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  • #31
    Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

    All in my name really.

    I can't work out if you people are serious or not?

    Aids through the internet???

    Am I gay???

    Another thread - 'When can I beat my woman?'.

    Messed up.

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    • #32
      Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

      Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
      [...]Am I gay???[...]Messed up.
      I would have thought you were best placed to answer that one.

      When did you first realize you were an abomination unto Baby Jesus? Have you an extensive collection of photos of young bronzed men? Do you drop soap on purpose?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • #33
        Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

        Ha ha, so this isn't a serious site then?

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        • #34
          Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

          Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
          All in my name really.

          I can't work out if you people are serious or not?
          Yes, we are seriously following the Word of God®. Are you suggesting apologetics free Christianity is somehow ridiculous?

          Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
          Aids through the internet???

          Am I gay???

          Another thread - 'When can I beat my woman?'.

          Messed up.
          You get AID, like any illness threw sin. And the Bible allows for corporal punishment of your family so there is a debate as to whether we are commanded to beat our wives or allowed to.

          You think we are wrong, you think we are a joke show us threw The Bible.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • #35
            Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

            The 'Word of God' is a registered trademark?? What is 'apologetics free Christianity'?

            That's ridiculous - if that is the case, why are people needing to check if AIDs can be transferred through the internet?? Your argument makes no sense, if someone gets AIDs through sin, why would any form of contact (over the internet or otherwise) cause you to contract the disease?

            I have a question then - if you are either commanded or entitled to beat your wives, do you believe that you should do so because that is what God wants, or do you consider that you would suffer in the eyes of the law and hence surely become a sinner?

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            • #36
              Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

              Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
              The 'Word of God' is a registered trademark?? What is 'apologetics free Christianity'?
              Apologetics is the nonsense some weak and false Christians put out to compromise with the secularist and pagans who accuse us Christians of being "evil"


              Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
              That's ridiculous - if that is the case, why are people needing to check if AIDs can be transferred through the internet?? Your argument makes no sense, if someone gets AIDs through sin, why would any form of contact (over the internet or otherwise) cause you to contract the disease?
              Viewing homosexual porn will incur the Wrath of God(r). God with then smite you in His Righteous Fury(r) with AIDS. That is how the internet gives you AIDs.


              Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
              I have a question then - if you are either commanded or entitled to beat your wives, do you believe that you should do so because that is what God wants, or do you consider that you would suffer in the eyes of the law and hence surely become a sinner?
              That is the counter argument to beating your wife. God commands us to follow secular low in Hebrews. Until we Christians (with Jesus' help) have this unjust law change we can not beat our wives. Otherwise God would approve of it 100%.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #37
                Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
                […]I have a question then - if you are either commanded or entitled to beat your wives, do you believe that you should do so because that is what God wants, or do you consider that you would suffer in the eyes of the law and hence surely become a sinner?
                You are of limited intellect aren’t you? Look at that question – go on, look at it! “suffer in the eyes of the law”? What does that mean? Does it mean, “get arrested”? “surely become a sinner”? I’m not sure that’s right.


                Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.


                • There are some secular laws which are Biblical laws and these must be obeyed – e.g. Thou shalt not steal
                • There are some secular laws which are not Biblical Laws and we should try to keep them – e.g. do not drive when drunk
                • There are some secular laws which run against Biblical Laws and one should try to keep away from situations where there might be a conflict. Homers should be stoned to death. Here Landover is in the lead for working towards a theocracy so that the Biblical Laws will be the correct ones.
                • There are Biblical Laws that are so common sense that you simply keep them – e.g. keeping a woman under control and teaching here right from wrong. A good woman will see that this is right and a man’s duty and thus the law is not involved.


                So we thus see that some secular laws would involve sin and others not.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #38
                  Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  You are of limited intellect aren’t you?
                  No need for that really, it was a genuine question.

                  Viewing homosexual porn will incur the Wrath of God®. God with then smite you in His Righteous Fury® with AIDS. That is how the internet gives you AIDs.
                  That just isn't true, in the slightest.

                  Do you completely disagree with any form of scientific reason for the passing on of disease?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                    Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
                    [...]That just isn't true, in the slightest.
                    ...read on and be enlightened...
                    Do you completely disagree with any form of scientific reason for the passing on of disease?
                    Of course not, Biblical epidemiology shows us clearly that the source of all plagues is God. We can see the first-born being slaughtered (which is good when it was done by God, but bad when it was done by Herod) and say, "The death requires a primary position amongst siblings."

                    Thus, having established the scientific method, we can look at AIDS and see that being a homer leads to AIDS; homers all carry AIDS; homers deceive the ugodly into their lifestyle and thus, viewing homer porn is used to seduce the weak-willed and fashionable and is thus a leading cause of catching AIDS.

                    Deny it if you can!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                      Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
                      That just isn't true, in the slightest.

                      Do you completely disagree with any form of scientific reason for the passing on of disease?
                      I think the real question here is Are You for Real? I can't believe how ignorant and myopic you are!

                      All it takes is a look at some well-known homolebrities to see the Wrath of God(c) in action.
                      • Boy George. Led top of the pop charts. Engaged in homosexuality. Got busted for coke possession. Failed career.
                      • Greg Louganis. Won gold medals at the 1984 and 1988 Olympics for diving. Engaged in homosexuality. Got AIDS. Failed career.
                      • George Michael. Conquered the Billboard(tm) charts with Wham! and a rising solo career. Won a Grammy(tm) award in 1988. Engaged in homosexuality. Got busted by a cop for soliciting gay sex in a public restroom. Failed career.
                      • Freddie Mercury. Ruled the rock world. Engaged in homosexuality. God AIDS. Failed career.
                      And so on, and so on, and so on. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to show that God does not hesitate to punish those who lead themselves astray of His Word(c).

                      I think some wise slant-eyed chink once said: "Wise men learn from their mistakes. Wiser men learn from other people's mistakes"

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                      • #41
                        Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        We can see the first-born being slaughtered (which is good when it was done by God, but bad when it was done by Herod)
                        One rule for one and one for another?

                        If that is the case and sometimes murder is good, surely sometimes being a 'homer' is good? What about respecting your wife - sometimes good, if God says so?

                        If God said homosexuality was good ( I mean now, in whatever form you would be believe), would you then believe that you should all be homers?

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                        • #42
                          Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                          Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
                          No need for that really, it was a genuine question.
                          We're still trying to get a handle on MDP being a protected class, now (mentally deficient person).
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                            Originally posted by Is this forum real? View Post
                            [...]If God said homosexuality was good ( I mean now, in whatever form you would be believe), would you then believe that you should all be homers?
                            Absolutely - but He didn't so we don't.

                            You're slowly getting the idea of Christianity.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                              Dumber than bumps on a log...

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                              • #45
                                Re: Dire question, brothers! I am truly frightened!

                                Originally posted by LogicalBunny View Post
                                Dumber than bumps on a log...
                                Do you count how many bumps? Is there a threshold level at which enough log-bumps become smart?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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