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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14217

    #46
    Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

    Originally posted by Theenlightened
    Stalin
    Originally posted by Theenlightened
    one digit
    Originally posted by Theenlightened
    salty
    You seem to spend a lot of time thinking about the anus. It's the epitome of elimination and ultimately a symbol of death. "Satan all the way down." The art of deception has been raised to the status of Government Ideology in many nations even worse than Hungary where I would be murdered quite legally, hopefully by a single chop to the neck, for stating my position as to that ideology. However much they say killing one innocent human being is as bad as killing all humankind, they will never convince me because I know they'd never consider me an innocent human being. Here's three nice ones.

    We only have your best interests at heart.
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    I would not be attending their birthday party. The one with the tea towel on his head seems less insecure than the other two, so maybe headgear is better ignored. Anus-obsessed freaks are VERY partial to robes, suggesting their shortcomings are less noticeable that way were fragrant companions to be presented. I had a quick look at history and discover Scotland and Arabia have something in common.

    Anus? What anus?
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    Clearly they are not having the same thoughts but are definitely thinking about the same thing. The anus. On the map in OP the Spanish Sahara, Mauritania, Mali, Niger, Arabia, Kazakhstan and one or two other "stans" (possibly) have comparable status. Scotland seems to have been chopped off altogether. Oh, probably ought to add map


    This can not be for no reason. Christians never think about the anus. Acceptance and life are so much more important in reality than any symbol personified via Stalin and one-fingered saltiness. Islam. Catholicism. "Trust us" memes. "I am not thinking about the anus." Islam. More anus. Robes. Anus. Hungary may be unique but there are some very close seconds.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29446

      #47
      Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

      Originally posted by Theenlightened
      Your psychotic fearmongering doesn't work on me. However when I think about all the lesser minds that have fallen for this fictious blackmail, how many lives were ruined (Including children) because of this shit all the while the kings and bishops were laughing behind their pile of gold, I get incredibly angry. If it would depend on me, I would make you and your kind eat their own disgusting sadistic threats. I would saw you in half hanging upside down from groin to head. I would slice you up with a chainsaw inch by inch while i would constantly spray the wound with hydrochloric acid and ant venom. I would slowly dislocate every one of your usless limb and would poke your stupid eyes out with flaming hot rods. All the while smearing shit and piss all over your wounds. All the while I would think about the harm your kind has caused to mankind, and I would just get angrier and angrier, and laugh with pure joy seeing you suffer to the core, and feel relief knowing that the world will have one less psyhotic cultist retard (I would also cut your dick off, since apperantly guys with cut off dicks cant go to heaviiiin haha).
      Do you even read what you write and understand it? Chock full of perverted hate.

      Now, I understand you have resentment, being a queersexual and all, but you are directing your misery at others when in truth (now, be honest) you really hate yourself and your horrific life choices.


      As a side note, I am amazed people like you have such an obsession with urine, feces and eating it. That is not a healthy diet.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29446

        #48
        Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

        Originally posted by Theenlightened
        You just wrote your sick fantasy a minute about how I would be burnt alive and raped over and over. What the piffle are you whining about, bitch? I can write sick shit aswell.
        No friend, I write about real life occurrences that are in every single newspaper nearly every day. Not a single fantasy.

        These horrific events happen to the UnSaved©. God does not watch over those that do not give themselves to Him. Instead, thier lives (as I am sure what you experience on a daily basis is chock full of unspeakable scenes.
        God tells us to be righteous. By following His Impeccable word, we are.
        Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
        Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
        Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

        1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

        Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

        Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
        Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
        Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

        John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.


        2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

        Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
        Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

        Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14217

          #49
          Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

          Originally posted by Theenlightened
          Im sorry to ask, i could never get behind your piffleed up "logic", but what does Stalin have to do with anal sex for example?
          I have no idea. You were the first contributor to bring up Stalin in Post #40.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14217

            #50
            Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

            I'm sorry, I can't see how your posts address Stalin?

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14217

              #51
              Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

              Where was Stalin educated?

