OP's question is sound, but the answer is in the KJV. Due to my own time constraints, I cannot pull the verses that I am sure have already been mentioned.

                            Sister, when in doubt, I suggest a two week cover to cover trip through a KJV coupled with continuous prayer. You will find your answers.
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                            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                            • BelieverInGod
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                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #44
                              Re: Do woman have a soul?

                              Originally posted by Heavens gate View Post
                              Women have no souls and their time on Earth should be spent serving their husband and making baby's
                              So how was your comet trip?
                              Drama queen

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                              • Lycia The Repentant
                                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2019

                                #45
                                Re: Do woman have a soul?

                                So, umm, even if women don't have souls, we can still either go to Heaven or get sent to Hell, right?

                                I really hope we do have souls, or if we don't us True Christian(tm) ladies will still go to Heaven. I just can't stand the thought that the same thing could happen after death to some harlot who does whatever she wants and myself. That would be sickening!
                                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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