[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Manly Jokes

So, you want her to go to heaven, so you make her do all the work while as you sit on your ass, drinking beers. Wow, you're sooooooooooooooo going to heaven with her.

[Fishsucker]

Re: Manly Jokes

Here I have a hilarious joke

Funnyshit 1:25 Thou havth been a douche and Alphonse Alban Sucks Smyths Cock In hell

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Manly Jokes

Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like sh*t?

What are you talking about? You have really missed the point. Letting woman get out of her place would be treating her like shit. I want her to go to heaven. Husband is the head of the wife and wife will submit to her husband. If it were not so, it would be against the will of God and she would not be able to enter the heaven. That would be treating wife like shit.

Anyway, this is a Joke section. So if you do not posses thing called humor, then move along square, there is nothing for you to see here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

[QUOTE=MyAmazingMonkeyGod;797403]

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like (poop)?

Where has a True Christian™ specifically said he would treat his wife like poop?

And please don't confuse God's biblical instructions with your secular "morality" (sic).

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Manly Jokes

[QUOTE=Alphonse Alban;797395]Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like sh*t?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

IDK but you may wanna sort out the problem with you 4 CM penis

What is your fascination with tallywackers? Get your mind out of the gutter.



(Jude 1:7) "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Manly Jokes

IDK but you may wanna sort out the problem with you 4 CM penis

Aww. I'm sorry. I did not know you were that insecure.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

That pretty much means equal..

"Cleave" in this case means to come together as one (as opposed to the "cleave" which means to cut apart). How can a single unit be equal? It takes two to be equal.

Use your noggin!

So are you saying that these scriptures magically cancel each other out?

Not sure what you are talking about. There are no discrepancies or errors or conflicts or etc. etc. in the Bible, so your question is patently ridiculous.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Fishsucker]

Re: Manly Jokes

Are you calling word of God sexist?

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


By the way, using that very fresh "oh well, you have a tiny penis" argument is very sexist itself. Are there some issues you like to share with us?

IDK but you may wanna sort out the problem with you 4 CM penis

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Manly Jokes

Sexism≠ Funny

Sexism = sad excuse for having a tiny penis

Are you calling word of God sexist?

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


By the way, using that very fresh "oh well, you have a tiny penis" argument is very sexist itself. Are there some issues you like to share with us?

[Fishsucker]

Re: Manly Jokes

Really? Let's see what it says:

(Genesis 2:18-20) "And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him."

Hmmm, it doesn't mention equal ANYTHING. Weird, huh?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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So are you saying that these scriptures magically cancel each other out?

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Manly Jokes

Genesis 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

That pretty much means equal..

[Zechariah Smyth]

Sexist Biatches take note on:
Ephesians 5:25-33
Colossians 3:19
Genesis 2:18, 20-24 < the rib bone represented equality between man and woman

Really? Let's see what it says:

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Genesis 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

Genesis 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

Genesis 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

Genesis 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Genesis 2:23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Genesis 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Hmmm, it doesn't mention equal ANYTHING. Weird, huh?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Fishsucker]

Re: Manly Jokes

Well that is funny. So you have sense of humor after all.

Sexism≠ Funny

Sexism = sad excuse for having a tiny penis

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Manly Jokes

represented equality between man and woman

Well that is funny. So you have sense of humor after all.