[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Right now, Mr. Farmer, God is giving you a chance to demonstrate to us all exactly how much faith you're capable of showing.

I urge you not to further squander this opportunity.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Mr Machine, It was a simple question I thought. Not so simple that all is required is a yes or no, but simple nevertheless. I really can't understand why you are sensitive to this issue
I'm getting rather tired of caring for her feline. My dog is very keen on the idea of fresh cat meat for dinner. There is a limit to his and my patience.

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Please join me in a 12 hour prayer vigil in our prayer closets for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, and all the money, time, and belongings Brother Des spent on getting her. While we haven't heard anything from her, I'm worried about our dear Mistress Cookie, and I hope that she will be back in Landover, where she belongs, NOT outside in the climate!!! She needs to be with godly people who can heal her there and help her (Dr. Niles is the first that comes to mind). Faith Machine, if you see this, please ensure she returns safely to Freehold within the next 24 hours, so additional damage to her frail health (the outdoors is not good for a lady's health -- she was meant to be indoors, cooking and cleaning) will be minimal! Remember Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:"

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

Maybe she ran away, to save herself from people like you... besides, if you want she to go back to Freehold, why you don't go and seek her? Instead of asking God to do your job do something by yourselves!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Maybe she ran away, to save herself from people like you... besides, if you want she to go back to Freehold, why you don't go and seek her? Instead of asking God to do your job do something by yourselves!

That's kind of a weird post, Javiera, as Miss Cookie is right here with me, and eagerly looking forward to our return to Freehold. We're just enjoying the sights as we take a lazy, scenic route back home.

You might not be able to relate to the concept of "enjoying the sights," since there's not much to look at in your country, but I assure you, it's glorious.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

That's kind of a weird post, Javiera, as Miss Cookie is right here with me, and eagerly looking forward to our return to Freehold. We're just enjoying the sights as we take a lazy, scenic route back home.

You might not be able to relate to the concept of "enjoying the sights," since there's not much to look at in your country, but I assure you, it's glorious.

Tell her I say Hi! And please let her know she doesn't need to pay me back right away for having her garden tended to and the hot tub repaired when she was gone. Mr. Etheldreda's "Pray-athon For Cookie's Return" hosted at her home was not the source of the damage to her rose garden or marble statue of Bacchus. Don't listen to what anyone else says. Besides, I was happy to do it, and I know she'll pay me back soon.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

marble statue of Bacchus.

Oh dear, a false God?

Could it be that its presence on Cookie's property was the reason for all her troubles?

I hate to suggest such a thing, but is it possible the Lord was angry with her, and temporarily removed His hand of protection?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Oh dear, a false God?

Could it be that its presence on Cookie's property was the reason for all her troubles?

I hate to suggest such a thing, but is it possible the Lord was angry with her, and temporarily removed His hand of protection?

I'm sure I don't have any idea.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So sorry, Cookie

[Roland]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So sorry, Cookie

That´s really sweet If it were to be she would make an excellent mother

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Are you talking about my dog? I don't know that Deuteronomy 28:53 applies to dogs!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Maybe she ran away, to save herself from people like you... besides, if you want she to go back to Freehold, why you don't go and seek her? Instead of asking God to do your job do something by yourselves!

My Christian ladylike patience is being tested by the bashing of you unsaved heathens! If she is to save herself, she is to lose her soul! "For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it." Matthew 16:25. It's really not that hard! She is a True Christian lady and a platinum tither, which means she truly believes in Jesus and ALL of His commands!

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

My Christian ladylike patience is being tested by the bashing of you unsaved heathens! If she is to save herself, she is to lose her soul! "For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it." Matthew 16:25. It's really not that hard! She is a True Christian lady and a platinum tither, which means she truly believes in Jesus and ALL of His commands!

What's the point of being alive if you don't protect yourself from danger? And this place is very dangerous... or it would be, if Landover would let me to join her!

[Des]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

And this place is very dangerous... or it would be, if Landover would let me to join her!

Security!!! Terrorist threat!!!

[Des]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie


SunsetJavelina, please stop sending me pictures of yourself. I've already told you that I'm not interested.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

SunsetJavelina, please stop sending me pictures of yourself. I've already told you that I'm not interested.

How perverted is she? taking her skirt off in public and then sitting in such a position!??! 1 Corinthians 6:19 She is just asking to be raped by some ugly thug in the park, at this hour. What a slut! And then look at the bile -- I'm willing to say that because of her pagan ways, she'll try to eat it! Proverbs 26:11 And then she stares it publicly. What a slut, and thanks for exposing her to the rest of the world, what she really is.