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  • #16
    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
    What does the word oxymormon means? I have heard people saying this like "thats an oxymormon", but what does it mean? Is it related to mormons and magic underwear? Or is it some kind of sect within the mormons who are even more heathen than the so called "normal" mormons?
    An oxymoron? Reasonable atheist. Honest liberal. Gay Christian. You get the idea.
    1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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    • #17
      Re: what is an oxymormon?

      It's a contradiction, like "Christian bigot" or "Aboriginal physicist."
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      • #18
        Re: what is an oxymormon?

        It's a contradiction in terms but the outcome still has to be true. it's a common misconception that oxymoron merely means a contradiction.

        some cliche oxymorons include

        bitter sweet
        irregular pattern
        heavy lightness
        Original copy

        and for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and moron means dull (blunt)
        For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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        • #19
          Re: what is an oxymormon?

          Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
          It's a contradiction in terms but the outcome still has to be true. it's a common misconception that oxymormon merely means a contradiction.

          some cliche oxymormons include

          bitter sweet
          irregular pattern
          heavy lightness
          Original copy

          and for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
          Actually Mormons are followers of the cult started up by Joseph Smith. I assume you're another victim of public schooling?
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #20
            Re: what is an oxymormon?

            Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymoron.
            For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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            • #21
              Re: what is an oxymormon?

              Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
              Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
              Really? You were home schooled and you're this stupid?
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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              • #22
                Re: what is an oxymormon?

                not as stupid as those before me. I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed. I then looked at my post the instant after I submitted. Unless someone is very quick it was not a human that changed the word I wrote. So it was either God or this forum automatically edits certain words. Either way I'm not particularly fussed, believing I actually meant to type Mormon speaks more of the readers intelligence than mine.
                For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                • #23
                  Re: what is an oxymormon?

                  "Baptist scholar"

                  "Papal fallacy"

                  "Freehold diet"


                  Three perfect examples!




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                  • #24
                    Re: what is an oxymormon?

                    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                    Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
                    Indeed you did!
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #25
                      Re: what is an oxymormon?

                      Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
                      I am not an idiot.
                      Idiot doesn't really cut it in your case. You're a moron.

                      I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist
                      And unsaved trash.

                      Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
                      when I next have the chance, I will read through the Bible.
                      Well, maybe you're not quite as big a moron as I thought. Everyone should read the Bible, cover to cover.

                      Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                      for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
                      Amen.

                      Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                      I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed.
                      Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.
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                      • #26
                        Re: what is an oxymormon?

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        ...Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.
                        did I post the screeny?

                        I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.
                        For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                        • #27
                          Re: what is an oxymormon?

                          Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                          did I post the screeny?

                          I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.
                          He was saying you are such a fraud (as in an Atheist) you would fake your own spell check to pretend you didn't make a mistake.

                          More oxymorons;

                          open minded atheist
                          compassionate liberal
                          useful Californian

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #28
                            Re: what is an oxymormon?

                            Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.
                            For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                            • #29
                              Re: what is an oxymormon?

                              Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                              Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.
                              Why can't you take responsibility for your inability to spell moron?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • #30
                                Re: what is an oxymormon?

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Why can't you take responsibility for your inability to spell moron?
                                Ever met a libratard that could take responsibility for any of their mistakes? The whole lot are nothing but morons.
                                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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