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  • #361
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by Rev.Elation View Post
    I am expressing my truth. I no longer wish to belong to this forum. Best of luck.
    I'm not sure what you expected when you joined a Christian forum, but we here follow the Bible, God's truth.

    Anyway, no one is stopping you from leaving. I hope you repent and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour before the end.

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    • #362
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by Rev.Elation View Post
      You have all just confirmed everything I said! Extraordinary self-delusion. I do not consider myself a Christian. Actually, nor did Jesus.
      So if you're a damned joo why do you come in here posing as a "reverend?"

      Go back and tell your master satan that we cannot be defeated because we have JESUS on our side!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #363
        Calling me unsaved trash

        Originally posted by Rev.Elation View Post
        You have all just confirmed everything I said! Extraordinary self-delusion. I do not consider myself a Christian. Actually, nor did Jesus.
        I am not a Chriatian. I am a human being. You are human beings and you are fanatic, right-wing human beings expressing sarcasm and hatred in the name of a man who was not a Christian but a free-thinking Jew...as am I.

        That you couod even refer to a fellow human being as trash reveals a terribly misguided approach to life.

        As John Gugelsang said (and he is a Christian) “If Jesus came back today, you wouldn’t be able to hear him talk over Christians calling him a socialist, He was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary, hung out with lepers and crooks, never spoke English, wasn’t an American citizen, anti-wealth, ant-death penalty, anti-public prayer… never anti-gay, never anti-abortion, never anti-premarital sex, long-haired, brown-skinned — that’s in Revelation, Kirk Cameron — brown-skinned, homeless, Middle Eastern Jew.” Shalom

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        • #364
          Re: Calling me unsaved trash

          Originally posted by Rev.Elation View Post
          I am not a Chriatian. I am a human being. You are human beings and you are fanatic, right-wing human beings expressing sarcasm and hatred in the name of a man who was not a Christian but a free-thinking Jew...as am I.

          That you couod even refer to a fellow human being as trash reveals a terribly misguided approach to life.
          I see. So then you're a liar. You came here and lied to us, because you object to Christ Jesus' promise to send unsaved scum like you to hell.

          You must be proud of yourself.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #365
            Re: Calling me unsaved trash

            Originally posted by Rev.Elation View Post
            I am not a Chriatian. but a free-thinking Jew...as am I. Shalom
            Why did you murder Jesus. All He wanted was to Save you from yourself and you murdered Him. I hope you enjoy yourself as you roast in the fiery pits of Hell.
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • #366
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              It makes me laugh at how many people come here and think you people are ungodly when they PROBABLY have never even read the bible.

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              • #367
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                I'm left-handed but I asked my husband to give me a beating every time he sees me use my left hand. This certainly helps. I'm typing with my right hand now!

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                • #368
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by Born Again Yesterday View Post
                  I'm left-handed but I asked my husband to give me a beating every time he sees me use my left hand. This certainly helps. I'm typing with my right hand now!
                  Why burden your husband so? Why not just stop using your left hand? Every time you do, you spit in the face of baby Jesus. If you need your husband to watch over you, then you don't really love Jesus after all, and you don't love your husband.

                  He's not your keeper, dear. Put on your big girl panties and take care of it yourself. Let him do his own work.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #369
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Why burden your husband so? Why not just stop using your left hand? Every time you do, you spit in the face of baby Jesus. If you need your husband to watch over you, then you don't really love Jesus after all, and you don't love your husband.

                    He's not your keeper, dear. Put on your big girl panties and take care of it yourself. Let him do his own work.


                    Every woman needs a man in her life to help her stay on the right path. Young girls need their father and when they are older they need a husband.

                    I do love Jesus, but you should know that women are impulsive and usually lack discipline. My husband loves me and is always prepared to give me a spanking when I need one. He does it for Jesus first, and second for me!

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                    • #370
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by Born Again Yesterday View Post
                      Every woman needs a man in her life to help her stay on the right path. Young girls need their father and when they are older they need a husband.
                      In other news, water is wet.

                      Originally posted by Born Again Yesterday View Post
                      I do love Jesus, but you should know that women are impulsive and usually lack discipline. My husband loves me and is always prepared to give me a spanking when I need one. He does it for Jesus first, and second for me!
                      Those who accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9) are made into new creatures (2 Corinthians 5:17). It is no longer the individual who lives, but Christ who lives in him (Galatians 2:20). Surely Christ Himself would not use His left hand in animating you. Perhaps your confession and conversion was not truly sincere.

                      I would encourage you to accept Christ for real. Confess your sins, and give yourself over to Him. You might think of it as when you were a child, talking to your father:

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #371
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        In other news, water is wet.



                        Those who accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9) are made into new creatures (2 Corinthians 5:17). It is no longer the individual who lives, but Christ who lives in him (Galatians 2:20). Surely Christ Himself would not use His left hand in animating you. Perhaps your confession and conversion was not truly sincere.

                        I would encourage you to accept Christ for real. Confess your sins, and give yourself over to Him. You might think of it as when you were a child, talking to your father:

                        Christ may have been trying to test my faith. But I will take your advice and be born again again tomorrow, just to be sure.

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                        • #372
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          All those lefthanded devils will go to hell in the name of our lord!
                          I am a portogeese queer

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                          • #373
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Buttlover View Post
                            All those lefthanded devils will go to hell in the name of our lord!
                            Please go to the introduction sub forum to introduce yourself.

                            How did you start your walk with Christ, what is your favourite. Bible verse and what church do you go to?

                            God bless.
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #374
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              My father, a devout Muslim always taught me to use my right hand, enter the praying room with my right foot and eat with my right hand. Although I do not think that left handed people should be criticized due to there being a 10% chance of someone being born left handed. In the end something is what you make of it, use your right hand to salute and place it over your heart to pay respect, along with praying, etc. Use your left hand to wash yourself.

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                              • #375
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by BrotherPlain View Post
                                My father, a devout Muslim always taught me to use my right hand, enter the praying room with my right foot and eat with my right hand. Although I do not think that left handed people should be criticized due to there being a 10% chance of someone being born left handed. In the end something is what you make of it, use your right hand to salute and place it over your heart to pay respect, along with praying, etc. Use your left hand to wash yourself.
                                Your father as devout Muslim probably used the left hand for something else than washing himself

                                Yuck!
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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