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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
    There's no need to be rude, friend. Do you not think that we know the word you're hinting at?

    Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
    I wasn't even mad. I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by AmuLesbian View Post
      I wasn't even mad. I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
      If you are indeed a rug muncher as your name suggests then I really don't think it matters which hand you favour. You need to make some serious life changes, friend.

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by AmuLesbian View Post
        I wasn't even mad. I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
        Just because God cursed your parents with an afflicted child doesn't mean you can't fight against it and pray the thing away. Learning to be right handed can easily be achieved with a regime of the proper beatings.
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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by AmuLesbian View Post
          I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
          Just like the Obammercrats, you make no sense. What kind of being were you born with, again? Let it be known to you that your confusion, which is on your face, was placed there by your own sin. The Bible says so therefore, it is so.


          Daniel
          9:8 O Lord, to us belongeth confusion of face, to our kings, to our princes, and to our fathers, because we have sinned against thee.
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          Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
          Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
          Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
          Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
          Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
          Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Hello.

            I have read through this topic (quite an old one, I see) and am both intrigued and annoyed by the views of its posters.

            I am left-handed and a Christian. My grandfather is left-handed, and so was his grandfather. It runs in the family; it's a genetic trait, and has nothing to do with evil.

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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by Stormlord View Post
              Hello.

              I have read through this topic (quite an old one, I see) and am both intrigued and annoyed by the views of its posters.

              I am left-handed and a Christian. My grandfather is left-handed, and so was his grandfather. It runs in the family; it's a genetic trait, and has nothing to do with evil.

              If you were indeed a Christian, you would no longer be tempted to use your left hand.

              Just sayin'

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Stormlord View Post
                Hello.

                I have read through this topic (quite an old one, I see) and am both intrigued and annoyed by the views of its posters.

                I am left-handed and a Christian. My grandfather is left-handed, and so was his grandfather. It runs in the family; it's a genetic trait, and has nothing to do with evil.
                So it's a so called genetic trait in your family?

                However, the condition has also been linked to low IQ, suggesting a possible link to brain development. Paedophiles are also three times more likely to be left-handed.
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                It has every thing to do with evil.

                Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

                Welcome to God's favourite website.

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                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  If you were indeed a Christian, you would no longer be tempted to use your left hand.

                  Just sayin'

                  It has nothing to do with temptation. Do you think it's a choice? Malice doesn't come into it. I was born this way, and there is nothing wrong with it.

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  So it's a so called genetic trait in your family?



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                  It has every thing to do with evil.

                  Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

                  Welcome to God's favourite website.

                  YIC
                  Left-handers are more prone to many different things. We are more likely to be below average intelligence, as well as above. We tend to favour creative professions like music, design and writing, and the language centre of our brains is wired differently. Left-handedness may be common among paedophiles, and it is also common among presidents of the United States.

                  I received a very condescending PM, and someone seems to changed my username and misspelled it rather severely. Someone also changed my country to "Godless Finland", for whatever reason. I happen to live in Sweden.

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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by krissy holmoquist View Post
                    Left-handedness may be common among paedophiles, and it is also common among presidents of the United States.

                    I live in Sweden.
                    Are you saying Godly G.W. Bush is a paedophile?

                    Shame on you, young man!

                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by krissy holmoquist View Post
                      It has nothing to do with temptation. Do you think it's a choice? Malice doesn't come into it. I was born this way, and there is nothing wrong with it.
                      This informative link will explain just why being left handed is wrong, and why you should stop.



                      Originally posted by krissy holmoquist View Post
                      I received a very condescending PM, and someone seems to changed my username and misspelled it rather severely. Someone also changed my country to "Godless Finland", for whatever reason. I happen to live in Sweden.
                      You might consider stopping the complaining, too. No man wants to marry a nag, dear.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        I like how you 'Fake Christians' are still following your dying religion.

                        I also noticed that a majority of you or all of you have the same personality, I find it sad that you follow your merciless God to the point that you are all alike. I also got a message from your God, demanding that you cut off your left arm because keeping it is evil.

                        I think your religion needs to learn a little lesson from other religions. My beliefs are similar to that of an evolutionist (Theistic Evolution http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution ) and I can be strict with my beliefs and say that you would go to hell because you don't follow my beliefs and that you're committing a sin that is within my beliefs and you wouldn't like people talking to you like that.

                        I think I'll refer to people on this forum as Religious Internet Trolls because you are both stupid, full of yourself, attention seeking and hard to talk to. Actually I bet your God isn't who you think he is, he is probably Lucifer in disguise, making you worship him and spreading all these lies and hatred, I bet none of you ever thought about that or is your face is shoved way too far down in that repulsive book that you call 'The Bible'.

                        You can't say that you don't show any hatred on left-handed people because if you didn't, you wouldn't of murdered us, tortured us, insulted us or blamed us for everything in the old days. It couldn't be more obvious that your so called 'God' is evil. If you don't think so then watch this video http://godisimaginary.com/video2.htm about 10 repulsive quotes from the Bible and tell me that this seems perfectly normal to God that millions of people should die.

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising sheep to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
                            ...tell me that this seems perfectly normal to God that Billions of people should die.
                            FTFY.

                            Matthew 7:13 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:"

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising sheep to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              If your so called God is real then why isn't he doing anything about me mocking him?
                              Oh, and threatening me with 'burning in hell for an eternity' is so over used, infact I wouldn't be in agony, I'll actually be very bored than anything else. You know after awhile of being in pain you get used to it, that means I have all the time I need with my thoughts about how stupid you look, maybe have a laugh and probably look out for some familiar faces, I might also go swimming in the lava if I have time, oh wait I have an eternity to do anything so that can be on my list of things-to-do-in-hell.
                              Oh and when you go to heaven be sure to tell God that he did a great job on designing hell.

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
                                If your so called God is real then why isn't he doing anything about me mocking him?
                                Oh, and threatening me with 'burning in hell for an eternity' is so over used, infact I wouldn't be in agony, I'll actually be very bored than anything else. You know after awhile of being in pain you get used to it, that means I have all the time I need with my thoughts about how stupid you look, maybe have a laugh and probably look out for some familiar faces, I might also go swimming in the lava if I have time, oh wait I have an eternity to do anything so that can be on my list of things-to-do-in-hell.
                                Oh and when you go to heaven be sure to tell God that he did a great job on designing hell.
                                You sound angry, friend. Perhaps someone hurt you in your past. I know whose touch can heal you.

                                Jesus!

                                Won't you ask Him?

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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