[Alphonse Alban]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Mate, what about the dinosaurs, those things that lived millions of years before Adam and Eve supposedly came along? Are you just going to ignore them and stick to your little fairy tale?

Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that kind of fairy tales? Even child knows that universe was created roughly 6000 years ago.

Dinosaurs were only created 1 day before human was created.

[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that kind of fairy tales? Even child knows that universe was created roughly 6000 years ago.

Dinosaurs were only created 1 day before human was created.

I don't remember that being in Genesis.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I don't remember that being in Genesis.

You probably don't know where God grants us permission to sell our daughters either.

[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that kind of fairy tales? Even child knows that universe was created roughly 6000 years ago.

Dinosaurs were only created 1 day before human was created.

Their fossils care to disagree.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Their fossils care to disagree.

They have talking fossils now?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You probably don't know where God grants us permission to sell our daughters either.

Oh I know that, TBH, I made a simple mistake and you were classifying the dinosaurs as the other animals created. My bad.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Mate, what about the dinosaurs, those things that lived millions of years before Adam and Eve supposedly came along? Are you just going to ignore them and stick to your little fairy tale?

What about them?

Dinosaurs are repeatedly referenced in the Bible. You'd know that if you read it.

What do you think is meant by "dragons"? Or "Behemoth" or "Leviathan"?





This photo from the Creation Musem shows how early humans lived with dinosaurs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

My bad.

Yes, you bad. You very very bad. Go to hell soon. Jesus very angry.

Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

They have talking fossils now?



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Oh come on, let's not be too literal now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Oh come on, let's not be too literal now.

But we ARE literal. The Holy Bible is the LITERAL word of God.

[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

What about them?

Dinosaurs are repeatedly referenced in the Bible. You'd know that if you read it.

What do you think is meant by "dragons"? Or "Behemoth" or "Leviathan"?





This photo from the Creation Musem shows how early humans lived with dinosaurs.

So there were dinosaurs mentioned, meaning that even the Bible acknowledges that the were dinosaurs living millions of years ago.

Contradicting much?

[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

But we ARE literal. The Holy Bible is the LITERAL word of God.

I was talking about his comment, not the Bible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

So there were dinosaurs mentioned, meaning that even the Bible acknowledges that the were dinosaurs living millions of years ago.

Contradicting much?

The Bible says nothing of your mythical "millions of years", which you God-mockers use to try to destroy Christianity!


Smashie-smashie. It's what you atheists want, right?
Destroy the churches?

Didn't I just show you a picture from the Creation Museum showing a girl and dinosaurs coexisting?

Isaiah 34:13
And thorns shall come up in her palaces, nettles and brambles in the fortresses thereof: and it shall be an habitation of dragons, and a court for owls.

Note: "shall be". Future tense.

Jeremiah 9:11
And I will make Jerusalem heaps, and a den of dragons; and I will make the cities of Judah desolate, without an inhabitant.

Note: "I will make". Future tense.

Jeremiah 51:37
And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwellingplace for dragons, an astonishment, and an hissing, without an inhabitant.

"shall become". Future tense.

Plenty more, bub. Dinosaurs were hanging around with humans in the early days of the Earth -- even AFTER the Flood.

[Sir Toire]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I have never heard of any dinosaur fossils that are 0-6000 years old.

And we don't want "smashie smashie", sorry, any atheist would never support chaos. We just want to help you get your heads out of the clouds.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I have never heard of any dinosaur fossils that are 0-6000 years old.

And we don't want "smashie smashie", sorry, any atheist would never support chaos. We just want to help you get your heads out of the clouds.

That's because you want to believe they are "millions of years" old, so you can destroy Christianity.


See the paleontology display at the Creation Museum!


As the caption says, "One of These Men Will Writhe in the Fetid Duodenum of Satan for All Eternity! That's because one of them believes in the literal word of the Bible -- and that the fossil he's uncovering is a few thousand years old -- and one does not -- so the fossil is millions of years old. "