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  • #46
    Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    GOOD NEWS!!!!!!™

    In the middle of a Tupperware Party last night I led a 20-second Prayer to JESUS for Pastor Pizzle. So I am Sure® he is all Right now
    So I should cancel the appointment at the bank on Monday?
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • #47
      Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

      While I did not know the Good Pastor personally I have heard much about him, he is truly one of our countries (my newly adopted country) Great Men and it would be an embarrassment to us all if he was unable to life out his retirement in an appropriate setting in comfort. To this end I have had my people arrange a substantial contribution that should be making its way to God Favorite Church as we speak.

      Pastor Al Pistle is most certainly a True American Hero™ and for him not to be recognized as such would shame us all.

      YIC
      Richard
      Last edited by Brother Harold Porter; 05-20-2011, 11:49 PM. Reason: Formatting
      2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

      On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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      • #48
        Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

        I don't know, I don't know. I just don't know.

        So how's the DoG, Brother Bathfire?

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        • #49
          Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          I don't know, I don't know. I just don't know.

          So how's the DoG, Brother Bathfire?
          I didn't hear back from you before the bank closed, so I cancelled the appointment. Let me know if I need to rebook.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #50
            Re: PASTOR AL NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS AND DONATIONS NOW!!

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            She got more dogs after I lent you the Rottweilers? Does she have the shelter on speed-dial or something?
            Could be, she always seems to find a way to get more dogs. I think she does it on purpose.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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