[Foul Nazi Pig]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I think she should sell you.
I doubt she would get much though.

Besides, no one is in "the market" for a daughter.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Besides, no one is in "the market" for a daughter.

True. Why would anyone pay for a woman?

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Imam Rashik]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I think she should sell you.
I doubt she would get much though.

Besides, no one is in "the market" for a daughter.

You would be only worth one SAR.

[Maynard_James_Keenan]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:20.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.

God Bless,
Levi

Do you that what you are doing it´s a crime? FBI will go after you. Or even Elton John

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Do you that what you are doing it´s a crime? FBI will go after you. Or even Elton John

Hello, Maynard. Before you start persecuting True Christians(tm) could you please at least make an introduction thread?

Regarding your concerns about FBI going after Levi Jones, God will protect him:

Psalm 5:12
For thou, LORD, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield

[Maynard_James_Keenan]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Yes, but who´s gonna protect him from Elton John?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Do you that what you are doing it´s a crime? FBI will go after you. Or even Elton John

How's it a crime? The Bible says it is OK so it must be. God will protect Levi from any persecution. What can the heathen homer Elton John do? He has no power.

Pastor Levi, I'd take your daughter off your hands but I already have a wife.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

True. Why would anyone pay for a woman?

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

China is very heathen. Additionally paganism is on the increase. Have you seen this documentary? If Mr. Jenkins permits I would recommend viewing it - money is not paid for the woman as such, but is paid & women are necessary.

I do not have any daughters, but if I did I would never sell them to China!

[Foul Nazi Pig]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You would be only worth one SAR.

Good! That means it would be harder to sell me!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Good! That means it would be harder to sell me!

What makes you think anybody is in the market for national socialist swine?

[JustinBeiberr]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

[Levi Jones]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

Chapter and verse from the Holy Bible that backs up your ridiculous claim, please.

[PunkAnarchist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I should surley consider you guys a threat to several communities..
I hope ya churche gets burned down.. rlly hope.. cunts

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

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You need to post on the introductions forum and tell us how you heard about God's excellent lovingkindness - and perhaps if you listened to the youtube clip in Associate Pastor of Theology Levi Jones' signature it would be a calming moment for you. Psalm 107:43 ©1611

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

The Bible says that Jesus was white.

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)