[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Nobody can choose to be right-handed or left-handed, but they can choose to teach themselves how to use their non-writing hand...

And that's all that the thread is asking for. So why the unasked-for and irrelevant personal details? Jesus (in the Bible) doesn't care why you're obeying Him, only that you are (or aren't, in which case ----> Hell).

[agnesaliencat]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

The added stuff is because people don't know what my abilities are. Also, the reason why I said that left-handed people could teach themselves to write right-handed is because right-handedness is actually favoured in most places. If they can't do it or don't want to do it, then that's entirely up to them. As for me, I'm happy being ambi, as I can do my job easier, and it also helps when said job involves me having to figure out how to take apart machines that I've never seen before.

[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

My mother's farther was a lefty and he was cursed due to his sinnful ways and became colourblind meaning he couldn't sever his county in the Vietnam war.

That's odd. I have a friend who served in Vietnam and his colorblindness was very useful - he was able to spot camouflaged tanks etc because he can distinguish shapes where most of us are fooled by colors.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

The added stuff is because people don't know what my abilities are...

Still unasked-for and irrelevant.

...Also, the reason why I said that left-handed people could teach themselves to write right-handed is because right-handedness is actually favoured in most places. If they can't do it or don't want to do it, then that's entirely up to them...

Unless they profess to be Christian, then it does matter (to Jesus, as this thread has shown). And that's what this thread (and the entire forum) is about: educating people as to what the Bible actually says.

Not your personal thoughts, feelings, ambitions, whatever. Jesus (according to the Bible) doesn't care about any of that stuff, so why would the True Christians™?

[YtfelAM'i]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

What part of America are you from, friend?

I was born in Washington state but my family comes from Australia.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I was born in Washington state but my family comes from Australia.

The promiscuous use of the letter "U" is considered unseemly in America. We prefer brevity in spelling here.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I was born in Washington state but my family comes from Australia.

Have you had your immigration status checked? Most people from arsetralia are mooselimb terrorists.


YIC
TT

[shortstack9797]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

To shed some light on the whole left-hand dilemma, let me share an anecdote that made me completely rethink the way I thought about the issue at hand.

To preface, I was an avid left-hander for most of my life. It was not until I found god that I realized my sin. I went so far as going to left-handed parades and promotions. I even met my left-handed partner at a left-handed bar, but alas that is me no longer. My previous partner deserves to slowly burn in hell along with anyone that considers the notion that using your left-handed is okay.


It all began on a warm summers evening in San Francisco, a city infamous for its large left handed population. My partner and I were driving along the coast, when something struck. This thought had been lingering in the back of my head for years. It had brought about this indescribable depression in me, but I never could quite put my finger on it until this moment: right is right, left is wrong. But what made me have this realization? Slow down, I will explain young padawan. What side of the road do we drive on in the all holy America? The right side. What side of the road do they drive on in the left-handed Europe with their left-handed dance clubs and tight left-handed clothing? The left side. It hit me harder than my mom after the time I talked to the negro down the street. I was almost as sinful as those dirty left-handed Europeans. So I told my left-handed partner to pull over to the side of the road. Perplexed, he pulled over. I tossed my left-handed scissors over the side of the road, I broke my left handed lighter, and, lord forgive me, my left-handed, oh please lord forgive me,...bible. But please forgive me, I bought the correct version soon thereafter. I told my partner to beat it because god hates left-handers.


That was the old me. The new me is different. I don't sin by going to left-handed clubs or dating left-handed partners. Because the right life is the right life. I hope that I could at least cure one of you left-handers. Please repent from your sins. Just be thankful you're not Jewish or Asian, you still have a chance. USE IT!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

What side of the road do they drive on in the left-handed Europe with their left-handed dance clubs and tight left-handed clothing? The left side.

I don't wish to confuse you with the facts, dear, but in Europe (or "sur le Continong", as we say) they drive on the right. Even the Swiss! The only pseudo-European countries that drive on the left are the Republic of Ireland and the United Kingdom (which is soon to secede from Europe).


I confidently expect the UK to change when Allan Verno Evans takes the throne, though. It may cause a certain amount of confusion at the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic, but that is just one small drop in the ocean of the Irish problem.

[shortstack9797]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I apologize for the confusion. I have only been in the UK and deducted that they were all the same. I'm just a dunce is all. Nonetheless, I think it's clear that we don't want to be like those dang Europeans. #makeamericaright-handedagain

[Alvin Moss]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I apologize for the confusion. I have only been in the UK and deducted that they were all the same. I'm just a dunce is all. Nonetheless, I think it's clear that we don't want to be like those dang Europeans. #makeamericaright-handedagain

Mr. Stack, Christians have to develop thick skin, due to the constant attacks of the vile and unsaved wretches of the world. We usually choose to ignore the rudeness of those who come among us without following the direction to make a proper introduction and, even now, I do not seek to rebuke you for that failing. However, in reading what little information you have provided, it seems clear to me that you are likely a godless homosexual. What do you have to say for yourself, fellow?


Leviticus 20:13

[shortstack9797]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dear Mr. Moss,

How dare you excuse me of such a horrid accusation. I would have expected such stupidity from Westboro, but from Landover? Have some decency sir.


I propose something further, nestled deep in your psyche. You are in fact a godless homosexual. How did I come by this logic? You called me a homosexual to make sure the fellas of landover wouldn't think you're a homosexual. How could they suspect you with such a bold claim. Very smart Mr. Moss, very smart. But not in fact smarting enough for me.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...I would have expected such stupidity from Westboro, but from Landover?...

Of course, n00b's expectations are exactly what every True Christian™ needs to meet.

...I propose something further, nestled deep in your psyche. You are in fact a godless homosexual. How did I come by this logic?...

What, the "I know you are, but what am I?" argument? You probably encountered it in kindergarten, as most did.

...Very smart Mr. Moss, very smart. But not in fact smarting enough for me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dear Mr. Moss,

How dare you excuse me of such a horrid accusation. I would have expected such stupidity from Westboro, but from Landover? Have some decency sir.

I propose something further, nestled deep in your psyche. You are in fact a godless homosexual. How did I come by this logic? You called me a homosexual to make sure the fellas of landover wouldn't think you're a homosexual. How could they suspect you with such a bold claim. Very smart Mr. Moss, very smart. But not in fact smarting enough for me. Thank you Mr. Moss for sharing with me my social faux pas in failing to properly introduce myself to a community of people with which I wish to fellowship.

Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! I'm gratified to hear one more person has put Satan behind him and refused to engage in left-handedness for a moment longer. However, in your haste to share your newfound spiritual freedom, you seem to have forgotten your manners. Please be courteous and mind your betters. You can find the introduction forum HERE.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dear Mr. Moss,

How dare you excuse me of such a horrid accusation.

I fear that your expressed outrage is simply a sham, one designed to avoid admitting to your perversion. You call your partner "he" while claiming to be a man yourself, you are involved in some way with San Francisco and you have been to England. I count that as a clear indication of homosexuality. God hates Homosexuals and He also hates liars.


Leviticus 19:11