[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

how does this make you any different from Joseph Kony?

Oh stop, you'll make me blush! I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't think I'm quite good enough to be compared to a brave man like Kony.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Praise Jesus, count me in!

I'l tell you what, I'll make it an even thousand sight unseen! If you have an open couple of hours this weekend, we can get a Pastor to make it official!

I really do miss the touch of a True Christian™ wife, it's been far too long.

How wonderful! My husband accepts!

You'll all, of course, be invited to the wedding!

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Glory! Another Landover wedding! I'd like to volunteer my home for the reception/honeymoon. I know Brother Portway would like to begin working on starting a family right away.

How kind of you to volunteer! All our thanks.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Oh PRAISE JESUS!

Do you need someone to bake a cake? I don't mean to brag, but the Holy Spirit guides my hand to make cakes that serve as a reminder that a marriage is a covenant between three parties - the groom, the bride, and the LORD.

Thank you for offering! I'd bake the cake myself, but I'll be far to busy sewing my daughter's dress. I could definitely use your help.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Well, I'm about to burst with excitement! I just got back from being formally introduced to my future wife!

I say formally introduced because I do remember her from when the 8th grade class from Leviticus Middle School had their field trip/tour of Landover Field last November. Her soon-to-be childbearing hips caught my attention even then.

She is just a dream! She'll make a wonderful wife and mother to my future children.

I can't wait for our wedding (and wedding night )! I talked to the Professor and we will be using his home for a brief reception and the honeymoon!

[tyler the earthworm]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Well, I'm about to burst with excitement! I just got back from being formally introduced to my future wife!

I say formally introduced because I do remember her from when the 8th grade class from Leviticus Middle School had their field trip/tour of Landover Field last November. Her soon-to-be childbearing hips caught my attention even then.

She is just a dream! She'll make a wonderful wife and mother to my future children.

I can't wait for our wedding (and wedding night )! I talked to the Professor and we will be using his home for a brief reception and the honeymoon!

what the fuck dud you are a dame pervertthat is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just fucked up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

[Mary Etheldreda]

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what the piffle dud you are a dame pervertthat is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

What are you talking about? He's offering a dowry. That's not only kind, but traditional as well. Besides, what difference does age make? For all we know, Mary was about 13 or 14 when the Holy Spirit impregnated her. It was normal back then because people lived to serve God. Today people live to serve their own lusts. I would be honored for my daughters to have such True Christian™ husbands as Brother Captain Portway.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

what the piffle dud you are a dame pervertthat is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

Friend, your lack of respect is only dwarfed by your total ignorance. Brother Portway has the blessing of the parents of the young lady. He is not violating any laws. But just to reassure you, I will let you know that in all True Christian™ marriages where the bride is under the age of sixteen, the marriage license is filed in New Hampshire. Iowa unfortunately has a rather high legal marriage age of sixteen for both men and young ladies.

New Hampshire has marriage laws that are more in line with the Word of God, in that the lower limit for the age of young ladies is thirteen as long as there is consent of the parents of the minor female.

[Vocaltard]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

what the piffle dude you are a dame pervert that is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

its like i am surrounded by Joseph Konys. if the police find out about this you will all be arrested. and put in the insane asylum.

I totally agree dude! if i had the money i would adopt her and make her go to school. at least i would save her from a living hell!! shouldnt she be in school?! THIS IS AMERICA NOT PAKISTAN!!! WHAT THE PIFFLE IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS!! DID U RIDE THE SHORT BUS WHEN U WERE KIDS??? its against the law for you to have a child married to a OLD PEDOPHILE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR DEFECTED BRAINS?!!

[Thinks Design]

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This is getting weird.

Do you really believe it is okay to sell a person?

ThinksDesign xx

[Vocaltard]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

of course its not okay to sell a person. she is a woman who deserves to choose her husband of her own free will. god i just wish i could save her from the hell her parents have arranged for her. this is just horrible.

[Thinks Design]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Yeah I've never seen anyone as devoted to the bible as these guys.

Their twisting Gods love.

ThinksDesign

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Trying to educate the unsaved is so very difficult. As I stated above, Brother Portway is not breaking any laws at all. On the contrary, he is following both secular and Biblical law to the letter.

And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.

If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

Exodus 22:16-17

In this case, both of the parents approve of the coming nuptials, even though according to the Bible, her father is the only one with standing in the matter.

Why is it so difficult for non Christians to see that this is a happy occasion? I assume that like most atheists, you lead lives filled with so much anger and pain that seeing even the tiniest amount of joy in the lives of others drives you into a mindless, jealous rage. I pity you and will pray that the Lord fills you with His love. Amen.

[Yaro Shien]

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This is sicking and I just gonna say that I'm sending this link to the police. Why because I don't believe it's voluntary. On top of that it's against american law to sell american people. You can twist and say it's what god wants but I can a fucking sure you god will not approve you of this. You fuck head parents are no longer human, and there for you will go hell for payment. And if you fucking dare complete this transaction, I will personalty hunt you down.

[Roberta]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Sure thing Brillowax; Interpol has bigger fish to fry. You think it's against American law but not against Pakistani law? That's a bit of a standard double.