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As many of you know, our Fair and Balanced news company may go off the air tonight at midnight! We CAN NOT let the liberal elite media punks win. We MUST pray for Fox to be kept on the air so the GOOD WORD can keep going out to all True Christians™ everywhere.
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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Re: Pray for Fox News!
SHOUT GLORY!! because if we don't, we'll have to admit our God is sorely tempting us today, with one discouragement after another. First we learned that Chairman Rush suffered a heart attack while vacationing in a third world country -- And now we hear about the grave danger Fox News is in.
These are hard times to be a True Christian™. But with God, all things are possible. Just keep saying that to yourself, until His countenance shines upon us again.sigpic
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Re: Pray for Fox News!
Looks like your prayer was answered before you even started in on it. I found this at the bottom of the page.
Unaffected are Fox News, Fox Business Network and National Geographic, which is partially owned by News Corp. Those three are covered by deals that aren't expiring yet.Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.
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Re: Pray for Fox News!
News Corp is owned by Rupert Murdoch, a born-again Christian (but not a True Christian™.) He also owns Fox. He is an Austrian who became American rather like Arnold Schwarzenegger only in newspapers. He is the archetypal capitalist, according to the 2009 Forbes 400, Murdoch is the 132nd-richest person in the world, with a net worth of $4 billion and therefore Godly.
Time Warner Chairman of the Board, Richard D. Parsons, is paid a paltry $18Million a year yet whines that he can’t charge his subscribers a $1 each to see the unvarnished and neutral truth of Fox Media – how likely is that?
We need to contact Richard D. Parsons and tell him to get his thumb out his ass and his mind out of neutral.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Pray for Fox News!
Time Warner could save money by dropping those atheist communist channels like PBS so that no TrueChristian™ would be threatened by the loss of American Idol. (Not that I ever watch it)Comment
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