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What does the word oxymoron means? I have heard people saying this like "thats an oxymoron", but what does it mean? Is it related to mormons and magic underwear? Or is it some kind of sect within the mormons who are even more heathen than the so called "normal" mormons?
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
You know, like "Capitalist Democracy". Two things that can't go together. You have to choose one. (Hint: choose Capitalism).Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
It's not 'oxymormon', it's 'oxymoron'.Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
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There is your answer:
A combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly: something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements.
The phrase “cruel kindness” is an oxymoron.Nope.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
Thanks for one of the best laughs ever.Originally posted by Roseluck View PostIt's not 'oxymormon', it's 'oxymormon'.
Google is your friend:
There is your answer:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/oxymormon
Moron is not that hard to spell.
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
Not at all. See, there is a difference betweenOriginally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
'Moron'
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'Mormon"
FYI, it is an extra 'm' Rose, see if you can find it!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
Edit my posts all you like, I know I wrote 'oxymormon'. This is not a way to run a community, at all.Nope.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
Nobody edited your post.Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
Look, when you edit your post a message pops up.Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 01-04-2012, 07:52 PM. Reason: Look, I edited my own post because I can be trusted to do it without being an idiot about it.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
You just did now, I am not an idiot. I know there is a way of editing without displaying the edit message. I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist, I know how vBulletin software works.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
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Add by JH as an exampleLast edited by James Hutchins; 01-04-2012, 09:21 PM. Reason: Showing what happens when a post is edited.Nope.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
OK - type really carefully.Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
Moron and it will spell moron not moron.
Look at it as soon as you post it.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
I have had enough of this place, please ban me so I don't ever have to return to this corner of the Internet.
As for the 'Landover Baptist Church', it's all a bunch of tiny minds who aren't smart enough to comprehend the fact that the Earth is round.
Seriously? You still believe this? The so-called 'Flat Earth' was disproved by over 400 people who actually went into space, plus the thousands of images caught by satellites, space probes and the like.
I don't wish anyone hate, that was never my intention, but please do not be so close minded. Open your minds, accept other theorys.
That being said, when I next have the chance, I will read through the Bible.
This is my last post, good day to you all and now please ban me.
Yours,
Rose.Nope.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
Rose, I just edited your post. Notice at the very bottom of the window. This is what happens when ever a post is edited. As an expert in vbulletin, you should already know this.Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
Dear Hatemonger;Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
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Re: what is an oxymormon?
In answer to the original question, an Oxy Mormon is, well, Mittens Romney.
Oxy, and a Mormon.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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