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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #46
    Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

    Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
    I feel unworthy of you and feel ashamed for you to know trash like me.
    That's what Landover is all about, Eddie. The sin and shame of the 'little people'. (Not the Irish ones )

    We took up a collection and paid the Initial Tithe (This is the amount of money your family SHOULD have been paying to Landover since you were born) so you could become a Member, because you were kind to us in one of your book reviews.

    Now JESUS is on your side and will uplift you, mind, body and spirit!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • crazy eddie
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 85

      #47
      Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      That's what Landover is all about, Eddie. The sin and shame of the 'little people'. (Not the Irish ones )

      We took up a collection and paid the Initial Tithe (This is the amount of money your family SHOULD have been paying to Landover since you were born) so you could become a Member, because you were kind to us in one of your book reviews.

      Now JESUS is on your side and will uplift you, mind, body and spirit!

      Our house will be on the Market in the morning but it will be easier to escape if the city let's us go in peace.
      Praise Jesus for your prayer for my town and city manager he only want my money. ttp://www.lexingtonnc.net/departments/citymanager.aspx

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #48
        Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

        Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
        Our house will be on the Market in the morning but it will be easier to escape if the city let's us go in peace.
        Praise Jesus for your prayer for my town and city manager he only want my money. ttp://www.lexingtonnc.net/departments/citymanager.aspx
        If things are really bad, maybe you should consider putting your coastal boat up for sale. You need to get free of debt and make Jesus happy with a robust Love Offering, and I mean now, friend.

        For the Bible says:

        Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
        Jesus said the poorer you are, the more you have to give. This is no time to piss Him off! Click on that shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of this page.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • crazy eddie
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 85

          #49
          Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          If things are really bad, maybe you should consider putting your coastal boat up for sale. You need to get free of debt and make Jesus happy with a robust Love Offering, and I mean now, friend.

          For the Bible says:



          Jesus said the poorer you are, the more you have to give. This is no time to piss Him off! Click on that shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of this page.
          I have an offer of 5,000.00. I owe twice that but I may have to take it.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #50
            Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

            Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
            I have an offer of 5,000.00. I owe twice that but I may have to take it.
            That $5k would buy quite a few crates of KJV Bibles for the unfortunate virgins girls of Tahiti, just to name a few.

            Think about the work we do (tirelessly and without monetary recompence) to spread the Lord wide.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • crazy eddie
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 85

              #51
              Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

              We listed our humble home for sale today and and God will lead us out of this darkness and this pitt of HELL on Earth. I am ready for the rapture.

              Until jeus returns I would love to move and live on the Landover University campus and volunteer in any way to assist in educating our youth to see the true God.

              No more facts or science mumbo jumbo about the Earth being round. If it was round it could roll off into the bottomless pit of hell. any fool knows that is a fact.

              God made the earth, the bible says it's flat and only liars go against God's teachings.

              i am going to list it on Lexingtontruth.com and let the Devils of the city of Lexington, NC they will not have me to sodomize much longer.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #52
                Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                Well the first step toward showing Jesus how serious you are might be hitting that donations button, friend. 10% of the gross sale price of your home and boats should get Christ's attention.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #53
                  Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                  Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
                  Many of my friend in Christ are sending emails to the city of Lexington, NC city mayor is John Walser asking for mercy for my community in West Davidson county.. One of the 3 land grabs has been stopped. the contact is listed below.

                  http://www.lexingtonnc.net/departments/citymanager.aspx
                  That guy looks like a DemocRAT, sort of shifty and rodent like. It's typical; they know that they get voted out of office every time they raise taxes so they go looking for other means of "revenue enhancement". It is one of the tricks of these small time weasels to annex unincorporated areas to increase their "tax base", and they know the residents don't get to vote when they do it. Rest assured, Jesus will punish these weasels.

                  I know one thing for sure, this kind of thing doesn't happen in Alaska. Anytime the electorate gets guns mounted in their helicopters the politicians run for cover.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • crazy eddie
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 85

                    #54
                    Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well the first step toward showing Jesus how serious you are might be hitting that donations button, friend. 10% of the gross sale price of your home and boats should get Christ's attention.
                    Can i sell it first?

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                    • crazy eddie
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 85

                      #55
                      Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      That guy looks like a DemocRAT, sort of shifty and rodent like. It's typical; they know that they get voted out of office every time they raise taxes so they go looking for other means of "revenue enhancement". It is one of the tricks of these small time weasels to annex unincorporated areas to increase their "tax base", and they know the residents don't get to vote when they do it. Rest assured, Jesus will punish these weasels.

                      I know one thing for sure, this kind of thing doesn't happen in Alaska. Anytime the electorate gets guns mounted in their helicopters the politicians run for cover.
                      Please pray for him he has lots of heart problems. i just found out he had one. praying for lexington is all i and i know God is the only answer.
                      Last edited by crazy eddie; 01-04-2009, 03:30 AM. Reason: add

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22908

                        #56
                        Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                        Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
                        Please pray for him he has lots of heart problems. i just found out he had one. praying for lexington is all i and i know God is the only answer.
                        Why do you think he's got heart problems? God knows that this man's soul belongs to Satan. I for one am not going to start praying to ask God to change his mind - God knows best. "In God We Trust" Eddie!

