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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Here is a good one;

    What do you call a Goth with a razor.

    A bloody mess!

    (they cut themselves, get it?)

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by MyAmazingMonkeyGod View Post
    Woman was formed from man by man's rib. So woman is man. You guys treat woman like slaves. Slavery is wrong.

    You came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from transgender. That transgender came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. So yeah.
    That's not even slightly funny

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  • s. warnin
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    Originally posted by wrongpathtaker View Post
    Women are equals, YOU IDIOTS !
    Women are equals..now that's funny...

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
    tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
    Looks like you can tell a joke, after all. That's a real knee-slapper!

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
    tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
    Actually most people like us. It's just very small minority that comes to complain here.

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  • a goth scum
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    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.
    tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
    haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?

    wrong.
    Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.

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  • a goth scum
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    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    What do you call a female goth?

    A fucking slut.
    haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?

    wrong.

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
    What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me
    What do you call a female goth?

    A fucking slut.

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  • a goth scum
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    What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it



    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

    Made her chain too long

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    I admit I've never tried to pee on the toilet, I just pee in it, but I think I could pee on it if I wanted to. That wouldn't be very nice of me to do to my wife though, since she'd have to clean up the mess.

    Why do you hate women so much?
    Brother Enoch, I believe it's because the devil worshipers show their weakness around women, who in turn spurn them for their foppish ways, and that engenders a reactionary hatred of women in general.

    Sad.



    YiC,

    Zech

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by Fishsucker View Post
    Here I have more funny jokes:

    Things men can't do



    Peeing on the toilet
    I admit I've never tried to pee on the toilet, I just pee in it, but I think I could pee on it if I wanted to. That wouldn't be very nice of me to do to my wife though, since she'd have to clean up the mess.

    Why do you hate women so much?

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  • Fishsucker
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    Here I have more funny jokes:

    Things men can't do


    Scratch their ass

    Make a sandwich

    use the tv

    be responsible

    non laziness

    drive a car

    using their brain

    Peeing on the toilet

    keeping the house clean

    being nice

    I could post more but I'm a lazy bastard of a man like the rest of you

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Fishsucker View Post
    Here I have a hilarious joke

    Funnyshit 1:25 Thou havth been a douche and Alphonse Alban Sucks Smyths Cock In hell
    I don't get it.



    Are you going to put the funny part in a subsequent post?

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