WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware graphic

[WickedWitch]

Back in the Prayer forum! It's a strange place for me to be, I know, but since you guys were praying for me back when all this nonsense started, I figured you might want to be here now that it's hopefully coming to an end. You see, back in April/May, some nasty things happened to my lady bits (I'm sorry, I know it's graphic), and since then I've been waiting for surgery to fix the problem. Well, the hospital finally got back to me and I'll be having my surgery on the 21st of this month, and I was hoping that you'd all pray that the surgery will go fine and I'll come out with all my lady bits still inside me and finally functioning properly. I kinda need my lady bits, I wanna use them someday and be a mommy, so, yeah, support and prayers are welcome. Please? 'Cause you love me? (You can't deny it, you know you love me a little!)

[Talitha]

Re: Here I Am Again!

Back in the Prayer forum! It's a strange place for me to be, I know, but since you guys were praying for me back when all this nonsense started, I figured you might want to be here now that it's hopefully coming to an end. You see, back in April/May, some nasty things happened to my lady bits (I'm sorry, I know it's graphic), and since then I've been waiting for surgery to fix the problem. Well, the hospital finally got back to me and I'll be having my surgery on the 21st of this month, and I was hoping that you'd all pray that the surgery will go fine and I'll come out with all my lady bits still inside me and finally functioning properly. I kinda need my lady bits, I wanna use them someday and be a mommy, so, yeah, support and prayers are welcome. Please? 'Cause you love me? (You can't deny it, you know you love me a little!)

That's disgusting.
You do realize there are Christian men having to read that filth?
They don't want graphic details about your "Ladybits".
No doubt a Pastor has already thrown up having to read through that post.
Please refrain from being quite so graphic.

[Bobby-Joe]

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God strikes at you for your potential harlotry Allie but do you listen? No!

I will pray for God to keep on punishing you until you repent of your depravity and accept Jesus as Lord. Since this smiting of your uterus hasn't gotten the message across it clear God need to up the game, peharps a broken arm is next from our Loving Savior. That is a what TRUE (Christian) friend does.

[FoundGirlJNB]

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Oh Wicked-One, I will be sure to pray for you! I will pray that God not only helps you during this surgery, but also now and after the surgery that you will turn from your wicked ways so that He does not need to smite you again like this!

Jeremiah 3:2
Lift up thine eyes unto the high places, and see where thou hast not been lien with. In the ways hast thou sat for them, as the Arabian in the wilderness; and thou hast polluted the land with thy whoredoms and with thy wickedness.

God Bless!

[WickedWitch]

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That's disgusting.
You do realize there are Christian men having to read that filth?
They don't want graphic details about your "Ladybits".
No doubt a Pastor has already thrown up having to read through that post.
Please refrain from being quite so graphic.

I apologize again, I should've put a warning in the title. Perhaps this can be remedied? (Oh, I've doomed it now! Now it'll be something ridiculous like "WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware graphic content)". Stuffed my foot in my mouth on that one.)

God strikes at you for your potential harlotry Alie but do you listen? No!

I will pray for God to keep on punishing you until you repent of your depravity and accept Jesus as Lord. Since this smiting of your uterus hasn't gotten the message across it clear God need to up the game, peharps a broken arm is next from our Loving Savior. That is a what TRUE (Christian) friend does.

Thanks for your support BJ. And I'd like to make a slight correction: yes, my uterus does like to eat itself, but the biggest issue I'm having now is actually my ovaries and tubes misbehaving. Good Gods, I sound like a mutant! Now if that's not proof I need your prayers, I don't know what is!

Oh Wicked-One, I will be sure to pray for you! I will pray that God not only helps you during this surgery, but also now and after the surgery that you will turn from your wicked ways so that He does not need to smite you again like this!

Jeremiah 3:2
Lift up thine eyes unto the high places, and see where thou hast not been lien with. In the ways hast thou sat for them, as the Arabian in the wilderness; and thou hast polluted the land with thy whoredoms and with thy wickedness.

God Bless!

Thank you, Sweetie!

[SUV]

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PRAY-ze for Sister Alie!

[WickedWitch]

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Aww, I should've known you'd be supportive, Sweetest Sister SUV! Thank you!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thanks for your support BJ. And I'd like to make a slight correction: yes, my uterus does like to eat itself, but the biggest issue I'm having now is actually my ovaries and tubes misbehaving. Good Gods, I sound like a mutant! Now if that's not proof I need your prayers, I don't know what is!

