[Melbran]

Re: Test your wife.

Actually Melbran, the topic is still in debate. However, the kind men of Landover work on the assumption that we *do* have souls to keep us hapless ladies from falling over ourselves.

I believe the dreadful thought of not being with Jesus is about to cause me to fainttttttt

Rest assured Jean that women do have souls, so hopefully you make it to the big Guy in the sky...although I'm not quite sure Jean really exists. Either that or her "husband" posts for her.

[Kinetic]

Re: Test your wife.

Look here, Melbran, you made my wife Jean faint! She's lying on the floor completely unconscious. Even my kicking her in the head has served me none to get her up!

I gotta make my own steak now. If she ain't awake in two minute's, it's a beating for her.

i think the big problem is that your going to have to insert your own b*** plug you p****.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Test your wife.

i think the big problem is that your going to have to insert your own butt plug you prick.

You are a disgusting weirdo pervert son. I hope you enjoyed your short time here with us. Jesus is about to ban you I'm sure!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Test your wife.

Rest assured Jean that women do have souls, so hopefully you make it to the big Guy in the sky...although I'm not quite sure Jean really exists. Either that or her "husband" posts for her.

Unsaved trash say the darnedest things, don't they? I've met the Pooles, and both of them are every bit as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Melbran]

Re: Test your wife.

Unsaved trash say the darnedest things, don't they? I've met the Pooles, and both of them are every bit as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Unfortunately I'm not convinced

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Test your wife.

Unfortunately I'm not convinced

And why should we be concerned with that?

We are gathered here to uplift Christ and His teachings. Why are you here?

[stormatree]

Re: Test your wife.

wow, in your avatar you like a nice guy, but in real life your a crazed women beater, beating your wife is illigal! Just because she burnt your stake doesn't mean you should beat her! if i was her i would have left you and reported you to the police...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Test your wife.

You know, no one in their right mind should ever click links to Unsaved Trash’s website (see above) – it is always a little more awful that you thought.

There is a box on the site that shows text if you mouse-over it. The box says: “The main page for the hole of the site, where the new’s is.”

That’s so bad that I’m giving you an infraction or two for murdering God’s language on your own site.

Now carry on and pay more attention to spelling and grammar.

[stormatree]

Re: Test your wife.

Men, I've recently been shown something by the LORD that I'd like to share with you.

We all know the importance of disciplining the women in our lives, particularly our wives. But is the regular beating after an infraction enough? I say not, Men of Landover!

Here is what I do with my wife Jean:

* Regular beatings after infractions (of course).
* Pre-emptive whippings. Get to your wife before she has committed a crime like burning your steak. Then you will never have to suffer her incompetence and foolery.
* TEST HER! Women are like goldfish: stupid and forgetful. Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location.

* Cover your wife with Godly phrases, such as "You must obey me!""Get thee hither into the kitchen!" and "Service me, now!". If she does not do as you ask immediately, this is a sign she is not in True Submission, and that she hates God. She must get a beating.

PRAISE!

I can bet you millions of dollars that there are lots more women smarter than you, and could hide objects and you wouldn't find them

[Heroes for Ghosts]

Re: Test your wife.

Men, I've recently been shown something by the LORD that I'd like to share with you.

We all know the importance of disciplining the women in our lives, particularly our wives. But is the regular beating after an infraction enough? I say not, Men of Landover!

Here is what I do with my wife Jean:

* Regular beatings after infractions (of course).
* Pre-emptive whippings. Get to your wife before she has committed a crime like burning your steak. Then you will never have to suffer her incompetence and foolery.
* TEST HER! Women are like goldfish: stupid and forgetful. Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location.

* Cover your wife with Godly phrases, such as "You must obey me!""Get thee hither into the kitchen!" and "Service me, now!". If she does not do as you ask immediately, this is a sign she is not in True Submission, and that she hates God. She must get a beating.

PRAISE!

See, this is a man who understands how things are supposed to work in the world. I'd never let my wife sass me, she's learned enough where I barely have to ask her to do something before she does it. If she complains I just slap her and she goes about doing what she's told.

[Heroes for Ghosts]

Re: Test your wife.

I can bet you millions of dollars that there are lots more women smarter than you, and could hide objects and you wouldn't find them

Fact: there are NO women smarter than men. Your terrible grammar is proof of that...

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Test your wife.

This man was brutally raped and murdered by a homer that still resides on these Holy Forums®.

See, this is a man who understands how things are supposed to work in the world. I'd never let my wife sass me, she's learned enough where I barely have to ask her to do something before she does it. If she complains I just slap her and she goes about doing what she's told.

[angelgrlinNC]

Re: Test your wife.

i have been reading some of the things you have said on this board, and i must say i am confused about something. i have been divorced for a year now because my husband was cheating on me and mistreated our 4 children. now that i don't have a husband to punish me what am i to do.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Test your wife.

See, this is a man who understands how things are supposed to work in the world. I'd never let my wife sass me, she's learned enough where I barely have to ask her to do something before she does it. If she complains I just slap her and she goes about doing what she's told.

Unfortunately, the man you quoted turned out to be a raging Sodomite who I understand was put down for his anti-Christian activities/proclivities.

i have been reading some of the things you have said on this board, and i must say i am confused about something. i have been divorced for a year now because my husband was cheating on me and mistreated our 4 children. now that i don't have a husband to punish me what am i to do.

Well, if you divorced him, which you had no right to do, God sees you as still married. So, he can continue to punish you, and you would do well to submit to him.

I hope this helps.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Test your wife.

I am guessing by your name that you live in NC. I light of the fact that your Godless state elected Barack Osambo to the presidency I would be more worried about hell when God strikes your state with pestilence and destruction.

i have been reading some of the things you have said on this board, and i must say i am confused about something. i have been divorced for a year now because my husband was cheating on me and mistreated our 4 children. now that i don't have a husband to punish me what am i to do.