[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I know I not a man, but I had to share this joke. It reminds me of something Pastor Zeke might say.

SWEET TEA

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Where is the best place to hide a nigra's food stamps?


Under his work boots.

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Q: What's a joo's biggest dilemma?

A: Free ham.

[Shimei]

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Q: What is the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?

A: You'll have to search google for the answer, I haven't the heart to tell you

Thank you for the full body response; the foot stomp, the arms that began waving, the thigh slap, the torso rock, the deep and loud sound, the flow of tears, the increased heart rate and breathlessness. Truly a solitary laugh experience.

Praise Him!!!

[Witch Hammer]

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Q: What is the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?

A: You'll have to search google for the answer, I haven't the heart to tell you

[Brother Harold Porter]

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That is a wonderful and true joke.

Indeed. Sister Etheldreda gets off a funny one here and there. A rare capability for most brooding and dour womenfolk.

Say, why not introduce yourself here? Tell us what church you attend, your most precious KJV1611 Holy Scripture and all about your personal relationship with Jesus!

In Christ

[KitchenWench]

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Mr. Etheldreda told the boys this joke:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

That is a wonderful and true joke.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Pistle told me this one earlier today. I think it's a true story.



This morning, I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station, and this drop-dead-gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, “I believe in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, “Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?”

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Q: How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?

A: Turn it over.

[Seth Campbell]

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?



Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?



Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

[Barry]

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What's the diffrence between between a gingers cooter and a baseball?

If you try really really really hard, you can eat a baseball.

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her like an altar boy.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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There was a family somewhere in Africa. One day they found a magic river, those who swims across the river becomes White.

First the father swims across the river, and he becomes White. Then the mother swims across the river, and she becomes White. Then the child tries to swim across the river, but he gets eaten by the crocodiles.

The mother starts crying for her dead son, but the father calms her down by saying: "come on, it was just a damned nigra"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?

It never gets old.