And why is that little harlot? Because Jesus loves you so very much and your wicked behavior has forced him to curse you body with this form of auto-vagina-cannibalism! Repent before it is too late.

[WickedWitch]

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And why is that little harlot? Because Jesus loves you so very much and your wicked behavior has forced him to curse you body with this form of auto-vagina-cannibalism! Repent before it is too late.

So, you figure that Jesus has placed a hex upon me, causing me to have mutant reproductive organs, and he's done this because he loves me??? Truly, Bobby Joe, the 'logic' of a Christian is dizzying!

Well, I don't need to understand the way your minds work to ask for your support and prayers while all this is going on, do I?

[HTannor]

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It would appear, WW, that responses here have ranged from moral support and prayers all the way to something less than pleasant.

My response is somewhere in the middle since I don't really understand "girly" things.

Here, I'm talking about being a visual learner. Do you have any pictures of what's going on?

Not X-rays since I don't read blueprints all that well.

I'm thinking the built-in camera on your cell phone would probably do - but only if it has high resolution capabilities. Better yet, if you have a really nice digital single lens reflex camera - say on the order of a Nikon.

Best of all, of course, would be a high-res video tour of your nether regions. The video could have a narration with a nice voice - and here I'm thinking of the black fella, Morgan Freeman.

Now I'm not asking that you post it out on You Tube. You can just send it to me in a PM. I'd then examine it closely, using slo-mo in the good spots.

After a careful analysis of what's going on, I can then jump into this thread and give you the support you need. Or not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Back in the Prayer forum! It's a strange place for me to be, I know, but since you guys were praying for me back when all this nonsense started, I figured you might want to be here now that it's hopefully coming to an end. You see, back in April/May, some nasty things happened to my lady bits (I'm sorry, I know it's graphic), and since then I've been waiting for surgery to fix the problem. Well, the hospital finally got back to me and I'll be having my surgery on the 21st of this month, and I was hoping that you'd all pray that the surgery will go fine and I'll come out with all my lady bits still inside me and finally functioning properly. I kinda need my lady bits, I wanna use them someday and be a mommy, so, yeah, support and prayers are welcome. Please? 'Cause you love me? (You can't deny it, you know you love me a little!)

#1) Why would you ask for us to Pray to Jesus on your behalf, when you have rejected His loving offer of eternal life in Heaven in exchange for a lifetime of worship? You aren't even a Christian! Or do you want us to pray to your master satan?

#2) Why are you whining about your nasty, smelly medical issues? Don't you realize that the delay in this surgery was caused by the socialist policies of your Cannuckistani government? Here in God's favorite country (America!) our healthcare system is the best on earth! WE never have to wait for our surgeries! Isn't it obvious that God hates you and your fag-loving country?

I'll Pray for God's Will to be done, as I always do Alllie.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Leeches are the answer. In medical matters, leeches are most always the answer.

[Emil Sledge]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Sweet Jesus what in the world are all of you talkin about I dont know what ladybits are aint they bugs? The witch need a doctor to get rid a bugs? And then all that other stuff like tubes and uterus and ovaries sound like she need a tv repair man. But witches hate Jesus anyhoo so whatever is wrong with her tv or if she got bugs who cares? Shes gettin whats comin to her for all her kickin Jesus around. I found this in the 1611KJV.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10 (1611 King James Version)

6If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

I think the witch is just lucky she didnt cross my path or show up at the LBC cause then shed neded a doctor to try and save her instead of a tv repair man or a exterminater for her bugs. God seemed pretty set on how people like her should be handled and what with satans birthday comin and all aint that perfect enough for her.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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I heard two girls at work talking about this kinda stuff. They were using the medical names, so I will too. I hope this isn't to gross for people here.

Is there something wrong with your Ladybits Minora or your Ladybits Majora?


Tammi

P.S.

I'll pray for both of your ladybits, just in case!

[Emil Sledge]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

I heard two girls at work talking about this kinda stuff. They were using the medical names, so I will too. I hope this isn't to gross for people here.

Is there something wrong with your Ladybits Minora or your Ladybits Majora?


Tammi

P.S.

I'll pray for both of your ladybits, just in case!

WHATS LADYBITS DANG IT?