[Talitha]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

What is "Joo"?

Jesus killers, Lawyers and Accountants.

[youandi]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

honestly I can not believe this. What the heck? I mean why would you punish your wife. Have any of you read the bible? Dont you know that when Jesus died for us.. we could be forgiven for our sins? Yes your wife sinned, she made a mistake. And she should not have done that! But why would you beat her? Lock her up? You are not the one who can forgive her. Only God can save her and help her stop doing this. You can cover up the showerhead as many times as possible, but you are not free from sin yourself, so how could you possibly think that you are allowed to punish and even beat your wife?

This is sick. I am almost ashamed to call myself a Christian.

Jesus died for a reason you know.. maybe you should re-read the new testament. Dont beat up your wife or punish her, this is not up to you. God will do with her whatever he wants to when the time is there. I married young and I caught my wife doing this once, but we talked about it, we prayed together, we read the bible together and we both know God has forgiven her..

I still cant believe this and all of the responses. It is absolutely horrible.

[adosdrummer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

honestly I can not believe this. What the heck? I mean why would you punish your wife. Have any of you read the bible? Dont you know that when Jesus died for us.. we could be forgiven for our sins? Yes your wife sinned, she made a mistake. And she should not have done that! But why would you beat her? Lock her up? You are not the one who can forgive her. Only God can save her and help her stop doing this. You can cover up the showerhead as many times as possible, but you are not free from sin yourself, so how could you possibly think that you are allowed to punish and even beat your wife?

This is sick. I am almost ashamed to call myself a Christian.

Jesus died for a reason you know.. maybe you should re-read the new testament. Dont beat up your wife or punish her, this is not up to you. God will do with her whatever he wants to when the time is there. I married young and I caught my wife doing this once, but we talked about it, we prayed together, we read the bible together and we both know God has forgiven her..

I still cant believe this and all of the responses. It is absolutely horrible.

agreed. Well said

[Fordman]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

honestly I can not believe this. What the heck? I mean why would you punish your wife. Have any of you read the bible? Dont you know that when Jesus died for us.. we could be forgiven for our sins? Yes your wife sinned, she made a mistake. And she should not have done that! But why would you beat her? Lock her up? You are not the one who can forgive her. Only God can save her and help her stop doing this. You can cover up the showerhead as many times as possible, but you are not free from sin yourself, so how could you possibly think that you are allowed to punish and even beat your wife?

This is sick. I am almost ashamed to call myself a Christian.

Jesus died for a reason you know.. maybe you should re-read the new testament. Dont beat up your wife or punish her, this is not up to you. God will do with her whatever he wants to when the time is there. I married young and I caught my wife doing this once, but we talked about it, we prayed together, we read the bible together and we both know God has forgiven her..

I still cant believe this and all of the responses. It is absolutely horrible.

Sounds like the Devil has taken up with your wife before. Maybe you should spend more time fixing that problem and less time telling us how to do it.... Since you are the "expert" here...

[The Amazing Follower]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, I would have hit her laughed Then I would precede to make her give me oral sex, then we would Pray with our rosaries to god and Jesus. Pray for the pope and wish that Christians rot in hell, because how does it feel for you to be a branch of the Catholic church? I mean that in itself means you are inferior and cannot serve god until you follow the church that was founded directly by Jesus's followers. n in hell, Christians, you are allowed to believe a false church, made to only make money by England

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

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This is sick. I am almost ashamed to call myself a Christian.

Jesus died for a reason you know.. maybe you should re-read the new testament.

Maybe you should read THE WHOLE Bible instead of just the Jesus is Luv parts. I bet you haven't even read the WHOLE New Testament, and if you have, it was a False Bible. We are True Christians™ that follow the ENTIRE KJAV 1611 Bible, not just the easy parts either.

You strike me as someone who wears mixed fabrics and eats shellfish!

[Brother Scotty]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

And finally I have found the website that agrees with the way I think. I would really beat my wife severely if I ever caught her doing any such thing. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and if she strays from the path of righteousness, she will feel the weight of my hand across her cheek.

[adosdrummer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, I would have hit her laughed Then I would precede to make her give me oral sex, then we would Pray with our rosaries to god and Jesus. Pray for the pope and wish that Christians rot in hell, because how does it feel for you to be a branch of the Catholic church? I mean that in itself means you are inferior and cannot serve god until you follow the church that was founded directly by Jesus's followers. n in hell, Christians, you are allowed to believe a false church, made to only make money by England

the First Church was in Acts. It was apostolic 1 God holy ghost filled congregation with mericals and filled with the power and Truth of God.

[Brother Scotty]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

By the way, the picture in my avatar isn't really me, but it's a close representation of me & my wife. And no I am not gay, my wife is a woman, she's just really ugly.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

Why punish her? SPACESHIP JESUS COMMANDS US TO PENETRATE AND IMPREGNATE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN HOTEL ROOMS! Such is the truth revealed to me 35 years ago and the veracity of the Divine Law stands today and for all eternity! It is great that she pleasured herself, for she may rile up in herself exquisite passion, thus ripening her glorious woman-slit, thereby enabling you my friend to take her to a ritzy hotel and engage in hours-long tantric sex rituals!

HOTEL SEX EMPOWERS SUPERMEN LIKE HULK HOGAN AND MR. T. so that they may take the reigns of the power of SPACESHIP JESUS and annihilate all that is unholy and dictated by ROBOTIC PUPPETS OF SATANIC ALLIANCE!!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

As long as the women are Christians and raising good Christian soldiers for the Holy war, then I guess that is all right.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Brother Helmholtz I am very glad to see that the Landover Rehab Unit has made so much progress with you. Prior to being admitted you made no sense whatsoever.

[.Dante.]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I quote from your rules, which all members must agree to before registering

" By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

It seems to me that Brother Dustin has broken this rule by bringing up the topic of masturbation. I suggest he is banned forthwith to spare these boards from further posts about vulgar topics.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Where's his post O spy?

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I quote from your rules, which all members must agree to before registering

" By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

It seems to me that Brother Dustin has broken this rule by bringing up the topic of masturbation. I suggest he is banned forthwith to spare these boards from further posts about vulgar topics.

Did you read ALL the rules?
They clearly state that you dont have any rights at all. You just violated that. You dont have the right to tell a respected True Christian(tm) what he/she can and cant do!