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  • Pray for Basilissa

    Let's all hold Sister Basilissa up in prayer and include prayers of thanksgiving that she found such a fine, handsome, forgiving, loving, giving, generous and helpful fiancé as Enrique. I'll be on my knees for sure!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    Re: Pray for Basilissa

    I never waste prayer on a woman. Women are objects and I would't pray for a block of wood either even though a block of wood is a lot more useful than a woman.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Pray for Basilissa

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      I never waste prayer on a woman. Women are objects and I would't pray for a block of wood either even though a block of wood is a lot more useful than a woman.
      But-- prayers for Enrique are acceptable, right?
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Basilissa

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        But-- prayers for Enrique are acceptable, right?
        No. Enrique hasn't even tithed to Landover, and he is a wealthy man. He is choosing the other religion, the one with a leader starting with a "P" and ending with a "ope".
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Basilissa

          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
          No. Enrique hasn't even tithed to Landover, and he is a wealthy man. He is choosing the other religion, the one with a leader starting with a "P" and ending with a "ope".
          Surely not, Brother Gonz? Sister Basilissa would never, ever marry a Mary-worshiper! Hank may be an ex-popist, which admittedly is bad - worse even than (though not much different from) an ex-atheist. But I'm sure lovely Sister Bas knows exactly what she's doing and that the tithes will flow in abundance soon after the wedding.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            Re: Pray for Basilissa

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            Surely not, Brother Gonz? Sister Basilissa would never, ever marry a Mary-worshiper! Hank may be an ex-popist, which admittedly is bad - worse even than (though not much different from) an ex-atheist. But I'm sure lovely Sister Bas knows exactly what she's doing and that the tithes will flow in abundance soon after the wedding.
            He offered some kind of payment, let's wait and see.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Basilissa

              Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
              He offered some kind of payment, let's wait and see.
              Obviously I'm not aware of men's business, except when it comes to my own husband's tithing (he is away so often that I am trusted with the admin). But experience suggests that if Enry chooses to tithe one tenth of his annual produce in kind, rather than in cash, Pastor Zeke is likely to be more than happy.
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                Re: Pray for Basilissa

                This is all very concerning. Sister Basilissa is in need of a husband, of course--what with getting rather long in the tooth and being cursed with an above average intellect--but he needs to be a PROPER husband.

                And this means only the Truest of Men should even be allowed to apply!
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                  Re: Pray for Basilissa

                  Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                  Let's all hold Sister Basilissa up in prayer and include prayers of thanksgiving that she found such a fine, handsome, forgiving, loving, giving, generous and helpful fiancé as Enrique. I'll be on my knees for sure!
                  Aww, thank you, Brother Larry, that's so considerate of you. You are such a good friend.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

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                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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