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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
    Unsaved trash
    Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
     
    • Mar 2008
    • 349

    #151
    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

    Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
    Isn't it true you can kill kittens just by masterbating?
    Yes, but it's someone else's kitty who dies.
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6312

      #152
      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

      Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
      Isn't it true you can kill kittens just by masterbating?
      I think you'd have to have unusually good aim to pull that off. Anyway, True Christians(TM) do not commit the sin of Onanism.
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • uncool dude
        Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking pervert
        • Aug 2014
        • 66

        #153
        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

        This violates the law and anyone doing this should be reported for animal cruelty. You will burn in hell for your sins. May god have mercy on your souls.
        As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #154
          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

          Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
          This violates the law and anyone doing this should be reported for animal cruelty. You will burn in hell for your sins. May god have mercy on your souls.
          Kindly cite the Scripture that leads you to believe that God is willing to send a man to hell for disposing of a flock of rodents. Because my Bible doesn't say anything like that.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • uncool dude
            Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking pervert
            • Aug 2014
            • 66

            #155
            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Kindly cite the Scripture that leads you to believe that God is willing to send a man to hell for disposing of a flock of rodents. Because my Bible doesn't say anything like that.
            Proverbs 12:10
            Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
            Proverbs 27:23
            Know well the condition of your flocks, and give attention to your herds,
            As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #156
              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

              Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
              Proverbs 12:10
              Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
              Proverbs 27:23
              Know well the condition of your flocks, and give attention to your herds,
              You have a flock of kittens?

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              • Russell Holbeck
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2012
                • 735

                #157
                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                Proverbs 12:10
                Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
                Proverbs 27:23
                Know well the condition of your flocks, and give attention to your herds,
                Hello uncool dude.

                There was a commercial about herding cats but I do not think they were telling the truth they were making a joke but I thought it was real the colored girl who works for me said Oh daddy they are just trying to sell something.



                I am not her father Didymus Much told me how to do YouTube links he is nice but he is not going to Heaven I still like him.

                Thank you.

                Rusty
                Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                • godstruth
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2015
                  • 16

                  #158
                  Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                  What is wrong with you? why have you even got kittens if you wish to kill them. I have tried to warn you about the consequences of these views but to no avail now I have no choice but to report you to animal welfare and get this site shut down once and for all, and get any of the people involved in this animal cruelty punished by the law.
                  As I said before all your IP addresses can be tracked.
                  id start panicking, you should have never posted such filth onto a site where anyone can read it. You have no idea the sort of power people can have who come across this post. Now you will suffer the consequence. You wont be able to go to church when your stuck in a prison cell.
                  Call yourself followers of God its despicable all you are doing when you kill an animal is making a blood sacrifice to the Devil. Or is that the intention?

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #159
                    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                    Originally posted by godstruth View Post
                    What is wrong with you? why have you even got kittens if you wish to kill them. I have tried to warn you about the consequences of these views but to no avail now I have no choice but to report you to animal welfare and get this site shut down once and for all, and get any of the people involved in this animal cruelty punished by the law.
                    As I said before all your IP addresses can be tracked.
                    id start panicking, you should have never posted such filth onto a site where anyone can read it. You have no idea the sort of power people can have who come across this post. Now you will suffer the consequence. You wont be able to go to church when your stuck in a prison cell.
                    Call yourself followers of God its despicable all you are doing when you kill an animal is making a blood sacrifice to the Devil. Or is that the intention?
                    Good luck. Our crack team of Jew lawyers will run rings around your allegations. But please, by all means, do come back and tell us exactly what animal welfare says when you report us.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • godstruth
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2015
                      • 16

                      #160
                      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Good luck. Our crack team of Jew lawyers will run rings around your allegations. But please, by all means, do come back and tell us exactly what animal welfare says when you report us.

                      Report officially has been made. It is a very series allegation and your " jew lawyers" will not be able to fight cold hard evidence. You have no idea about me. You do not know anything about my life or the power I hold, so don't get too cocky. I also believe this could be an FBI matter and I have been instructed to contact them if I believe an animal is in immediate danger.
                      Trust me your lawyers are also no match for the publicity and shaming I shall make sure you receive after this outrage.
                      Id enjoy this website whilst you can because this allegation will not be taken lightly, some of you can look forward to imprisonment and the others can wallow in the fact they will have no place to vent out and collaborate sick ideals and believes with other sick scumbags
                      You make me sick, and you make God sick too.
                      You preach about me and others burning in hell but God will punish YOU for the way you treat innocent animals and people.
                      And by the way you bunch of weirdos, did you know that a common trait in psychopaths and the mentally unstable is the enjoyment of hurting animals.
                      That just speaks volumes for the kind of people you are.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #161
                        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                        Originally posted by godstruth View Post
                        Report officially has been made.
                        You reported a church for preaching the Word of God?

                        Originally posted by godstruth View Post
                        You make me sick, and you make God sick too.
                        By reading, believing, trusting, and following His Holy Word, as He commands?

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • godstruth
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2015
                          • 16

                          #162
                          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          By reading, believing, trusting, and following His Holy Word, as He commands?

                          That's enough from you, you disgusting Devil worshipper. I pity you, because when your time is up and you carry on living the life you do, abusing the innocent, blasphemy against God, twisting his words to justify your evilness then you are going to find Heavens gates closed to you.
                          You can deny my truth all you want but who are YOU and you other psychopaths too judge anyone and try pass it of as Godly.
                          God will be my only judge you have no authority.
                          Enjoy burning in hell you Satanic freaks

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #163
                            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                            Originally posted by godstruth View Post
                            That's enough from you, you disgusting Devil worshipper. I pity you, because when your time is up and you carry on living the life you do, abusing the innocent, blasphemy against God, twisting his words to justify your evilness then you are going to find Heavens gates closed to you.
                            You can deny my truth all you want but who are YOU and you other psychopaths too judge anyone and try pass it of as Godly.
                            God will be my only judge you have no authority.
                            Enjoy burning in hell you Satanic freaks
                            That didn't actually answer my question, but thank you for providing such a wonderful example of the kind of rage and foaming at the mouth that happens when one lacks the fruits of the Spirit (Galatians 5:22-23). Your little temper tantrum will serve as reminder to those who are unsure whether or not they want to seek Redemption. They'll see that people like you, false Christians who only pretend to be faithful until the faith conflicts with their feelings, are nothing more than hypocrites and babies, stomping your little foot when things don't go your way.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #164
                              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                              Young man, you seem very angry. What has made you so?

                              When people come to our friendly forums it is to praise Jesus. Not to worry about a bunch of kittens who don't even have souls.

                              Why they hate? I'll be praying for you to embrace Jesus and to let go of this obsession you have for kittens.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12949

                                #165
                                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                                Originally posted by godstruth View Post
                                That's enough from you, you disgusting Devil worshipper. I pity you, because when your time is up and you carry on living the life you do, abusing the innocent, blasphemy against God, twisting his words to justify your evilness then you are going to find Heavens gates closed to you.
                                You can deny my truth all you want but who are YOU and you other psychopaths too judge anyone and try pass it of as Godly.
                                God will be my only judge you have no authority.
                                Enjoy burning in hell you Satanic freaks
                                Hello, sweetie. I do not get it: how the heck preaching the Word of God is being blasphemous against the same God Whose Word we are spreading?

                                Please help me understand. Is there some fine print in the Bible that I've somehow missed?
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
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