[BelieverInGod]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

What is his stand on the Gay Rights / also-knows-as-The-Marriage-Equality / the Rights of My Daughter?

Gee, he's a Pastor in our Church, what do you think his stance is. I also like how you don't give a damn about anyone's rights except yours and your daughters. Self-centered little thing, aren't you. Not that I didn't already know that.

Why are you here? You know our stand on same-sex relationships. You're just here to start trouble, aren't you?

She's a masochist who cannot comprehend that anyone see's the world differently than she does. In other words, she's a typical atheist.

Today I sold my neighbor's house and I just donated all of the money. There is the small matter of the new owner having to kick Mrs. Johnson out of the house, but I am sure everything will work out fine. I also shot all of her dogs today so that this poor old lady doesn't have to worry about moving those annoying barkers to a new house.

I have to admit Pastor Al E. Pistle's heart attack has brought a tear to my eyes. I am proud our Pastor Pistle is refusing medication and leaves the healing where it belongs. With our Lord and savior Jesus Christ!

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

She got more dogs after I lent you the Rottweilers? Does she have the shelter on speed-dial or something?

That being said, I've put an emergency call through to Seth, I'll see what he can come up with.

But the OP (original post) says "he has been our biggest fundraiser". Is this a regular thing? How do the people know he didn't die the last time he was sick for money and this is just the second helping / and / or / double dip? Does he Post here No. When was the last time he was seen with Proof of Life? And thank you but I offered to send a bottle of medicinal wine - was ignored. I just think it's strange we're asked to open our pockets for someone we can't see and won't speak for Himself

You do realize that people have lives that do not involve this board or finding the bottom of as many bottles of wine as possible, right? Oh of course you don't, because everyone lives the exact same life you do.

He's a senior pastor (in more ways than one) if you bothered to look his account up, you will see that he used to post on here but has now delegated the position to other Pastors so that he can get on with his other duties.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

Got Liz's page, about all I can do is $100K. I'll have to close out a 401K to get it and it may take a couple of days.

[napa valley nan]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

Gee, he's a Pastor in our Church, what do you think his stance is. I also like how you don't give a damn about anyone's rights except yours and your daughters. Self-centered little thing, aren't you. Not that I didn't already know that.


You do realize that people have lives that do not involve this board or finding the bottom of as many bottles of wine as possible, right? Oh of course you don't, because everyone lives the exact same life you do.

He's a senior pastor (in more ways than one) if you bothered to look his account up, you will see ...

I did look the accounts up there's a secret way to go to "COMMUNITY" at the top left then search under names these are pastors in church now HE is not there:

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I'm sorry that you're too retarded to use the search function. It took me less than a minute to find his account

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=2

His last post was back in 2009, so I guess in your mind he doesn't exist because he hasn't been here since you opened your account.

[napa valley nan]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I'm sorry that you're too retarded to use the search function. It took me less than a minute to find his account
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=2 His last post was back in 2009, so I guess in your mind he doesn't exist because he hasn't been here since you opened your account.

i am saying Why isn't he listed in official MEMBERSHIP with other church Pastors. such as Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle? Apparently noone can answer that.

[SUV]

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Next thing you know, she'll be posting "Show us your....."

Um, nevermind.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

i am saying Why isn't he listed in official MEMBERSHIP with other church Pastors. such as Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle? Apparently noone can answer that.

Oh for the love of all that is Holy, are you really this stupid?

You do realize that someone can come on here and use Pastor in their name even if they're not a Pastor right? I don't even know who Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle is, I see him on there, but maybe he's moved on to something else in life.

As for Pastor Pistle, I gave you a link and it's still not good enough for you. I don't know why he doesn't show up, maybe he disabled his account because he doesn't work with the board anymore and was still getting emails. THAT'S JUST A GUESS, DON'T TAKE IT AS FACT

Now maybe if you cut back on your wine tastings you could understand such simple concepts as just because you haven't heard of someone doesn't mean they don't exist.

[napa valley nan]

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well I did not mean to create another Church Scandal for you to clean up, i just want to know who I am sending my wine to. I hope he feels better soon

[Born Again Bob]

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i am saying Why isn't he listed in official MEMBERSHIP with other church Pastors. such as Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle?

Dear Friends,

Yes, we all struggle to reach the gravitas of Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle.

You can imagine.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[James Hutchins]

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Opps, those workers are still on thier knees, Bufford, God love him, would keep the workers for days until I give him the word. Father AL just got a three hour prayed from my entics.

[SUV]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!™

In the middle of a Tupperware Party last night I led a 20-second Prayer to JESUS for Pastor Pizzle. So I am Sure® he is all Right now

[MisterM]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I know I'm not True Christian nor member of the Great LBC. But I notice that Pastor Al is great human being and I can see how you all suffer this situation. Therefore I thought I would also donate something. I'm little bit out of cash but I think I could send something little like $10000 if I sell my father-in-laws car (he is out of town right now).

[SUV]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

I think I could send something little like $10000 if I sell my father-in-laws car (he is out of town right now).

Or maybe you could get him to sell one of his internal organs?

[MisterM]

Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

Or maybe you could get him to sell one of his internal organs?

He is 79, so I don't think they have any value

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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After cleaning out the dog’s anal glands, I too said a small prayer for information. Jesus replied that He was preparing Pastor Al for the journey Home. Jesus said that we should not be sorry at all and not waste any time or effort on him.

He’s been out of touch for a few months (despite several people - you know who you are - being told to ‘phone him daily and remind him of the cost of running a Church the size of Landover ) Someone should check with him to insure that he has actually made that will leaving all to Landover before he goes completely ga-ga. You've no idea how hard it is defending a will if the deceased has been drooling and mumbling for the previous 3 months.


PM me for his lawyers’ address.