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Cant post much anymore today seems I caught a virus. Damn, my day out too. Wish me luck.
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Wrestling with Demons.
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JesOs Operating system NEVER gets hit by Virus's.
I think I'll Pray for his/her eternal Damnation as eternal Butt Rape would set off the blasphemy detector in my Prayer Closet.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Every little bit helps. Muchos Garcias Amiga. Where's Bobi Jo when ya need him? He's not so squemish.Originally posted by Talitha View PostWrestling with Demons.
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I am deep in Prayer for this for you, Bozo, mi infirmidad!
And as you can see, my Prayers work Miracles! They got you sprung from Quarantine, didn't they?
Now, what is this XPANTIVIRUS
"PANTI" - ? You didn't catch one of those sexural diseases, did you?
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Hola SU< mi nina. Its something that looks like an ad for Widows Virus protection but really eats your PCs brain. If you see it for (Enter Diety of your choice) sake dont open it!! Get your .50 Desert Eagle and put a clip into your lap top, it'll be an act of kindness. P.S. remove lap top from lap first.Originally posted by SU< View PostI am deep in Prayer for this for you, Bozo, mi infirmidad!
And as you can see, my Prayers work Miracles! They got you sprung from Quarantine, didn't they?
Now, what is this XPANTIVIRUS
"PANTI" - ? You didn't catch one of those sexural diseases, did you?Wrestling with Demons.
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Bozo, Bozo, Bozo....What the hell is this? What are we going to do with you? Deaner lets you out for a day and the first thing you do is defecate in your food trough? Is that how you say "Thank you Jesus?"
There's gonna be hell to pay when Deaner gets back, you crazy old drunk.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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He.did.THAT???Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Bozo, mi Guapo, if ever there was time to come up with a good excuse/reason, now is the hour!!!Comment
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"Kill processes:
XPAntivirus.exe XPAntivirusUpdate.exe av2009.exe av2009install.exe av2009install_0011.exe av2009[1].exe XPAntivirus2009.exe ieupdates.exe %program_files%\\XP Antivirus 2009\\av2009.exe ieupdates.exe av2009install_0011.exe av2009install.exe %program_files%\\XP Antivirus 2009\\av2009.exe"
http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-xpantivirus.html
Ow. That's a lot of stuff. The JesOS I run never gets that kind of panty-twister. In fact, through the vigilant power of The Christ it refuses to even run Windows software. Windows is a fallen operating system!
It has known sin. Redemption is far from it.
And if I feel threatened I can always shout "OUT, you DEMONS of STUPIDITY! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Then the system reboots and cleanses the hard drive with more exuberance than Moses cleansing the Midianites.
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Just like it'll be an act of kindness when we put a clip into your lap, Praise Jesus.Originally posted by bozo the troll View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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And is this not but a demonstration of the torments of Eternity?Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
A small demon besetting a computer? When there are many larger and more powerful demons inhabiting the Shades of Hell!?
JesOS has all the Salvation required for your computer and Jesus for your soul!
See how the True Christian saves your hard drive? The mortal hard drive of your heart can also be Saved! Praise!
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Bozo,
That virus is what you get for cybering gay sex fantasies with your harlot girlfriends. You friend are inflected with a "LED"; light emitting demon. Go to laptop, look for the little blinking red light and rip off your machine now before it gets worse.
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Originally posted by Mr.One-eyed Jack View Post
Mr.OEJ, i rebukes that there liddle red demon for sneakin into your post, cuz lord God tolded me that demon gots a spirit of divishun, he like to visits christain forums an cause big fites between them odd unsaveds folk an us not-odd saveds folk. lord God saids it be a modulus demon 
, it the opposites of a moderatin angel 
, it true 
Windows is a fallen operating system!
i not no that there hussy Miss.Windows, but i thinks that if she changeds her name to somethang less see-thru, maybee then folk not able to looks rite at her an see all her private parts,
then she have some virtues an be a real lady 
Miss.DirtyWindows wiv her curtains closed --->
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Thank you, my precious Petal, for your sweet wisdom.
I've posted this before, but it's relevant here because it's a tried-and-true method for ousting DEMONS from electronic equipment, including computers:
BOYCE and BOICEA demon named TEMPER causes you to have a temper.
ELECTRONIC MALFUNCTION DEMONS
A demon named depression causes you to be depressed.
BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, e.g., phone, computer, printer, automobile.
If something malfunctions, BIND UP these two demons, and command them to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus.
Here is an incoming email received: "Hi, Just thought I'd let you know it took me all these hours to run off your complete deliverance manual. My computer kept shutting down, the connection to the internet kept shutting off, I got signs coming up this is an illegal action, you probably have heard all this before, but the devil sure didn't want me to get hold of your material....I thought there has to be some good stuff in here if the devil is this mad.....as soon as I finished running if off, my computer is working perfect...not shutting down,....not getting unconnected. Praise Jesus, He's stronger than any devil. I had to keep taking authority over devils to get the manual printed, even the printer tried to jam up. What a praise report....really. Devil you lose!!! Praise the Lord. Thank you for your web site. Blessings!"
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Yeah, my computer keeps getting virus nuked, too.
I don't have enough memory to run a good anti-virus program, either.
I think Jesus is just pissed with me and he keeps infecting my computer.Comment
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