                        Who knows, and I'm not one to wish ill of anyone, but his successor might denounce him and his wild acquisitive scheme as the work of a criminal lunatic!
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • crazy eddie
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 85

                          #57
                          Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Why do you think he's got heart problems? God knows that this man's soul belongs to Satan. I for one am not going to start praying to ask God to change his mind - God knows best. "In God We Trust" Eddie!

                          Who knows, and I'm not one to wish ill of anyone, but his successor might denounce him and his wild acquisitive scheme as the work of a criminal lunatic!
                          If he did not do this he would lose his $150,000.oo year job, free car and free gas.
                          I have done some research and i find when good honest people are destroy for no sane or logical reason, Satan and his minions are there for the feast like buzzards.
                          My house may sell at half value, with God's help, but I will never stop fighting for those less fortunate than me. It all explained daily on Lexingtontruth.com and the Satanic demons of Lexington, NC think it's funny.

                          I have never been so sad and I pray every nigh that god will let me die in my sleep. My family needs me and this is a selfish wish but i am so alone in this fight against Satan himself.

                          Who can help me spread the word or will as my neighbor are live sheep in line to be slaughtered.

                          Please pray to God for help, he knows our needs we need a prayer chain and i do not know how to make one. Can anyone tell me how this can be done as I am having chest pains and I am afraid to go to the doctor. i cannot pay the bills and I welcome a massive heat attack that will kill me instantly. If nothing else pray for god to kill me. as the city is destroying my home and my family and friend and i want to die now.

                          Send me private PMs or emaol me if you have any ideas. sorry this is so poorly written but I have not slept in 4 nights and I cannot keep food down. It hurts just to drink water.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #58
                            Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                            Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
                            I have not slept in 4 nights and I cannot keep food down. It hurts just to drink water.
                            I'm thinking peptic ulcers and sleep apnea demons, friend. You need an exorcism! In your battle with satan, he has sent demons into your body to torment you!

                            I want you to know that our Prayer Warriors are hard at work on their knees. Please show them how much you care about Jesus by clicking on the "Donate" button at the bottom of this page today! Praise Jesus your battle will be over if you just show Jesus how deeply you believe in Him. YOU KNOW that through Him all things are possible! Send in your Love Offering NOW and watch your troubles melt away through Jesus Grace Amen!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • crazy eddie
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 85

                              #59
                              Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I'm thinking peptic ulcers and sleep apnea demons, friend. You need an exorcism! In your battle with satan, he has sent demons into your body to torment you!

                              I want you to know that our Prayer Warriors are hard at work on their knees. Please show them how much you care about Jesus by clicking on the "Donate" button at the bottom of this page today! Praise Jesus your battle will be over if you just show Jesus how deeply you believe in Him. YOU KNOW that through Him all things are possible! Send in your Love Offering NOW and watch your troubles melt away through Jesus Grace Amen!
                              Would a bad check help as my account is about closed. It seems i may not even be able to afford to be a Christian.
                              i plan to give half of our grocery money to a neighbor who has 3 children and no food. He lost his Job as a foreman in a furniture plant and cannot even get a job at Hardees as he is over qualified.
                              He went from 55,000.00 per per to zero when unemployment and his savings ran out, his wife took her own life, and he has 3 kids ages 6, 9 and 12. He has no electricity, no heat and a foreclosure sign on his front yard.
                              He took an entire bottle of tylenol with codine 3 weeks ago because he could not get over the loss of his wife and he had no money for gifts for the kids. i went to neighbors and we got gifts for the kids. We kept his children while he was in the hospital and he nearly died.
                              I cannot push that donate button but Pastor Ezekiel since that is your main concern. I'll make this my last post on the forum until someday I can afford to push that button.
                              I appreciate all your kindness gut I have no business here as no one can help me and like Job I'll just have to watch my friends go away and watch my home and all I own go away until i can push donate.

                              Close my account here and now as I am not going to come back, I feel worse not better, having been here so let me wish you well and be on my way.
                              I don't blame you or anyone else but while I am typing this angry reply I should be over at that same neighbor's home with lunch money for his 3 children for school in the morning and take over a large pot of chili beans for their supper my wife made today. I went over earlier and they had nothing to eat except saltines and powdered milk. and that was given to them 2 days ago and that all they have eaten in 2 days. The have no heat so I plan to bring them anf their dad here to sleep. I will drive them to the bus stop and take dad to a doctors appointment he cannot afford as he has no insurance. the doctor is my friend and said he could pay the bill later if he gets a job.
                              What would Jesus do push the button or feed the poor. You decide as I'll never know as I'll never visit this site again.
                              May God bless you and your button.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #60
                                Re: Pray forced annexation victims in Lexington, N.C.

                                Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
                                What would Jesus do push the button or feed the poor. You decide as I'll never know as I'll never visit this site again.
                                May God bless you and your button.
                                We're certainly going to miss you. I've enjoyed learning about Lexington, N.C. I hope to never visit.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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