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29446

                #52
                Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                Originally posted by Theenlightened
                I have written about wanting anal sex and fantasizing about it.
                You need not confess to us, you need to talk to God. Jesus has your six.
                Talk to him instead of going out 'on the make'. Think about God having to watch you as you bore into a strangers rectum. Spend more time with a mentor in Church. Give back, you will be repaid 1,000 fold.
                Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

                Romans 8:17 And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.

                Ephesians 2:5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)
                Ephesians 2:6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus

                Galatians 3:29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

                Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
                Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.

                Colossians1:12 Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14217

                  #53
                  Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                  Originally posted by Theenlightened
                  He was raised to be a monk but he got disgusted by the hypocrisy, perversion, lies, hate, fearmongering the christtards have spewn so he dealt with them accordingly when coming to power.
                  You seem to be describing communism. OK, little men admire petty dictators unable to see how minuscule their fiefdoms are. Communism is a bit larger, based on the principle of diminishing returns, not even a century. Political pygmies.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29446

                    #54
                    Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                    Originally posted by Theenlightened
                    He was raised to be a monk but he got disgusted by the hypocrisy, perversion, lies, hate, fearmongering the christtards have spewn so he dealt with them accordingly when coming to power.
                    I am sorry the educational system has failed you. Had you been properly home schooled, that would not of happened. It is not your fault. Many less well bred people who are confused about life do not have a father involved and usually have a 'loose lipped' mother who will service a sailor for a dollar. Not your fault. We understand and want to help you find the True Path™.

                    A little lesson for you. Christianity does not have monks.
                    John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

                    Ephesians 4:30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.

                    2nd Corinthians 1:22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.

                    2nd Timothy 2:13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.

                    John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
                    John 10:29 My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

                    Romans 8:38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
                    Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

                    Romans 11:29 For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.

                    Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:

                    1st Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.

                    Jude 1:24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14217

                      #55
                      Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                      Originally posted by Theenlightened
                      I would love to see your stupid kind back in the gulags being forced to mine and being tortured every day. Maybe it would shut your smartass up.
                      I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the Hungarian mining industry. Please try to stay on topic.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14217

                        #56
                        Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                        Originally posted by Theenlightened
                        Why? Maybe some hard labour would help clean your sick head from this unnatural alien bullshit.
                        Just so I know we're on the same page, what about alien life would be unnatural?

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #57
                          Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                          Originally posted by Theenlightened
                          Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
                          What? You actually mean that your towering intellect, insults, and bullshit didn't sway anyone here?


                          Whodathunkit.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12921

                            #58
                            Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                            Originally posted by Theenlightened
                            Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
                            I see you still have not picked up the Holy Bible. It's much easier than you think - you can read it for free for example here:

                            King James Bible Online: Authorized King James Version (KJV) of the Bible- the preserved and living Word of God. Includes 1611 KJV and 1769 Cambridge KJV.


                            And then we can really talk about the beauty of it!
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29446

                              #59
                              Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                              Originally posted by Theenlightened
                              I would love to see your stupid kind back in the gulags being forced to mine and being tortured every day. Maybe it would shut your smartass up.
                              So much hate, just because we are different.
                              FYI, True Christians(tm) do not personally mine, we have people for that.


                              Originally posted by Theenlightened
                              Why? Maybe some hard labour would help clean your sick head from this unnatural alien bullshit.
                              We do not believe in green eyed fake aliens, we believe in a blues eyed God. There is a difference.


                              Originally posted by Theenlightened
                              Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
                              No friend, you need to get right with The Savior(r) Only he can Save(c) you. LBC can get you on the path to True Salvation(tm). contat Miss Cookie in the Church office for the forms and required reading.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • handmaiden
                                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 11271

                                #60
                                Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals"

                                Originally posted by Theenlightened
                                I would saw you in half hanging upside down [. . . ] All the while smearing [bad word removed] and piss (This word is in the Bible, so it's okay.) all over your wounds.
                                Well, that's not very nice.
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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