[Jonathan Thomas]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dolores,

Agree to disagree.

I am confused though that you say you do not believe in God, and yet continually contradict yourself. You can't have it both ways! Well, you can but I doubt anyone else here would see it that way.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I am confused though that you say you do not believe in God, and yet continually contradict yourself.

Could you please be specific and pinpoint a specific instance when I contradicted myself?

[IwillTumblrShameYou]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:

Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.

Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld

And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.

Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

Your BORN either left or right handed you can't control it. I'm starting to get scared how these people must connect everything to satan or unholy. I starting to lose faith in humanity. God is justing looking down on you saying " Ha. What an idiot. Thinking I care if people are left or right-handed."

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...I starting to lose faith in humanity. God is justing looking down on you saying " Ha. What an idiot. Thinking I care if people are left or right-handed."

Don't you just hate those people who are so convinced that God shares all of their personal fears and biases, and when asked for the Biblical foundations or proof for those beliefs they just go "buh buh buh my brainwashing and cherished delusions of an omnibenevolent Gawd... "?

[IwillTumblrShameYou]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Don't you just hate those people who are so convinced that God shares all of their personal fears and biases, and when asked for the Biblical foundations or proof for those beliefs they just go "buh buh buh my brainwashing and cherished delusions of an omnibenevolent Gawd... "?

Yea I agree. I'm a Christian but I'm still able to respect people for who they are and not say that gays are dumb and people with mental disorders should go to hell.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...I'm a Christian but I'm still able to respect people for who they are...

Sorry, those are contradictory. If you truly had read every word of the Bible, you'd know that it says you should only respect faith.

... and not say that gays are dumb and people with mental disorders should go to hell.

Nobody here says that should happen, they say it will happen (because that's what the Bible says).

[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Don't you just hate those people who are so convinced that God shares all of their personal fears and biases, and when asked for the Biblical foundations or proof for those beliefs they just go "buh buh buh my brainwashing and cherished delusions of an omnibenevolent Gawd... "?

Yea I agree.

Oh my goodness! Sweetie, you wouldn't know sarcasm even if it hit you in the head, would you?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

It's not that they "should" go to Hell by your own personal morality, it's that they "will" go to Hell as stated by God himself! There are many smart queers, but they'll go to Hell just the same as the stupid ones.

Whose word am I supposed to take, yours or God's?

[Alex Dubon]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I've alwaya been right-handed. But my uncle taught me how to play left-handed guitar, it was easier for me to pick up. But I have these vivid dreams where this evil force is pushing me to play the instrument with my left, instead of the right. Is this an internal fight between God and the Devil?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I don't understand. Most people play the guitar using both hands.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I've alwaya been right-handed. But my uncle taught me how to play left-handed guitar, it was easier for me to pick up. But I have these vivid dreams where this evil force is pushing me to play the instrument with my left, instead of the right. Is this an internal fight between God and the Devil?

Molesting children is the natural inclination for the southpaw and so these "dreams" are likely suppressed memories trying to get to the surface. This isn't an internal fight between God and the Devil, it's your mind trying to figure out why you would experience any affection for someone who would not only diddle a child, but emulate Jimi Hendrix by playing the guitar upside down. It's called Cognitive Dissonance, dear. It means you're lying to yourself and your soul is calling shenanigans.

[Alex Dubon]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I've alwaya been right-handed. But my uncle taught me how to play left-handed guitar, it was easier for me to pick up. But I have these vivid dreams where this evil force is pushing me to play the instrument with my left, instead of the right. Is this an internal fight between God and the Devil?

My uncle plays a lefty-guitar, so he showed me how to play it. Every time I play it (left handed) I feel guilty, like God isn't content.


I pray that I wasn't like this. I pray that God would have just given me 2 right hands instead. Turns out I'm ambidextrous; I do everything with my right, but with my left, I play guitar and <<<colloquial term for a deviant practice>>>.

[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

My uncle plays a lefty-guitar, so he showed me how to play it. Every time I play it (left handed) I feel guilty, like God isn't content.

I pray that I wasn't like this. I pray that God would have just given me 2 right hands instead. Turns out I'm ambidextrous; I do everything with my right, but with my left, I play guitar and <<<colloquial term for a deviant practice>>>.

As Sister Joanna requested, please do explain, sweetie: how do you play the guitar single handed?

Or maybe by "playing a guitar" you actually mean "striking strings with one hand without using my other hand to modify produced sounds by pressing my fingers on the fingerboard" in which case you are not actually playing, just making some random noise composed of only six musical notes.

In this case, I pray to Jesus that you live alone, because forcing anyone to listen to that noise would be a violation of the Geneva conventions.

[VoiceOfReason567]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Well guess what mother piffleer, you just sinned by calling Michelle Obama a slut. Haven’t you ever read the Bible??? No swearing ****EXPLETIVE NOT SUITED FOR A CHRISTIAN FORUM****! Sorry about that, but I guess Ill see you in hell ya **** ANOTHER SWEAR WITH LACKING IMAGINATION**** Have a wonderful piffleing day

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...Haven’t you ever read the Bible??? No swearing...

Of course you'll be back, with the proper Scriptural reference* for that claim, because that's how this game is played.


*book, chapter, verse, KJV preferred