[proteastantguy]

Re: Manly Jokes

Um, that's not funny it's just life.

That's why I posted it. But I wish that was life everywhere

[Brother Enoch]

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Q: What did the man say to his wife?
A: I'm hungry. Go make me some dinner!

Um, that's not funny it's just life.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Manly Jokes

Q: What did the man say to his wife?
A: I'm hungry. Go make me some dinner!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Manly Jokes

A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies, "I won $10, here's $5 now clear off!"

[Swedsoldier]

Re: Manly Jokes

Thanks!

Oh how I love manly jokes.

"I love watching women's heavyweight boxing.
It's hilarious to see them fight back tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight"

"I had a Jehovah's Witness at the door this morning and he said they can predict what will happen in the future.

Bullshit, he didn't even try and duck when I punched him in the face"

[Brother Enoch]

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her in the face.

Hahaha! I think you deserve a 'tell her once' award, friend.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Manly Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her in the face.

Your girlfriend must be the luckiest girl on the planet with such a nice boyfriend... If you even have one...

[Swedsoldier]

Re: Manly Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her in the face.

[StudentDK]

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A pastor a Schoolboy a Jew and the Boy's grandad were inside a airplane that went down.
There were 3 parachutes in the plane.
The Jew rushed and took one, and the rest just mumbled...

The Pastor said; My village need me for a wedding tomorrow. he said and they gave him a Parachute.

Then the boy's granddad said; Hear my boy... go ahead and take the last parachute.... i've lived my life and im ready to see the lord's light.

then the boy said; but granddad! there are still 2 parachutes left, That stupid Jew took my schoolbag!

[Bob4God]

Re: Manly Jokes

Why do women need to learn self-defense?

Because the stove might attack them.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Manly Jokes

hate God's word

Towel Heads

[Isaac Fisher]

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Slavery is wrong.

Why must you hate God's word?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Have those little hellbound hackers found a way into here again? They need something to keep their attention for more than two seconds (as well as dropping to their knees and accepting the warm love of Jesus into their hearts).

A priest, a rabbi, and a Godly pastor walk into Freehold. The Godly pastor drops to the ground...

[Brother Temperance]

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Woman was formed from man by man's rib. So woman is man. You guys treat woman like slaves. Slavery is wrong.

You came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from transgender.

Just because a boy is wearing lipstick, that doesn't mean he can give birth. Idiot.

Sexist Biatches take note on:
Ephesians 5:25-33
Colossians 3:19
Genesis 2:18, 20-24 < the rib bone represented equality between man and woman

Um, what? Since when were bones equal to people? You have might difficulty outwitting a spare rib, but that's not normally the case.

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like sh*t?

He's the head. He can do what he likes. In the unlikely event that you ever get a job, you can try to explain to your head of department that you're equal, and him being your head doesn't give him any power over you. You might not last very long in that job, though.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Manly Jokes

Here is a good one;

What do you call a Goth with a razor.

A bloody mess!

(they cut themselves, get it?)

I don't care who you are, you have to admit ''that is funny''!