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  • #736
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Please do not have the wicked and ignorant. For they do not know the wrong in their ways. They were taught this by other idiots. So be the better person, no matter faith, race, gender, God loves us all..right handers (me) and lefties
    Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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    • #737
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      True Christians™ are not only "the better person," True Christians™ are Perfect!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #738
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
        Please do not have the wicked and ignorant. For they do not know the wrong in their ways. They were taught this by other idiots. So be the better person, no matter faith, race, gender, God loves us all..right handers (me) and lefties
        Kindly post the Scripture that backs up this absurd claim. Where does the Holy Bible state that "God loves everyone?" Are you trying to claim that God loves queers? Atheist? Witches? Islamofascists? Whoremongers? Liars?

        My Bible says something quite different.

        God doesn't love everybody:

        Proverbs 6
        [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
        [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
        [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
        [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

        And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

        Matthew 13
        [38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
        [39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
        [40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
        [41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
        [42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #739
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
          Are yall really that ignorant...
          Oh, that's gonna bite you. Let's begin:

          ... what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what...
          That's not in the Bible (as Mrs. Etheldreda pointed out, above).

          ...The values and faith of Christianity mean nothing to yall...
          <stifled laughter>

          ...I believe in my heart...
          Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; And lean not unto thine own understanding."

          ...you will all go to hell...
          What happened to "as I forgive those who trespass against me"?

          ...I assume you all believe that Leonardo da vinci went to hell for painting a picture that is probably hanging in most your houses. The last supper, or Michaelangelo with the creation of Adam, or the sistine Chapel in Vatican city...
          Leonardo was Catholic, and they aren't Christian.

          ...your claims are so far off biblical history...
          And your knowledge of "Biblical history" has just been shown to be WRONG on every point you raised, so... yeah.

          ...that it insults me just knowing people like you exist...
          You just insist on proving that you're not a Christian, don't you?

          Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

          ... But I forgive you, because I'm a real Christian.
          Who wants these people to go to Hell. People like you crack me up.

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          • #740
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            You cannot argue with what I have said, and I never said anything about being an atheist, your comments on lefties are obsurd, and after reading a good bit, I still keep the same opinion. Besides the fact yall are wrong. And this coming from a baptist family man. If you think you are perfect, you are going to hell, only God is perfect.. Not any of you..have a nice screwed up life..
            Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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            • #741
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
              [...] Not any of you..have a nice screwed up life..
              Wow.. Thanks I guess..
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • #742
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
                You cannot argue with what I have said, a... baptist family man.

                You are a false Baptist and Hell bound. Perhaps the Lord sent you here as a last chance to come to Jesus before you pass on. Your final interview may be very soon and the Lord will want to know why you ignored His overtures. It will be too late then, but God will still probably want to know.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #743
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
                  Besides the fact yall are wrong.
                  Prove it.

                  Where does the Holy Bible say we are wrong?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #744
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by rsholejr View Post
                    You cannot argue with what I have said...
                    How did you miss my post where I dissected and rebutted (with Scripture) everything you claimed?

                    ...your comments on lefties are obsurd, and after reading a good bit, I still keep the same opinion. Besides the fact yall are wrong...
                    Then you're calling the Bible wrong. That's not going to make you any friends around here.

                    ...And this coming from a baptist family man...
                    Jesus doesn't care what you call yourself, He cares what you do.

                    Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

                    Killed any witches recently?

                    ... If you think you are perfect, you are going to hell, only God is perfect...
                    Then why does the Bible say that True Christians™ are perfect?

                    ...Not any of you..have a nice screwed up life..
                    Such charity! I wonder what your pastor would say?

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                    • #745
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      I am a left-handed Christian. I play a cornet left-handed. I write left-handed. I catch right-handed. I like Jerry Seinfeld and Kermit the Frog. I bat left-handed.
                      "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

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                      • #746
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Jesus made me left-handed because he wanted me to be different.
                        "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

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                        • #747
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
                          Jesus made me left-handed because he wanted me to be different.
                          Nonsense. You mother may have told you that you're Jesus' special little snowflake, but Jesus never said any such thing. In fact, He warns you that if you don't obey Him in every command (John 14:15; James 2:10), He will disown you (Matthew 10:33), your name will not be written in the Book of Life, and you shall be tossed in the Eternal Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) where you, like everyone else there, will suffer and be tormented for all eternity (Revelation 20:10) because you refused to fulfill the conditions of Jesus' salvific love (John 3:18).
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #748
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            A question to all the True Christians- I am working on reading and getting to know the Bible, and do not have the understanding of it as you do, but what verse states that being left handed and using your left hand for everyday tasks is an atrocity? I cant seem to locate it......As a lefty, I am very curious.
                            Mark 13:22
                            “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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                            • #749
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by alooneymormon View Post
                              A question to all the True Christians- I am working on reading and getting to know the Bible, and do not have the understanding of it as you do, but what verse states that being left handed and using your left hand for everyday tasks is an atrocity? I cant seem to locate it......As a lefty, I am very curious.


                              Try reading the first post.



                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #750
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
                                I am a left-handed Christian.
                                No, you are just saying that you are Christian.
                                I like [...] Kermit the Frog.
                                Kermit the Frog is a green piece of cloth with someone's hand up his ass.
                                I bat left-handed.
                                That is a euphemism for "I am gay." - No True Christians are gay.
                                Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
                                Jesus made me left-handed because he wanted me to be different.
                                Yes, He has marked you out for the bowels of Hell:

                                Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
                                Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
                                Ro:9:23: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

                                I see that this is the "Christian Help Forum", I hope the above has helped you.
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