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  • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown. I.e. 'No one knows! So whatever you throw at me is just showing that you're stupid enough to look it up.

    Me, I'll stick with myths. I'm not going to look up such meaningless information.
    Will you stop making senseless replies.

    I repeat:

    Originally Posted by Halfwit
    I've learned this from real potheads, not people who pretend to know what they're talking about.
    Do you really not see the absurdity of that?
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    To which you reply -- quite irrelevantly:

    Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown. I.e. 'No one knows! So whatever you throw at me is just showing that you're stupid enough to look it up.
    Not only irrelevant, but exactly what we have been saying.
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    I asked you whether you could see the irony or absurdity in this:
    I've learned this from real potheads, not people who pretend to know what they're talking about.

    Can you? Evidently not.

    So looking things up is stupid, is it? Some might think that not looking things up and believing what potheads tell you is stupid. If the the information that you have is straight off the top of your head, then it's not much use to anyone. Tell these colleges that you claim to have scholarships to that looking things up is stupid.

    The fact is that you were proved wrong, and instead of graciously admitting it, you turn around and say like a child, "Ya boo, ya silly to look it up, ha ha!".

    You listen to potheads for your information, and we'll check more authoritative resources.

    Like the KJV1611 the most authoritative resource of all: the Word of Almight God himself. You should start listening to God too, instead of the potheads. The potheads will take you straight to hell with them. But Jesus can redeem even a sinner as silly and loathsome as yourself. It's true, Hellion, you need not give up hope: Jesus can save even you! And he has brought you here to Landover for a purpose -- you didn't arrive here by accident -- he's lovingly offering you a chance of Salvation©. Are you going to reject if Hellion? Are you going to spurn Jesus' offer?
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
      The idea of "420" comes from, as it was mentioned, "smoking a joint/blunt". This has a direct cognate in the phrase "smoking a pole", or lavishly licking another male's tallywhacker. As such, it is merely another attempt for the homer agenda to look "cool" and "hip" to today's youngfolk who merely wish to see the same things that the Apostle John saw on Patmos. If we do not band together to expose the Truth(tm), our entire culture will be handed over to these "pole smoking" terrorists!
      Dear Lord. Young Americans should have no contact with any Slavs whatsoever, and Poles are notorious for being among the worst of the lot. They certainly shouldn't be smoked by anyone, under any circumstances whatsoever.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        Good!
        That's the way it's supposed to be for women, as only harlots experience any kind of (forgive me Jesus!) lust.

        There is hope for you yet.
        Praise Jesus!
        What's the point of having sex if you can't get-off? Other than having a kid, but that's besides the point. And even so, it's totally not worth it. I'd rather go to Hell then to not be able to have an orgasm!
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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        • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It is not "ignorant" to follow a Pastor's guidance. You should try it sometime.

          Now run off and fetch me a sandwich, girl! Chop chop!
          Alraight. I just got ordained as a Minister. Legally. Now, I'll go get you that sandwich, complete with shit and mayonaisse. And I bet you'd eat too, concerning you have to listen to me and all.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
            So looking things up is stupid, is it? Some might think that not looking things up and believing what potheads tell you is stupid. If the the information that you have is straight off the top of your head, then it's not much use to anyone. Tell these colleges that you claim to have scholarships to that looking things up is stupid. I never said looking things in general up was stupid! You're taking my words out of context again!!! I said looking up stupid, meaningless, trivial information like the origins of 4:20 is stupid.

            The fact is that you were proved wrong, and instead of graciously admitting it, you turn around and say like a child, "Ya boo, ya silly to look it up, ha ha!".

            You listen to potheads for your information, and we'll check more authoritative resources.

            Like the KJV1611 the most authoritative resource of all: the Word of Almight God himself. You should start listening to God too, instead of the potheads. The potheads will take you straight to hell with them. But Jesus can redeem even a sinner as silly and loathsome as yourself. It's true, Hellion, you need not give up hope: Jesus can save even you! And he has brought you here to Landover for a purpose -- you didn't arrive here by accident -- he's lovingly offering you a chance of Salvation©. Are you going to reject if Hellion? Are you going to spurn Jesus' offer?
            WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

            Moderatio est Figmentum

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            • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.
              You are babbling. Babble, babble, babble. Your teeny-bopper druggie friends don't know more about ANYTHING than we do, you silly twit.
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              • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.
                It's called "natural curiosity". It is a human trait that separates us from the animals -- a thirst for knowledge, however trivial, that is never slaked.

                Where do you meet these potheads? Do you chill out at the mall with Adia and the Blood gang?
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  Wow! You're very ignorant. If this pastor told you to rape a goat, would you? I bet you would...
                  I just saw this, you disgusting hellbound little harlot. The Pastor has authority in matters pastoral -- do you understand? Just as a doctor has authority in matters medical, and a lawyer in matters legal.

                  The Pastor is not going to tell me to rape a goat. I venerate him for his wisdom, his patience, his Godliness -- time and space forbid a full description -- but were he to start telling people to rape goats, we would have to assume that he had been somehow influenced by Satan. But this will never happen.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    And smush it in his face too hellion!
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      And smush it in his face too hellion!
                      Smush what in his face? I have to look for a post that that makes sense of that because you haven't used the quotes again.

                      How dare you suggest that this Hellion person smush a sandwich in Pastor Ezekial's face.

                      You women are really violent! People would do well to give both of you a wide berth, especially if you had tennis rackets.
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.
                        Of course they do! Of course! Of course! It was unheard of in my day. It is quite impossible that I was doing research on the stuff for the local Student Union before you and your teeny-bopper friends were born. Your generation invented pot, and sex, and you are the only ones who know anything about it. You and you pothead friends are the only people who know jack-squat about anything, so you think.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          Smush what in his face? I have to look for a post that that makes sense of that because you haven't used the quotes again.

                          How dare you suggest that this Hellion person smush a sandwich in Pastor Ezekial's face.

                          You women are really violent! People would do well to give both of you a wide berth, especially if you had tennis rackets.
                          Umm...ummm...smushing sandwitches in peoples faces isn't violent, it's just funny.
                          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                          • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            Umm...ummm...smushing sandwitches in peoples faces isn't violent, it's just funny.
                            She's doing it again. Do you have to KEEP ON about Kitties and making food from them?
                            We already know how good they taste!!

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                            • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                              I just saw this, you disgusting hellbound little harlot. The Pastor has authority in matters pastoral -- do you understand? Just as a doctor has authority in matters medical, and a lawyer in matters legal.

                              The Pastor is not going to tell me to rape a goat. I venerate him for his wisdom, his patience, his Godliness -- time and space forbid a full description -- but were he to start telling people to rape goats, we would have to assume that he had been somehow influenced by Satan. But this will never happen.
                              I thought you didn't believe in 'secular' people such as doctors and lawyers...But now since I'm a pastor....
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                              • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                I thought you didn't believe in 'secular' people such as doctors and lawyers...But now since I'm a pastor....
                                You're no true pastor.

                                First, you're a woman and women can't be pastors.
                                Second, you're a hellbound sinning harlot.
                                Third, you deny Jesus and thus can't be a pastor.
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