[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

It is not a 'special attraction' it is defending the name of an animal, because it cannot do it for itself... If it were a puppy, a lamb, a bear cub... whatever the animal I would defend it because it is innocent and cannot help what is in it's nature, it cannot defend itself against the twisted people in this world.

So I take it you are a vegetarian?

Do you know who else was a vegetarian? Hitler! That's who!

[Bobby Greenwood]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Yes, yes I am. And so what, you could use that argument for anything - Hitler was a Christian, does that make all Christians alike him? David Berkowitz was a serial killer and a Christian, I could name more and more serial killers who were Christian, but that doesn't make everyone else who follows Christianity a serial killer does it? Just like being a Vegetarian doesn't liken me to Hitler So now to add to the list you are also stereotypical, what a surprise...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Yes, yes I am. And so what, you could use that argument for anything - Hitler was a Christian, does that make all Christians alike him? David Berkowitz was a serial killer and a Christian, I could name more and more serial killers who were Christian, but that doesn't make everyone else who follows Christianity a serial killer does it? Just like being a Vegetarian doesn't liken me to Hitler So now to add to the list you are also stereotypical, what a surprise...

Hitler was a Catholic (not Christian).

Berkowitz is a damned joo.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Bobby Greenwood]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Okay, to Hitler was a Catholic, does that make all Catholics evil people who commit mass genocide, to millions of innocent people? Just because one person does something wrong it does not make the entire set of people who have one minor common belief the same as them. Such ignorance...

[Basilissa]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Okay, to Hitler was a Catholic, does that make all Catholics evil people who commit mass genocide, to millions of innocent people?

Looking at history - yes.

[Bobby Greenwood]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Every single one of the millions who exist today and have done throughout history? And I mean all of them?

[A Follower]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Every single one of the millions who exist today and have done throughout history? And I mean all of them?

Yes. All Catholics know that their church has organized and executed genocides in at least four of the five continents. All Catholics know that all their priests rape and abuse children. The only reason that anyone chooses to be a catholic is because they support this behavior. They donate money to their false church to pay for the genocides and child rape to happen, so yes, they are all active participants in genocide and pedosexuality.

We on the other hand follow God. We don't wear mixed fabrics or ever work on a Sunday. We are good people, as good as the Bible requires us to be.

[WickedMan]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

wow, thanks a lot for all this information!

Your witchcraft rituals are on a higher level!
You drowned a dozen of innocent baby creatures into a sacrifice to the god of the sea!
That's bruthal!

Also thoose tips about spirits and criatures and all that... Thoose was a high dominance of black magic!! I never though someone would reach that fearsome level!

Who do you pray to? the God of the Cross?

(this one)



Moloch, maybe?




Oh, no, I know!



It's Bephomet, right?

I never though I would acquire so much knowledge of witchcraft as in this webside. You are truly fearsome warlocks

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Who do you pray to? the God of the Cross?

We pray to and receive grace from Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God.

Your silly rant is a day late and a dollar short. We are quite familiar with such false gods.

[WickedMan]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Jesus Christ? Oh you reffer to Tamuth, right? the god of the cross!



And don't tell me this isn't sorcery, because you bringed me back to the 1600's!
You can't say otherwise!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I got a litter of kittens for my children a few months ago...However, they have recently started becoming willful and mischievous. One of the even scratched one of my sons and pushed my little girl, Anabella, in the face.

Can the pelts be used for anything?

The white one might make a really cute mini "bearskin rug" for a dollhouse...or just a conversation piece.

If they bleed, it could stain the fur....and they might scratch each other in a sack. So I would put them in a cozy box in a closed garage and let the car run for a while. That way, nothing's damaged if you want to make them into a crafts project.

[Tyler the witch]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I find that .40cal aluminum hollow points get the job done quite nicely. If you set the kitten on a tree branch and walk about 75 feet away, you can really improve your marksmanship. Since god loves good marksmanship, you can honor him by improving yours... God made aluminum a frangible metal, therefore, aluminum hollow points make the kittens explode, which keeps the mess to a minimum.


(We all know the story of David and Goliath right? Where would David be without good aim and faith in God? Squashed under Goliath's foot!) Proof enough.


The same thing applies to mooslims, although it sure is fun to pack the hollow points with bacon first. They really seem to hate that.

[Paymon]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

*The sounds of trumpets begins to fill the air*
"In a load booming voice, you hear a reply."

Yes! I would recommend doing it both ways. There is nothing wrong with bashing in their heads first, and then while they're still alive and perhaps unconscious, wake them back up to a semi-state of awareness and fervently drown them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

*The sounds of trumpets begins to fill the air*
"In a load booming voice, you hear a reply."

Yes! I would recommend doing it both ways. There is nothing wrong with bashing in their heads first, and then while they're still alive and perhaps unconscious, wake them back up to a semi-state of awareness and fervently drown them.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Isn't it true you can kill kittens just by masterbating?