[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Jesus loves the poor and wet people.

Where in the Bible did Jesus say "Blessed are the wet?" Chapter and verse, sinner.

Dear Lord,

Osama bi Laden does scare me the demonic like city of Lexington scares me.

Osama bi Laden? I knew he was evil, but I never knew he swung both ways before. Still, it's pretty much what you'd expect from a Mahommedan, I suppose.

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
Martin Niemöller

From Wikiquote

What does a false Christian kraut whining about commies have to do with anything?

The said for us to eat cake. The queen spake unto her peasants and they knelled in fear of her henchmen.

They knelled? Eddie, are you a yid?

[crazy eddie]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

He has been forgiven and rules with God on high.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

They'll get pie (lemon chiffon, probably) in the sky (with the angels!) when they die.

~~ OEJ

The bounty that Jesus provides never ceases to amaze!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Oh, I'm sorry. I will also join in praying that the forced annexation proceeds smoothly, and that the developers instigating it reap their Godly profits.

Thank you for bringing this important issue to our attention!

[crazy eddie]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Bless you.

[crazy eddie]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Where in the Bible did Jesus say "Blessed are the wet?" Chapter and verse, sinner.

Osama bi Laden? I knew he was evil, but I never knew he swung both ways before. Still, it's pretty much what you'd expect from a Mahommedan, I suppose.

What does a false Christian kraut whining about commies have to do with anything?

They knelled? Eddie, are you a yid?

Second childhood

[Gothzilla]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Are there any True Christians™

I'm going to ask a question that might seem ignorant, so please forgive me.

But all over the place, I see "True Christian" trademarked, why is this?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

I'm going to ask a question that might seem ignorant, so please forgive me.

But all over the place, I see "True Christian" trademarked, why is this?

It's all a question of protection. We've been guaranteeing Salvation for nigh on 400 years and we're not having some whipper-snapper come along and trade on our successes.

[Gothzilla]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

It's all a question of protection. We've been guaranteeing Salvation for nigh on 400 years and we're not having some whipper-snapper come along and trade on our successes.

Hmm. Interesting, and thank-you for the link. So it's a member of the Landover Baptist Church, that makes sense... though I'm not sure that the word choice is really very appropriate. Can one be a Born again Christian, bound for Heaven, and yet not attend this forum or its church?

Also, how does a mortal guarantee salvation?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

though I'm not sure that the word choice is really very appropriate.

I assure you Brother William Jennings Bryan chose his words carefully in the circumstances.

Can one be a Born again Christian, bound for Heaven, and yet not attend this forum or its church?

Can one learn to embroider samplers without guidance? May one become a carpenter without instruction? Theoretically it may be possible but why deny yourself the opportunity of the wisdom of Landover?

Also, how does a mortal guarantee salvation?

Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
Then we look to the certainty that all impenitent people who disagree with our beliefs, and thus disagree with God, and will inevitably go to Hell (e.g., Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc.) If they all go to Hell, who is to reach Paradise?

We at Landover have thus followed the Words of God The Father and of Jesus and are filled with the Holy Spirit, and whereas I might say to you with all certainty, “This house guaranteed to last 200 years.” I cannot foresee that a large semi might not plow into it tomorrow. That is known only unto God, who keeps an eye on such things. For example you may harbor in your heart a desire for your neighbor's ox, all the time persuading Landover that you are pure. Such a sin would void the warranty.

Thus Landover’s guarantee is a money back guarantee rather than an absolute guarantee for that is in the Hands of God. There has never, in all our history, been a claim.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Jesus said to render unto Caesar (the government) that which was Caesar's (money, because it is printed by the government).

Those folks better knuckle down and pay up. God said to do it.

They may starve to death, but they will have their reward in Heaven. That's where it's really at! They'll get pie (lemon chiffon, probably) in the sky (with the angels!) when they die.

I will also join in praying that the forced annexation proceeds smoothly, and that the developers instigating it reap their Godly profits.

Amen, and amen! I live in an unincorporated area of NC called Libertydale. Lenoir is trying to annex us. If it goes through, our taxes will more than double and we'll get absolutely nothing in return, but you don't hear me whining about it like some kind of crybaby. I know that if the Lord brings me to it, the Lord will bring me through it. SHOUT GLORY!

God is almighty. Nothing in this world happens without His say-so. Friend, if your little neighborhood is annexed by Lexington, then it's His will. You need to stop whining and start counting your blessings. Let go, and let God.

Can I get an Amen?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

God is almighty. Nothing in this world happens without His say-so. Friend, if your little neighborhood is annexed by Lexington, then it's His will. You need to stop whining and start counting your blessings. Let go, and let God.

Can I get an Amen?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Amen, brother! AMEN!!

[crazy eddie]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

Hmm. Interesting, and thank-you for the link. So it's a member of the Landover Baptist Church, that makes sense... though I'm not sure that the word choice is really very appropriate. Can one be a Born again Christian, bound for Heaven, and yet not attend this forum or its church?

Also, how does a mortal guarantee salvation?

This church has prayed for mr via lexingtontruth.com and the world has join in to pray. i see that pray is powerful and Landover is the only true Christian church.
I was hell bound trash when i joined.
don't br misled by false Gods and doctrines get saved. I even got a free ipod when I got saved, and the next time I got saved I got a free cell phone with a direct line to Jesus and his personal web and email address.



From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The theology of Martin Luther was fairly instrumental in influencing the Protestant Reformation, specifically topics dealing with Justification by Faith, the relationship between the Law and the Gospel (also an instrumental component of Reformed theology), and various other theological ideas

He taught all thing come together for good and for the will og god.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

This church has prayed for mr via lexingtontruth.com and the world has join in to pray. i see that pray is powerful and Landover is the only true Christian church.
I was hell bound trash when i joined.
don't br misled by false Gods and doctrines get saved. I even got a free ipod when I got saved, and the next time I got saved I got a free cell phone with a direct line to Jesus and his personal web and email address.



From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The theology of Martin Luther was fairly instrumental in influencing the Protestant Reformation, specifically topics dealing with Justification by Faith, the relationship between the Law and the Gospel (also an instrumental component of Reformed theology), and various other theological ideas

He taught all thing come together for good and for the will og god.

As usual, it's very difficult to interpret your babbling. But I can tell you this much:

#1. Wikerpedia is not a reliable source of information. They let anyone who wants to come in and deface pages. Even Landover Baptists page has been soiled by heathen scum hellbent on destroying God's favorite church! THIS is what the original (TRUE) version of our entry looked like. We are engaged in legal action even now to straighten this situation out.

#2. Your pal Luther was a false Christian, but he had the right idea about joos and their lies. Take a look at THIS!

[crazy eddie]

Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

You are correct as usual. i just put on my hair shirt and have started fasting