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  • #31
    Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by VincentWhite View Post
    Maybe if I had masturbated instead of engaging in premarital sex, I wouldn't have had to watch my ex having an abortion. But then again I knew that the child would have either been gay or an atheist, so I guess I did the right thing by disowning them. From life.
    Hello dear, and welcome to our wonderful forums. I have the feeling you are trying to "shock" us with something so hateful, so horrifying, that you can imagine we must be suffering collective heart attacks at this very minute. It's not true, friend. Many members of God's Favorite Church were once like you - furious masturbaters, frantically trying to offend the LORD and all His favorite people in hopes of dulling the guilt and pain they felt deep down in their souls. But the LORD JESUS CHRIST is willing to each and every deviant, decrepit, foul, inhumane sin if only we pledge our allegiance directly to Him, without restriction, without reservation (Romans 6:23; John 14:23; John 15:10). Today is a good day for redemption. Won't you find out what the LORD may have in store for you?

    You are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      furious masturbaters

      Yup. You certainly got me pegged.

      Jesus might have died for our sins, but I'm willing to do it for your mere entertainment. You can't say fairer than that.

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      • #33
        Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

        It's not for your entertainment, but for God's wrath and for yourself:


        1 Corinthians 6:18 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

        Deal with it:


        Matthew 5:30 - And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

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        • #34
          Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

          Please help! My one year old mimics a movement that looks familiar to masturbation. I am not truly sure if it is or not seeing as I, as a saved Christian, have never done it or looked at disgusting pornography. What should I do to protect my son from the gates of hell? If he's not already there? I know that even babies are not safe from God's wrath.

          God Bless

          -Zamininc

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          • #35
            Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

            Originally posted by Zamininc View Post
            Please help! My one year old mimics a movement that looks familiar to masturbation. I am not truly sure if it is or not seeing as I, as a saved Christian, have never done it or looked at disgusting pornography. What should I do to protect my son from the gates of hell? If he's not already there? I know that even babies are not safe from God's wrath.

            God Bless

            -Zamininc
            This thread is a good read for masturbating children.
            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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            • #36
              Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
              This thread is a good read for masturbating children.
              Thank you John. That will help a lot.

              Although I don't know if the same learning techniques would work on a one year old... Do you have personally have any suggestions that might help to make my baby see the will of the lord and to stop defiling himself?

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              • #37
                Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                Originally posted by Zamininc View Post
                Thank you John. That will help a lot.

                Although I don't know if the same learning techniques would work on a one year old... Do you have personally have any suggestions that might help to make my baby see the will of the lord and to stop defiling himself?
                There are a great many True Christian™ friendly discipline styles. I suggest you and your wife teach your infant the importance and pleasure of serving God by serving you through what we call, "First Time Obedience." Eventually, they'll learn to anticipate your needs. That makes for a peaceful and therefore pleasant family! You can read more about how to do that in this thread.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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