[SUV]

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I LOVE PASTA ALE PIZZLE!
LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM!

a-MEN

[James Hutchins]

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I wire transfered a little something ($10,000) for the fund, please ask miss cookie to get me a tax reciept.
I'll have everyone at the Hutchins plantation pray for Al after the field work is done today. I figure 200 illegal wetbacks and nigras praying at once is like the power of five normal people. Not much but it is something.

[SUV]

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Not much but it is something.

God Love You, Brother James!

Being Assured© that a Man like Pastor Al would simply spit on a few thousand dollars' Donation, I've decided to Pray for him instead.

After the Tupperware Party and the Potluck*

SUV, with a Hummer

* Don't try it again, you dirty hippies!

[Professor Bessemer]

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I have just donated a substantial sum, but as I am discreet, I will only say that is in the high five figures. Also, I have mobilized the LBU team of Prayer Therapists. We are bringing in a second shift so that we can pray for Pastor Pistle around the clock.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I LOVE PASTA ALE PIZZLE!
LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM!

a-MEN

ME TOO! I LOVE YOU PAPPA!

I'm still fervently praying for you!

[Jack O'fagan]

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I have sold the non essential items that we own to try to raise some money. These are my wife's car (she could do with the exercise, her ass is getting big), the washing machine, dishwasher and vacuum cleaner. These jobs can be done by hand if she works through the night. I have managed to raise £5000. Unfortunately due to the poor state of the British economy it is only worth $76.87. However it is on it's way.

YiC

Jack

[Cranky Old Man]

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Today I sold my neighbor's house and I just donated all of the money. There is the small matter of the new owner having to kick Mrs. Johnson out of the house, but I am sure everything will work out fine. I also shot all of her dogs today so that this poor old lady doesn't have to worry about moving those annoying barkers to a new house.

I have to admit Pastor Al E. Pistle's heart attack has brought a tear to my eyes. I am proud our Pastor Pistle is refusing medication and leaves the healing where it belongs. With our Lord and savior Jesus Christ!

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

[napa valley nan]

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Today I sold my neighbor's house and I just donated all of the money. There is the small matter of the new owner having to kick Mrs. Johnson out of the house, but I am sure everything will work out fine. I also shot all of her dogs today so that this poor old lady doesn't have to worry about moving those annoying barkers to a new house.

I have to admit Pastor Al E. Pistle's heart attack has brought a tear to my eyes. I am proud our Pastor Pistle is refusing medication and leaves the healing where it belongs. With our Lord and savior Jesus Christ!

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

How did you get title to your neighbors house there's something fishy about this whole fund drive.

[Felicity]

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[Didymus Much]

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How did you get title to your neighbors house there's something fishy about this whole fund drive.

Joo lawyers are great!

[Born Again Bob]

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How did you get title to your neighbors house there's something fishy about this whole fund drive.

Dear Friend,

Don't worry about other people's love offerings. You've posted 275 times here, on Pastor Al's forum. At $1 a post (a very minimal showing of appreciation), that would come to $275. We accept all major credit cards, cashier's checks, and gold.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[napa valley nan]

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Dear Friend, Don't worry about other people's love offerings. You've posted 275 times here, on Pastor Al's forum. At $1 a post (a very minimal showing of appreciation), that would come to $275. We accept all major credit cards, cashier's checks, and gold.

But the OP (original post) says "he has been our biggest fundraiser". Is this a regular thing? How do the people know he didn't die the last time he was sick for money and this is just the second helping / and / or / double dip? Does he Post here No. When was the last time he was seen with Proof of Life? And thank you but I offered to send a bottle of medicinal wine - was ignored. I just think it's strange we're asked to open our pockets for someone we can't see and won't speak for Himself

[Born Again Bob]

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But the OP (original post) says "he has been our biggest fundraiser". Is this a regular thing? How do the people know he didn't die the last time he was sick for money and this is just the second helping / and / or / double dip? Does he Post here No. When was the last time he was seen with Proof of Life? And thank you but I offered to send a bottle of medicinal wine - was ignored. I just think it's strange we're asked to open our pockets for someone we can't see and won't speak for Himself

$277.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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It seems like just last year and the year before we heard a similar plea for help from Pastor Al. It's good to know he's alive and well, doing God's work, somewhere. Because, I'm just saying, these desperate yearly appeals for funds are the ONLY reports we ever get from him.....

P.S.

My check for $6,000 is in the mail!!

[napa valley nan]

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$277.

message to the invisible Man:


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