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  • Star Finder
    Rock Worshipper
    • Sep 2006
    • 1092

    #16
    Re: This is not for me but for my son.

    I think that in the LBC tradition your son is supposed to curse you, smite you and run away to bible camp at the Landover Institute.

    Are you sure that's what you want?

    I am prepared to sleep with your child for a small fee. I am sure I will be able to end him having terrors while he is asleep.

    Please PM me.

    SF
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430

      #17
      Re: This is not for me but for my son.

      Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
      No i don't prefer that you be silent,just alittle more compassionate. I have not once asked you here to pray for myself. If you redcule and put down everyone who comes here(who are not christains) than how do you expect those who want to find Jesus and Christ to listen?
      Do you not understand the Bible(KJV1611) tells us to you judge you, you poor disgusting heathen?

      Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

      Instead of coming on here and insulting us by saying you know what the Bible(KJV1611) says and then getting offended when we try to profess and follow OUR FAITH(the only faith that's going to guarentee you into Heaven, by the way), maybe you should actually READ the Bible(KJV1611) and then you'd understand what True Christianity is really about? Eh?
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • kikirnw

        #18
        Re: This is not for me but for my son.

        Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
        I think that in the LBC tradition your son is supposed to curse you, smite you and run away to bible camp at the Landover Institute.

        Are you sure that's what you want?

        I am prepared to sleep with your child for a small fee. I am sure I will be able to end him having terrors while he is asleep.

        Please PM me.

        SF
        You are prepared to WHAT! Please tell me you are not talking about what I think you are.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: This is not for me but for my son.

          Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
          My son is the one suffering through his night terros not me. If it was my crime than i should pay for it not my son.
          You are paying for your crime. Does your son's suffering upset you? Yes? Then Jesus' plan has worked.
          Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
          No i don't prefer that you be silent,just alittle more compassionate. I have not once asked you here to pray for myself.
          We are compassionate! As soon as I finish writing this post, I will begin to pray a prayer on behalf of your son, that may stop spitting in Christ's eye and accept Jesus' love so that He won't have to torture your son anymore. Now that's compassion.
          Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
          I think that in the LBC tradition your son is supposed to curse you, smite you and run away to bible camp at the Landover Institute.

          Are you sure that's what you want?

          I am prepared to sleep with your child for a small fee. I am sure I will be able to end him having terrors while he is asleep.
          Sorry, but if she wanted someone to do that, then Father Mo will do it for free.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: This is not for me but for my son.

            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
            You are prepared to WHAT! Please tell me you are not talking about what I think you are.
            Don't listen to Starfinder, God hates him too.

            No friend, we are being compassionate, we are trying to help you. What is the false sympathy for your poor child's plight from a bunch of voice on the internets in comparison to the everlasting Love of Jesus®? Nothing. Turn to HIM to help heal the wound you did your son.

            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
            If you redcule and put down everyone who comes here(who are not christains) than how do you expect those who want to find Jesus and Christ to listen?
            We expect you to find Jesus because you better before Jesus comes and finds you! Just look what is happening to your son and you still doubt about HIS power. Does Christ need to torment you little boy into a bed wetting sissy, only fit to be the bottom in homer orgies before you learn to love HIM?

            Quit being so selfish woman, think of your child!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • kikirnw

              #21
              Re: This is not for me but for my son.

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Don't listen to Starfinder, God hates him too.
              I won't listen to Starfinder, but to think that someone would even think of doing that to a child is sick.

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #22
                Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                The most powerful organization in the world (aside from our Godly Administration) exists for that very purpose, and its crimes are carried out on a global scale. Have you heard of the Roman Catholic Church?
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                  Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                  I won't listen to Starfinder, but to think that someone would even think of doing that to a child is sick.
                  Well, what else do expect out of someone who rejects the love of Jesus; Sweetness and light?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • kikirnw

                    #24
                    Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                    The most powerful organization in the world (aside from our Godly Administration) exists for that very purpose, and its crimes are carried out on a global scale. Have you heard of the Roman Catholic Church?
                    To be truthful I don't know anything about the Catholic Church.

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                    • kikirnw

                      #25
                      Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Well, what else do expect out of someone who rejects the love of Jesus; Sweetness and light?
                      I can not say truthfully that I have excepted Jesus in my heart or life. However, thanks to you Bobby Joe I have started to read the bible over again. It has been awhile and I thought on my quest to find sprituality or what ever you want to call it than I should read the bible again. I do want to thank you personally though you are about the only one on here who has not called me a whore or anything as bad as that.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #26
                        Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                        Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                        I can not say truthfully that I have excepted Jesus in my heart or life. However, thanks to you Bobby Joe I have started to read the bible over again. It has been awhile and I thought on my quest to find sprituality or what ever you want to call it than I should read the bible again. I do want to thank you personally though you are about the only one on here who has not called me a whore or anything as bad as that.
                        Excellent friend. Let Jesus guide you threw HIS Book. I have found far too many people rely on popular mythology about what Christianity is and have never opened a Bible. If more people read scripture and though about this country would not be in the sorry state it is.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • kikirnw

                          #27
                          Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Excellent friend. Let Jesus guide you threw HIS Book. I have found far too many people rely on popular mythology about what Christianity is and have never opened a Bible. If more people read scripture and though about this country would not be in the sorry state it is.
                          I haven't gotten far into the bible yet but I am still haveing some problems with it.

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                          • Star Finder
                            Rock Worshipper
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1092

                            #28
                            Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                            You are prepared to WHAT! Please tell me you are not talking about what I think you are.
                            I won't listen to Starfinder, but to think that someone would even think of doing that to a child is sick.
                            WHAT?!!

                            what a sick and preverted mother you are! I was talking about a helping hand in a TOTALLY non-repulsive way. WHAT are YOU thinking about?

                            I have my own children to care for in a loving fatherly way and withdraw my offer and hope that you and your demon spawn are captured by a raiding party and sold into slavery.

                            hmmmph
                            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                            • kikirnw

                              #29
                              Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                              WHAT?!!

                              what a sick and preverted mother you are! I was talking about a helping hand in a TOTALLY non-repulsive way. WHAT are YOU thinking about?

                              I have my own children to care for in a loving fatherly way and withdraw my offer and hope that you and your demon spawn are captured by a raiding party and sold into slavery.

                              hmmmph
                              You were the one who said you would be willing to sleep with my son. My son is not a demon spawn thank you very much. What was I suppose to make out of the comment you made about sleeping with him to rid him of his night terrors?

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                              • Sista Lateefah
                                Honorary White Woman.
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 522

                                #30
                                Re: This is not for me but for my son.

                                Well, since you is not going to sell us yo chile or discipline him as the Bible command, mayhap you sings this lullaby for him every night befo'e he goes to bed. It be sung by one of our Godly pastors. I sings it to my chillrens every night at they bedtime. Even the retarded one loves it, despite the fact that he be hellbound. I bet that lullaby gonna give them demons that inside yo boy a run for they money!

                                I haves my suspicions about how them demons got in him in the first place, though. Does you read them Harry Potter books to yo chile or show them Harry Potter movies to him?
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                                "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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