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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #61
    Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

    So iceland is broke, erupting with the spunk of the devil's backside and is sinking into the ocean. You'd think they could take a hint. The only thing left for God to do is hurl a small planet at the ocean pimple and pop it.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #62
        Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

        Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
        oh really captain obvious? but that's not what matters when u compare these 2 things together? what matter is how many people lost their lifes.

        no one has died because of the volcano.
        No one has died that has told you about it. There are the untold dead son, the ones who's screams have been silenced by the sufurous fumes of the devil himself. How dare you discount them!
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Nathan B. Forrest
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 394
            #63
            Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

            Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
            oh really captain obvious? but that's not what matters when u compare these 2 things together? what matter is how many people lost their lifes.

            no one has died because of the volcano.
            Yet.....

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373
                #64
                Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
                oh really captain obvious? but that's not what matters when u compare these 2 things together? what matter is how many people lost their lifes.
                Why do people from Iceland never take responsibility? First you steal billions and refuse to pay them back. Now you stop all airplane traffic in all of Europe and still you refuse to take responsibility. It should surprise no one in Iceland that everyone on the planet and God all hate you.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Amos zionder
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 3
                    #65
                    Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Why do people from Iceland never take responsibility? First you steal billions and refuse to pay them back. Now you stop all airplane traffic in all of Europe and still you refuse to take responsibility. It should surprise no one in Iceland that everyone on the planet and God all hate you.
                    Sorry but, how to take responsibility for the volcano and it acts?

                    only 10 men who stole the money? may not generalize an entire population.
                    Icelanders are the most warm hearted people I've ever met.

                    Love, do not hate so much.

                    Its only money. Humans are muchmuch more important.

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445
                        #66
                        Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                        Originally posted by Amos zionder View Post
                        Sorry but, how to take responsibility for the volcano and it acts?
                        Haven't you read this thread, eskimo? The volcano is God's punishment for your unrighteousness! If you hadn't been such depraved and evil people, it would never have erupted!
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                          • icelandicfool
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 12
                            #67
                            Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            Haven't you read this thread, eskimo? The volcano is God's punishment for your unrighteousness! If you hadn't been such depraved and evil people, it would never have erupted!
                            who taught you geography........ no _ESKIMOS_ in iceland

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22373
                                #68
                                Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
                                who taught you geography........ no _ESKIMOS_ in iceland
                                That you call yourself एस्किमो instead of Eskimos does not change that you are all Eskimos!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                  • icelandicfool
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Apr 2010
                                    • 12
                                    #69
                                    Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                    That you call yourself एस्किमो instead of Eskimos does not change that you are all Eskimos!
                                    stop talking bullsh1t

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                                      • True Disciple
                                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2009
                                        • 2445
                                        #70
                                        Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                        Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
                                        who taught you geography........ no _ESKIMOS_ in iceland
                                        Nonsense. All people who live in igloes are eskimoes to me.
                                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                        Amen.

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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22373
                                            #71
                                            Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                            Originally posted by icelandicfool View Post
                                            bullsh1t
                                            Please stop polluting our forum with your disgusting eating habits.
                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • Mr Eskimo
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Apr 2010
                                                • 13
                                                #72
                                                Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                                Oh?

                                                9/11 attacks in 2001: flights were grounded for a day
                                                iceland attacks in 2010: flights are grounded for almost a WEEK


                                                Go back to school and learn some world history

                                                Iceland gave Adolph Hitler the moral support in 1939 to launch the second World War. Without iceland's support, it may not have happened at all. Sure, this crime of your country was 70 years ago, but everyone still knows someone who was murdered as a result of your country's actions and inactions.
                                                hahahahahahaha you are just too funny telling us to go back to school and learn history since when did retardet babtist rewrite history give me a brake

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                                                  • GOD=life
                                                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 3263
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                                    Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
                                                    hahahahahahaha you are just too funny telling us to go back to school and learn history. Since when did retardedt babtistBaptists rewrite history. Give me a brakebreak.
                                                    Was logic part of your school's curriculum?

                                                    Doesn't look like it, since you used an ad hominem fallacy.

                                                    Perhaps you should go back to another school instead? You know, a real one?
                                                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                                    Matthew 7:22                                                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                                      • Mr Eskimo
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Apr 2010
                                                        • 13
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                                        Was logic part of your school's curriculum?

                                                        Doesn't look like it, since you used an ad hominem fallacy.

                                                        Perhaps you should go back to another school instead? You know, a real one?
                                                        was this really the best you could do

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                                                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                            Christ's Rottweiler
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 22887
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

                                                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                                            [...]Doesn't look like it, since you used an ad hominem fallacy.[...]
                                                            I don't know where you got that one! If your Chief Eskimo told you to side with Hitler, it is hardly ad hominem
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                                                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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